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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 4m

Aww, that's cool. I used to love energy drinks but I can't do both so I chose coffee ☺️

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13m

Holding it all together with stuff from my junk drawer

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12m

ZOOKEEPER: So lions are what we call apex predators ME: *way too loud* And humans are ex ape predators lol ZOOKEEPER: *taking out her tazer* look away kids

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11m

Hot, no milk but chocolate. You?

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 5h

🥹

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22h

i hit post on accident, prepare to die

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I was today years old when I realized BBC didn’t stand for British breakfast crumpets

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 20h

Gonna start hanging around the sewage treatment plant dressed like a beach bum.

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 18h

logging in to the people being weird app

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 17h

Bluesky: it’s like smell-o-vision but we call it smell-o-sky Me: deactivates

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 5h

I’m not picky I just want a woman with laser eyes, machine gun boobs, and legs that double as rocket launchers.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 20h

Bebe says hi. Very close to your face

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 7h

Hey baby, wake up, I made you a pop tart.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 45m

might fuck around and forget what i was supposed to find out

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 1h

Fuck the front door!

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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 2h

Shut the fuck outta here

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 44m

The smart lights went offline so I have to turn on the lamp manually like a Victorian peasant.

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 43m

I don’t say “huh?” because I prefer the Cincinnati "Please?"

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 42m

BRB, I just learned about a napuccino

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 41m

i have my own hoodies. im coming for your soul

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 44m

I have my own hoodies, I’m coming for your grandmother’s special recipes.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 40m

this morning's mood was tearful because the windscreen wipers were visually annoying me 😂

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t say “huh?” because I prefer the more sophisticated ‘smile and nod because I don’t actually care what you said’

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22h

"you gotta do the things you gotta do when they're putting a wand up your vagina" – my 9 year old, casually

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 21h

i would have impeccable moral character if it wasn’t for my immorality addiction

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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 49m

I have my own hoodies. I'm coming for your attention.

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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 56m

*burrito in midposter jail* Heeey. Are you working hard or hardly working? *Finger guns*

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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 50m

i don’t say “huh?” because i prefer the more sophisticated “Exsqueeze me??"

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t think your sex is on fire anymore, Charlie Brown

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 7h

Bitch lemme come over I wanna do your hair like Sharon Tate on her wedding day

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 2h

Praying over leftovers like “hi Lord, it’s me and this split pea soup again”

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22h

You should have seen me, blood dripping from my finger, unable to type at all, distressed, like "Oh, no! My spreadsheets!"

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 17h

Not taking a licking but still keeping on ticking is a boss move.

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 2h

i just bought my candy stash for halloween that i'm going to save and not eat a single piece til then i swear

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Vonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 11h

It’s on like Donkey Kong, Charlie Brown

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🐝RCMhere @rcmhere.bsky.social · 1h

Chillin' with the stinkbug

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2h

Ask your doctor if posting through it is right for you 🫴🏼

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 53m

been getting a lot of "post failed to send please try again" and it's starting to feel like the universe is asking me to rethink things

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 1h

the most denny crane ass shit lol

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 7h

im not anemic . i just take FeSo₄ ironically . folks,,

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 9h

Sure, beach sex is great if you enjoy rubbing your bits on a belt sander.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 3h

worried ? i can’t fucken wait 🥳

Scientists predicted Friday 13 November 2026 will be ‘Doomsday.’ Should you be worried? 🤔

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'd make a terrible detective I guess. Maybe I'm too gritty, too noir. When I'm in town & a person walks by me, I ask myself "Does that look like the kind of person who would steal a mini Big Foot statue?" & my inner voice answers for every single one of them "Yes."

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 24/10/2025

not to brag, but I've been known to make things much, much worse

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