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my last words are gonna be: ah im dying frownie face frownie face

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when i'm in charge, only the pure of heart can get forklift certified

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

kill the millennial in you until it's heckin dead

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They need to take a fun submarine ride together

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should i make my car payment or buy a 16ft tall animatronic werewolf?

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a boring guy named ross trying to revamp his image insisting you spell it "raws"

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i got a wiener you can inject bugs into right here

screenshot of a tweet by RAWSALERTS

"#BREAKING: American hot dog company, W.A. Bean, to begin injecting bugs into their wieners as substitute for red food dye."

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bold prediction of the future: -shorthand for "thank you" will change from "ty" to "tu" or possibly shortened even further to "t"

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her spine alone is about 6 ft long

the same photo posted as before of An AI picture of a woman in pajamas on a couch with very incorrect proportions along with a stick drawing of a different angle showing a front view of the couch she's sitting on and how crazy long her body would have to be

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superior lyrics link.deezer.com/s/34vS4JVueV...

link.deezer.com

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i am going to backhand your erect penis

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macedonia called. they want to kiss

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u ever seen some shit like this before

king of queens shrugging coyly, but his face, it's been replaced by that neck leaker

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your haters? i murdered them all

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i bet i'd make some kickass dresses

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just wanna bite these every time i see them

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i dont really have any hobbies so i'm considering cranking my hog. what are some good things to honk off to for beginners?

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

C is for Columbo

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it's the season of the (sand)wich

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mythbusters never covered jb weld as lube for cranking hog. they were too afraid

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it's called taekwondo. respect it

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dicks and tiddies, ever heard of it?

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

got stung by a bee today 😢

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i am going to make it funky for you

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's midnight on a tuesday. i think i'll watch mr baseball (starring tom selleck)

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i heard jd vance was just found dead after trying to suck his own dick

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theory: E.T. is a race of aliens searching the universe for ways to get fucked up evidence: -the first scene, an E.T. grabs a plant for their ufo greenhouse to check if it gets them high -E.T. drinks a bunch of beer -E.T. goes on a bender and is found covered in cocaine in a creek bed

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mighta been ghost tiddies or something

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sexual healing at the walmart

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