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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

*puts 1-900-MIX-A-LOT down as my emergency contact*

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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

you can explain it to me as plainly and as frequently as you like I still do not understand the schrödinger cat thing. That poor little darling

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

YouTube: “Bass teacher hears Rush for the first time” Internet: sure I’ll buy that Random guy: Choosin Texas? Haven’t heard it Internet: this is preposterous

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 27/09/2026

[shopping at costco] why do hot dogs come in packs of 192 but the buns come in packs of 146

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 27/09/2026

trying out this new airline called “Amtrak” and we’ve been taxiing for hours

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.”

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 26/09/2026

my idiot neighbor is flying his drone again

Pathfinder 1 airship with houses in foreground

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/09/2024

[to waiter at chain restaurant] a round of free margaritas or I tell you it's my birthday

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 24/09/2026

me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 21/09/2026

my car ran out of gas on the side of the road and my insurance company is saying it's totalled

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 21/09/2026

the sexual tension between Chewbacca and Han Solo is filthy and gratuitous

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you ever read a series of words

Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/09/2024

Rare photo of Andy Warhol's appearance on Supermarket Sweep. He received the lowest score in the show's history

photo of Andy Warhol shopping at supermarket, with shopping cart full of paper towels and arms full of Campells Soup™ cans

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/03/2026

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026

those pigeons that look like they bout to drop the most fire album of 2014 have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026

I called in sick at the skateboarding factory and they gave me a promotion

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You'll never work in this town again. Or any town. You've won the lottery!

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026

those pigeons that look like they bout to drop the most fire album of 2014 have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026

The first person to say "brainchild" instead of "idea" had a pretty stupid brainchild

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/02/2026

gonna tell my kids this is dumbledore

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023

HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 15/09/2026

this guy is definitely gonna be one of the first to go in the robot apocalypse

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 15/09/2026

guy who’s really bad at spoonerisms: more like Mitch McConnell lmao

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/12/2024

I will never apologize for a post

furry cat lying down captioned
himalayan

furry cat standing up captioned
himawalkin

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 09/11/2023

wife: he named our pet "Macklemore" therapist: totally unacceptable me: it's a turtle therapist: that somehow makes it ok

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ceej @ceej.online · 16/03/2024

coming home from a walk with a toddler and dumping my inventory like we just finished a run in a survival game. oh yes, I’ve got two acorns, a weird leaf, and enough twigs to craft a stack of arrows

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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I do enjoy going on vacation, but there's just nothing like home toilet advantage

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 11/02/2025

Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl" Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?" RP: "Yes, about finding my true love" JP: "Great, a classic love song" RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy" JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/09/2026

I will never do a 9/11 joke. All my jokes are 10/10

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

I love that the beach and the ocean are right next to each other - it works out perfectly

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 09/09/2026

yeah I'm excited for iphone duo. iphone duo chicks at the same time

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/09/2026

in my day if we wanted to figure out what word to say next we had to do the billions of matrix multiplications in our own heads

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 06/09/2026

[Nas voice] 🎶 Whose moon is this?

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 06/09/2026

honored and humbled to be named one of google authenticator’s 38 most influential users

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Drew @4484.cool · 26/12/2023

OH BABY YOU

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