iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

All I'm saying is having to choose between talking to an AI or a human vinyl enthusiast I'd have to think about it for a second and maybe assemble a pros and cons list

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BREAKING: Claude has a feature called Vinyl Mode.
It helps you build a record collection you love, like a record shop
owner who's happy to tell you everything they know.
Here are 6 prompts to start digging:

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

did this guy get in a car accident

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

you can't actually do this if you try they form a vacuum seal and consume each other like an ouroboros

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h

"“Yes — she initiated that contact, I should make clear, doctor,” Brand said, sending Oz into a laughing fit as the doctor threw back his head and slapped his thighs." Pieces of shit find other pieces of shit most humorous and enjoyable to be around

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Pro-Trump actor facing rape charges appalls with joke about consent at MAHA summit

English actor-turned-conservative activist Russell Brand disturbed onlookers Wednesday after “joking about consent” during a Trump administration health summit — less than two weeks before he goes on ...

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 17h

speaking as an Old that is becoming Older it is a very disconcerting thing to realize there are people younger than you who are the secretary of defense when you yourself feel, inside, that you're still a dumb fucking 17yo and you KNOW you're faking being an adult so THEY ARE TOO

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 17h

i can't type what should happen to these parents on a public website

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 17h

yea i don't got jokes for this today this shit is fuckin terrifying if they hadn't had a relief crew on board that could have been a massacre

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19h

No billionaires daughters wedding dress veil is as gossamer thin as the toilet paper at a comfort inn

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Billionaires who campaign against forgiveness of school lunch debt or medical bills : its going to be so abundant

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Democrats need to understand republicans see this as an existential threat to their actual freedom They know they’ve done so much blatantly illegal shit they cannot see a world in which consequences aren’t coming Despite democrats storied history of letting shit go for the gOod oF tHe nATiOn

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Billionaires who campaign against forgiveness of school lunch debt or medical bills : its going to be so abundant

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I spent money on flight wifi to post this

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a line of men taking a shit while their butlers wait to wipe

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You’re not allowed to taxi a plane out of newark until you’ve been certified* *can park an F250 extended cab in a costco parking lot on a Saturday without scraping a car

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine a world where we didn’t give ivy league douchebros unlimited column ink

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trump: they are going to rename to OpenSI or else

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Our flight has a lady first officer im gonna tell her she should show men how its done and do a barrel roll

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guys what if it happens while im in the air with no wifi :(

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Conspiracy theorist : The moon landings were faked Riley Gaines, bursting into room : i can do better than that

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When even third way is starting to read the room

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*at airport* Its always kinda weird to me how you have a delta or whatever flight but then its actually operated by Big Sal’s Commuter Airways And Tire Emporium Makes me wonder how many puddle jumper firms rename and rebrand like a jersey contractor with one too many one star yelp reviews

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wait till she hears about tony hawk

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Its amazing how many people talk to my phones auto call screen pickup like they’re talking to me

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can’t get clowned on national media if you declare you were the one who did the clowning

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Smart Thinking Meme

Alt: Smart Thinking Meme

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*at airport* There is a restaurant called little purse dumplings and that sounds like what a 74 yo woman calls her chihuahuas poops

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every one of those shitbags should have been expelled I dont give a fuck about their due process, the university should have yeeted them regardless of if they directly participated If you see a sexual assault or rape and say nothing you don’t deserve a degree from anywhere

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But i was told line go up is good

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Being a retail worker at airports where all you do now is mutely gesture at the self scan self checkout terminal while still having to wear a uniform and show up on time and having some regional manager talking to you about KPIs is a new level of soul destroying

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