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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 2h

Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

is it cum, it’s cum isn’t it

In an $80 motel room, a discovery to shed light on the origins of life 😳 oh god it’s the cum, isn’t it

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

yeah well my dog thinks shitting the bed is pretty cool so,

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 2h

flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I can't even express how grateful I am that we all don't live in a yellow submarine

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3h

I've always wondered, do the cadavers just keep coming out of the drawer or what 🏆👑 Congratulations @davoid.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 2h

And I just got squirted in the face by a flower full of formaldehyde

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 2h

Wow, things are looking up already! Now to toe tag this Pagliacci guy and get the hell out of here

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry I threw a pie in your face. In my defense, in the movies, when it happens, everyone laughs. Also, maybe I shouldn't have used a freshly baked chicken pot pie

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sending my dr. a message on the patient portal: “and the rash is bettur but it has spreadd to the in side off my anis, ugh sorry for typos I make a ton of errors when turned on.”

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 5h

September 30th/October 1st

A grinning bearded man with his eyes closed, hugging and pressing his face against someone’s juicy yoga pants-clad butt

A black and white wood block looking print image of a skeleton hugging a bare butt

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 7h

most mimes stick to the following code:

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 5h

Thanks. Did I mention there’s a funny smell?

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024

this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 21h

if pinnochio came to life around me i'd throw that weird little contraption into the fireplace

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 17h

Tonight’s movie double header (unrelated)

The movie poster for Glory (1989) depicting three black men in Union Army uniform, with battle imagery below

The movie poster for Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000) showing a dude looking serious at the top, a woman looking, well, sorta high at the bottom, and a vehicle blazing off into the distance in between.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21h

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 20h

guy: oh god what are you pinhead: you summoned us we bring an eternity of- neighbor (through wall): shut the fuck up already and take him to the Labyrinth some of us have to work in the morning

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

genie: and for your last wish? me: I wish I could talk to animals [later at the zoo] elephant: get me the fuck out of here gorilla: get me the fuck out of here giraffe: get me the fuck out of here

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i’m not an optimist or a pessimist. i’m a pissimist. the glass is just full of piss

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

viral poster for legendary ska band the Historic Pavers

A sign that says, "Caution. Historic Pavers. Please watch your step." There's a stick figure guy tripping over a paving stone that's sticking out of the ground. The joke is that he kind of looks like he's skanking.

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That compost is gonna be nice & rich in a month or two

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[my life big twist ending reveal] …you’re saying I’ve been me this whole time?

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I want to be exclusively flaccid but it’s hard sometimes

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You’ll get one goodbye from me – no more, no less. I’m not a goodbye machine

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

golf is all like i want to wear weird pants and assault some eggs but hockey is like i want to give this frozen hamburger to my teammates bc i love them.

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“What my experience has been clearly dictates what yours has been” strikes again. I don’t know squat about any of this…looking forward to that sweet sweet cachet.

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