iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

gotta start training for the next olympics, im competing in every event representing the country of new jersey

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just got a burst of manic energy and now i'm pacing around frantically talking to myself

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ok i watched the elephant graveyard thing and im genuinely shocked there's a clip of rogan basically saying he watched child porn and it was so good to watch, dunno how that slipped by all these years, one of the most insane things i've ever heard someone offer up freely and with conviction

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i think god would rate my dick like 7/10 not his best work but he is proud none the less

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it's monkey time every one lose your fuckeng shit

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as i was leaving work a woman said something to me but she was behind me and i couldn't hear what was said, so i turned around to ask but she was so pretty that i started stuttering something unintelligible and then was like uhhh i have to go now. they are calling me mr. suave

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putting a diamond ring under a box lifted by a stick tied to a string call that engagement bait

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i would sacrifice southern california for a beach

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turns out if i just take my sleepy meds earlier than 2 am i will fall asleep earlier

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just got a jump scare in my email

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i need to get paid right now real american dollar

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new job is a good job i think, possibly better than any other job i've ever had

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damn thought i was going to be on the fatter side of people at orientation but it turns out we're all fat fucking chuds

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the one thing i'm going to miss about not having a job is not having to work

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i am terrified of everyone and everything in the world

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the natural progression is at 15: i like korn 25: i am embarrassed ever liking korn 35: i like korn

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i listen to the radio now ever since i canceled spotify and i don't hear ed sheeran or ed texas or whatever shit music is popular now. i'm busy listening to evanescence and slipknot and POD on 98 KUPD arizonas real rock

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that's not true my only opinion on the mainstream us voter and the democrats is they should suck my fucking dick

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im having negative attitudes on various shit

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can't believe bluesky is old enough now to feel nostalgia for this

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i was actually the guy who invented the fart i was the first to ever do it

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if i put a 2 minute long fart on spotify and it got more listens than any other song does pitchfork have to review it, does it make the billboard top 10, do i get $10 in streaming money

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just finished a song that really captures my soul and passion, gas this shit until it's #1 on the charts

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let's all get anxiety!!!

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maybe i'll meet some real people in the real world and do posts for them

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they somehow made the simpsons genghis khan bit real and not funny at all

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that song is an op right, they had ai spam it with listens and that's why it's the most popular song of all time though no one's ever heard of it or the singer

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genuinely am terrified that this new job is really a test on how well i've gotten my bipolar disorder under control in public settings, look for me on youtube if not

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