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Scalawag Jack

@scalawagjack.bsky.social
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Father, husband, writer, artist, ally, engineer, historian, retired FedGov, and unrepentant Southern Scalawag. Enjoys: animation, TTRPG, SciFi, Fantasy, art. Despises: disrespectful, entitled gits. Talk nerdy to me.

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MidnightBlvckWolf @blacknextdoorbdx.bsky.social · 6h
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Goldmember's Quirky Snack & Smoke Offers
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 6h
Nice try, fucko. They were both dangerously unqualified and openly espoused dangerous hateful rhetoric for years. There was EVERY reason to predict they turned out EXACTLY as bad as we all said they'd turn out. In your cowardice you confirmed them anyway. Shame eternal upon thee, Shillis.
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 6h
Drop some ghosts
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Game Of Thrones Finale: Jon Snow, Ghost & Jaime's Quote
ALT: Game Of Thrones Finale: Jon Snow, Ghost & Jaime's Quote
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Engineer Brains @hhackenbecker.bsky.social · 9h
Tech companies replacing developers and software features in the age of AI:
A simple comic; a smiling man holding a large wood-saw has cut one of his own legs off at the knee, the severed limb lies on the ground in front of him. A speech bubble reads "I'm lighter now, I can run faster."
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 7h
QTP with a green-haired girl!
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The Gifted Polaris: Green Hair Mutant
Alt: The Gifted Polaris: Green Hair Mutant
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 6h
A lot of people are piling on David Zaslav, but let's be clear. He truly was a total greedy asshole that killed and defunded incredible works of art out of pure greed and hubris and thus he totally deserves all of it. C-ya, fucko.
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Loony Tunes: Bugs Bunny's Jack-Ass Transformation
Alt: Loony Tunes: Bugs Bunny's Jack-Ass Transformation
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Liam (Pumpkin Spice Latte Edition) Dalley @cinephile25.bsky.social · 7h
Autism is a Spectrum @mvbrat10.bsky.social @nerdobaggins.bsky.social @ryanjrobotham.bsky.social @bvlikeslinguica.bsky.social @gonzaegonza91.bsky.social @thanosprime.bsky.social
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Doctor Who's David Tennant Peeking
ALT: Doctor Who's David Tennant Peeking
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 7h
Autism is a Spectrum
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Hazbin Hotel Sir Pentious
Alt: Hazbin Hotel Sir Pentious sidles up with drinks, a derpy look on his face.
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 10h
Gift of Presence #Art by Gus Fink
Treater girl meets Queeny
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 9h
QTP with a green-haired girl!
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Missi Zilla Hazbin Hotel
Alt: Missi Zilla Hazbin Hotel
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 12h
Biblically accurate bibberity
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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 12h
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
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What Is Zionism?
To understand what the word means today, you have to go back to the beginning of the story.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 11h
Why call it a 'kilt' when 'open ballroom' was right there?
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 11h
Just early voted today! Check your registration, check early voting opportunities, and get it done! Vote like it's your last chance, 'cause it may be!
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 12h
Life in the Bible Belt illustrated.
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 13h
Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets. The Shining. Only Danny is human. Uncle Deadly as Jack Torrance Miss Piggy as Wendy Torrance Dr. Teeth as Dick Hallorann Rolf as the Bartender Scooter and Skeeter as the Twins
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 13h
My man demonstrating with his right hand how he gets all those lucrative no bid contracts.
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Shandi @kissfreakshandi.bsky.social · 14h
Drop some GHOSTS 👻🖤
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Pac-Man Eating Ghosts
Alt: Pac-Man Ghosts
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KaBoomBOX @kaboombox.bsky.social · 14h
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
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Canti from FLCL Shrugs 'Huh? Uh'
Alt: Canti from FLCL Shrugs 'Huh? Uh'
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Matt Pritchett 📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 14h
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
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Dire Straits MTV: Blocky Dog Watches TV
Alt: Dire Straits Money for Nothing (I want my MTV): Blocky Dog Watches TV
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 15h
@adamzyglis.bsky.social
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 15h
Share someone who looks stylish wearing BLACK and RED. 🖤❤️
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Blitzo's Cocky Pose in Helluva Boss
Alt: Blitzo's Cocky Pose in Helluva Boss. Too much Imp to Simp!
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Elizabeth @korrok.bsky.social · 15h
Share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥👀🖤
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 16h
@schiff.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov Hey Senators, Why is the Navy having the USS Abraham Lincoln doing race tracks in the SoCal OPAREA when they could be home with their families?
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 17h
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
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Vox from Hazbin Hotel: Trust Us With Your Security
Alt: Vox from Hazbin Hotel: Trust Us With Your Security
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 18h
Well, this is fun!
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 18h
As a Virginian I say let them keep it.
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 18h
Monday is here! 😬 Use a GIF, pic or vid to reveal how you feel about that 🖤
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Jake Johnson as Nick Miller: Sad Face
Alt: Jake Johnson as Nick Miller: Sad Face
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💜Cookie🍪 @cookievampiress.bsky.social · 18h
Monday is here! 😬 Use a GIF, pic or vid to reveal how you feel about that 🖤
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Hazbin Hotel Charlie Morningstar: Stressed & Sad
ALT: Hazbin Hotel Charlie Morningstar: Stressed & Sad
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Wes (Please Ask About My Discord) @storytellerwes2.bsky.social · 19h
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Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 19h
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 19h
Monday is here! 😬 Use a GIF, pic or vid to reveal how you feel about that 🖤
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Clock Alarm Clock
ALT: Clock Alarm Clock
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 19h
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Casper the Friendly Ghost with Ghost Goodies
Alt: Casper the Friendly Ghost with Ghost Goodies
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Just Jack ⚾️ ⚽️ @jpogolds.bsky.social · 20h
🤣🤣 Some morning humor to start the week - we definitely need a couple of well placed bolts! #HappyMonday☕️
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 20h
Monday is here! 😬 Use a GIF, pic or vid to reveal how you feel about that 🖤
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Sad Angel Dust
Alt: Sad Angel Dust
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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Yasi⚡️ @glitter-line.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🪽๋࣭⭑ [ #Emily ] ·ᝰ.ᐟ #art #hazbinhotel #fanart
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✨🌈 Crim 🌈 ✨ @noble-crimson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🌙 🔮 Witchy Girlfriends 🔮 🌙 - This came to me suddenly as I was crocheting the other day, and I’m so glad it did because I missed drawing Funbun. 🥹 - Fem Jax(Lily) is so pretty, I wanna cry. - Have a great Sunday, guys! Stay spooky 👻 - #tadc #funnybunny
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Monk-ey Monk-ey Wrench! You want to watch The Monkey Wrench! Monk-ey Monk-ey Wrench! You want to watch the Monkey Wrench!🎶
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh heil. Who did Nazi this coming? Ann Schluss, maybe? I'm sure someone will make it all Reich.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥👀🖤
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Cillian Murphy as Jonathan Crane: My Mask?
Alt: Cillian Murphy as Jonathan Crane: Would you like to see my mask?
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Liam (Pumpkin Spice Latte Edition) Dalley @cinephile25.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Celestial Emporium of Cinematic Knowledge: V is for Vehicle. H.I.S.S. (High Speed Sentry) tank from GI Joe @mvbrat10.bsky.social @nerdobaggins.bsky.social @ryanjrobotham.bsky.social @bvlikeslinguica.bsky.social @gonzaegonza91.bsky.social @thanosprime.bsky.social
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Funky16Corners @funky16corners.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, Do a QTP with an Anime character. ♥️💙
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Gym Roshi Power Up
ALT: Gym Roshi Power Up
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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay im almost a decade late but this is funny
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Cinema Yūgen @cinemayugen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
see a crab, post a crab
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Reddington @katarinarostovairl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, Do a QTP with an Anime character. ♥️💙
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Fluffy Cartoon Cat Laughing
Alt: Fluffy Cartoon Cat Laughing
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Wes (Please Ask About My Discord) @storytellerwes2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Despite all accounts indicating the man was an absolute sweetheart, he certainly had they most evil looking eyes in show business
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Mortal Kombat Tsang Tsung: Your Soul Is Mine
ALT: Mortal Kombat Tsang Tsung: Your Soul Is Mine
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