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jennieother1.bsky.social

@jennieother1.bsky.social
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Sarcasm, books, sarcastic cats, and all things creative. Probably will burn down the house with a CO2 laser. I really love creativity and sarcastic crafts. Cat mom to Morty and Indiana. Missing Jaxie. You didn't notice it, but your brain did.-Plinkett

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19h
Downy woodpeckers will always let you know where the rot in your trim is
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19h
Perfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lisa climbing up a redwood tree to commence protesting
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m too highbrow to send dick pics. Mine are phallus photos.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
motionless silence breath held intent listening whispers from the heart
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there's a huge difference between knowing the plank and walking it
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
waking from a beautiful dream and clinging to the feelings it left behind like my life depends on it
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh i'll do it don't think i won't do it (release the drafts)
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spent a couple hours working in a daycare today. What's the incubation period for everything?
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why would we call the cops? Do you need this documented?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looking at your likes tab and dramatically but solemnly shaking my head so everyone else on the bus knows i disapprove
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My name’s Ben but you can call me Margot.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The way to a man’s heart emoji is through his eggplant emoji
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Responding without reacting*
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looking forward to living out my days as a bog witch.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If this is all a simulation, shouldn’t it be more fun?
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Homer reading something called Blue Pants Weekly which has a picture of a pair of blue pants on the front cover and the back cover is curled into his hand.
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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is a bowl of strawberries. I stand on one side, my daughter stands on the other. Our eyes narrow. Faintly, you here the sound of western gunfight music. Who will draw their utensil first?
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
drowning in a plethora of cheese would fix me
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Her: You use so many obscure words, it’s as though you’re trying to bury us with them. Me: Indeed, a veritable plethora of words.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a rap battle between a mariachi band and a peruvian flute band is this anything it probably shouldn't be anything
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not a leader not a follower but a secret third thing (disoriented on my own path)
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever has my voodoo doll, would you kindly pull the pin from my sinuses and scape it right above my bra line? No, a little more to the right. My right. Up. Up. Too far, down. Right there.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🧡🐾 @azedand2knots.bsky.social @joparkerbear.bsky.social
Chris posting "The post below is much better than this. You should read that instead." 

Brosephine posting 'SPOOKY FEETS" with a photo of cutie-pie kitty feets.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just got a $500 check from the US Treasury with a campaign letter from Donald Trump. The country is extremely fucked up.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That scene where Milhouse is demanding answers from Bart (Why did I have the bowl?) but the text has been changed to say "But why is all the caramel salted now, Bart? Why, is all the caramel, salted?"
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Smokey Bear says that only I can prevent forest fires. That's a heck of a lot of responsibility for a guy who spends most of his day looking for his keys, wallet, or eyeglasses.
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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scouring the internet for the perfect wire straightener as one does on a Monday night.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An even bigger avocado called Hoss Avocados
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm in a really bad place* right now please keep me in your thoughts *back at work
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me: it's not you specifically i mean it's just that the longer we spend apart the harder it is to return to this charade that demeans us both tuesday (after a long weekend):
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’re not using your phone to text people in the same house then you’re doing it wrong
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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not to sound superior, but I always assumed that I would die of a plague that escaped a biolab in Siberia.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To the one mosquito flying just above where I can't reach, don't have you have malaria to spread or something?
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Friends are like boobs, any more than a handful is a waste.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember getting home after my 5th double that week, I started weeping at my front door because my door wasn't unlocking when I was pressing the unlock button on my car keys.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning. I see the assassins have failed again
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was alive when they tried to make Daylight Savings Time happen all year and it worked great if you liked to wake up every morning and have the darkness devour you whole
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of engagement bait awareness month: what is the first piece of engagement bait you remember falling for?
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't even trust people to choose my groceries there is less than zero chance i would ever want a self driving car
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Homer watching his pig on a spot get pushed away by Lisa riding some sort of little tractor car thingy
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
timid potential whispering into the emptiness hair raising thoughts that stumble into view waves of emotion drowning a brooding heart
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
staying up to watch the grand final at 7:30pm and feeling like i'm staying up till midnight 🥱😂
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