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Tony 🎃

@elgecko.bsky.social
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artist and pizzatarian | he/him

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 1h
I have an excellent memory for things that never happened.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 26m
I am higher than an astronaut's asshole.
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 3h
Costume Idea: Sexy Spirit Halloween
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“there’s only so much i can do” i say, after doing nothing
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes but what of the early worm? …to shreds you say
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 1h
*through a mouthful of tablecloth* What am I bringing to the table?
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 3h
When you are dumb and like to remind everyone that you are dumb
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 3h
the moaning & groaning is bc ghosts are fucking nonstop
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
are you telling me this salad is made of words
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 2h
Pets should count for carpool
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s ridiculous that the HOA is insisting I take down the giant skeleton I put up in my front yard just because it “came from a bull elk” and “still has meat on it”
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 3h
can't rn, waiting for the great pumpkin to arrive
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 7h
Together we could set the world on fire
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 7h
logging on to recycle last year’s spooky jokes
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h
Me: Doctor, why are my eyes so itchy? Doctor: You're literally rubbing a cat with your face right now. How did that cat get in here?!?!
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 8h
It is October 1 in our year of the Lord 2026 and I am going to make love to a ghost.
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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 8h
Wearing all black today, with a splash of color ✨
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 21h
Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps hiding pots of piss under my bed
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 17h
2027 I will deploy my signature dance move
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h
The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document
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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 21h
Always the worm, never the bird lol
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A chocolate cake that goes directly to your soul
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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It probably feels so good to be wrap'd up by a spider 🎣
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024
this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting dizzy with it.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 29/09/2026
Ham and brie on a baguette with dijon mustard 😋
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry – I need to take this call. It’s my undertaker
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the only person you should be judging is yourself (and people who harm others)
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please forgive me, I know everything I do
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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want a spooky name, but maybe just a pumpkin emoji since I've been eating so many pumpkin baked goods 🦇
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ghost hunting but just me trying to find my old self
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A warm, soothing, buttery bowl of butter.
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Fiona 📎 @oneofakindfiona.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
emotional hypersaturation
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d take an earbud out for you.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who here is tired?
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not going to lie, would you accept an elaborate excuse instead?
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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting to understand all the cats that get stuck in trees 😭
A shot of me in a tree, looking if I can climb higher, tho I already don't know how to get down. The sky is blue, the tree has many limbs and some greenery.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
There’s no higher honor than an animal snuggling into you. That’s really it. You’ve won it all my friend congratulations how does it feel to be touched by an angel
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I'm not binge posting, I'm either doing really well or really unwell (probably)
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That Erin @toadpuppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did this. On purpose. Ok so I’ve never worked with stained glass before and had to watch a ton of tutorials on how to solder, but I think it’s pretty good for a first try, and I may suddenly have a new crafting obsession. Plus it matches my tattoo 😂
Stained glass suncatcher in the shape of a Luna moth
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
remember when doja cat told elon he looks like he was "drawn from memory" 😭
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 27/09/2026
being alive should not be so expensive
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ill be there in two shakes of a third leg
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think i’m becoming addicted to standing up too fast
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