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Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion. amyash.me

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 5h
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 4h
but will he make fun of you for picking the wrong era of captain beefheart while he rings you up at the register? if not then why bother
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11h
liberty biberty was humanely put down after mauling his handler
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12h
Sec Def Jam strikes again
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
vampires be like that, cracking opens few boys with the cold ones
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
this show became one of the biggest pop cultural phenomenons of the last 100 years.
kirk with sulu, who is holding a dog with an exospine and a little unicorn horn and antennae
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On election night all the swing states put their car keys in a bowl to get the party started. Ben Franklin’s idea.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
evil vs. incompetent vs. secret third thing where you’re too incompetent to accomplish evil
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty much narrowed down my 35mm collection to Pentax ME w/ fast 50 lens, Canon EOS silver blob w/ 28mm pancake, and a Ricoh P&S. You don’t need a ton of gear!
Inflatable Christmas decorations on the roof of a bar’s patio A beautiful backyard with a pool, large evergreen trees, and a dog in the foreground A black and white photo of a fluffy dachshund on the couch
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we used to be a real country
“Steve Irwin Wrestles Conan | Late
Night with Conan O'Brien”

(YouTube thumbnail of Steve Irwin wrestling Conan O’Brien to the ground like a gator)
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
honestly if this keeps them out of other bars I support it
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible scenes
For Love of the Game
At times, speaking with Mr. Emanuel can feel like watching a comedian workshop his material, making sure the lines land just right.
"He gets an arch — and you can't afford a meal at the Golden Arch."
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jerry, that’s un œuf
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
walking into my interview with an iced coffee
Joe Pesci walking into the room in the made man scene in goodfellas
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Look, we made a non pervert version of our product” is incredible
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I’m a werewolf but I just turn into a dachshund and go for a little stroll
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
first attempt at water, I think the errant dog hairs stuck to the pastel are a nice touch
An oil pastel drawing of ocean waves and a craggy cliff in the foreground
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning
NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired 
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
Disgusting.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“What’s not a joke is…” took me tf out
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Follow @onionsports.bsky.social for all the coverage and analysis you need to confidently gamble up to your credit limit.
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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TUCKER WETMORE, OLE MISS
Jordan Peele from the Key & Peele College Bowl Game sketch identifying himself as Tucker Wetmore
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As soon as I make fun of you guys for not knowing Ella Langley I find out she’s dating a guy named “Tucker Wetmore” ok our cultural bubbles are real and I’m sorry lol
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when u made $497 on comedy writing last month
Stock photo of a guy in a suit lighting his cigar with burning cash
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this would be a solid Workaholics episode
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Instead of listening to “Choosin Texas” why aren’t you telling Texans to CHOOSE the Democrats in the midterms
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guys Ella Langley is everywhere, can we please not become boomers about pop music now
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/09/2026
theonion.com
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if the founders wanted us to have a free press they should’ve written it down somewhere
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what am I even looking at here
A loooooong dog lying down with his feet sticking out behind him
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they community noted my shit
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GTA 6 has everything: - Final boss is an advocate for walkable cities - First and foremost a farming simulator - You can marry the Stephen Root character - Phasmid has gun
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bari Weiss running “60 Minutes”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lying awake worried about her Q3 KPI’s
A dachshund lying on her back like a little person
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch theonion.com/dad-races-outside-to-w…
Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch
‘That’s Gotta Be 40 Or 50 Cubic Feet,’ He Estimates
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when the edible hits in the middle of the digestion, eye, and ear section of CVS
Mitch McConnell looking like the animatronics in an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes you have to separate great art from an artist you don’t respect and other times it’s ed sheeran
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Patel really screwed the pooch here
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
not doing the pitt discourse, just dropping something I believe to be culturally, historically or aesthetically significant to the library of congress
Dr Robby walking by the doorway and glimpsing dr mohan treating a shirtless Abbot
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Boop boo ba doo ba doop 🎵
raffi_music threads post: 

he slept. during the 9/11 memorial.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the “you’re an old soul” to “nope i was just a weird kid” pipeline is real
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(guy who burns through a 99% THC pen every 36 hours) I don’t remember that, must be the Mandela effect
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m afraid “Trump for united ireland” necessitates tapping the sign (rare David Brooks bar)
We've got this perverse situation in which the vast analytic powers of the entire world are being spent trying to understand a guy whose thoughts are often just six fireflies beeping randomly in a jar.
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