Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingWonder Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’ve been dead for 3000 years 2410122
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingDanielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 9hRemember when Westworld talked about data centers taking over and the show got cancelled? 2163
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 12hAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 0205
Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 9hAngry leftist cover band call it Homage Against the Machine 281
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingSIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 28/09/2026Mezcal makes me believe that I am a rapper and you can too 13411
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 9hwho up parking their linkin? 1101
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardingrmeas002 @r1chard07.bsky.social · 9hWho’s up hooba-ing their stank? 051
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardingslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it’s always whatsapp and never howsapp 310817
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardingslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no you’re right, email i unsubscribed to, i did want to keep receiving your emails. this non consensual persistence will surely make me a loyal customer 213613
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13hPete Hegseth was a DUI hire. 234643
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23hnot to get too political but fuck billionaires 1788
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11hMICK JAGGER: can i gather you ELISABETH MOSS: no 2389
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 10hIt's a feathered descendant of the dinosaurs. Perhaps you've bird of it? 082
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardingbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s actually my 27th rodeo—I fucking love horses! 2529
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingLakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 11hHaven’t seen anyone this disappointed and confused since Chas rented “Waiting to Exhale” 022
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardingstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 11hthey should make lunchables for kids too 17329
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 10hSweet tea: Did you hear that the Smiths' pet duck saved them from a house fire? Unsweet tea: Their cat set the fire. 0106
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingGretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 10hVery chillaxed character 1488
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13hI'm not the youngest person in the world, or the most accomplished, but at least my memory is going so I can't recall where I was going with this 210019
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 10hMaking a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova. 916550
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingShitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 15hThen I must be on the churroad to hell 🏆👑 Congratulations @hugemclarge.bsky.social from @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social 053
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22hI wonder if anyone ever tossed a ship in a bottle into the ocean hoping that someone stranded on a desert island would find it and just absolutely lose their shit 14917
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21h“What if we ruin these young men’s lives” What happens if we fucking don’t? 812827
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardinganton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you can posit whatever position you like. the fact remains that brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts are the only true path to enlightenment 2249
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026if hamburger helper then surely hot dog collaborator 222166
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingJohn Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026damn im good 2402
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingJ.Jareth @jenejareth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had a dream I asked Trent Reznor to give me a tattoo. He said no 0194
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 953580646
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingI am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jury duty as a form of relaxation? 011
Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bringing iced coffee to the interview so I can ask the boss how he feels about UNIONS. 0266
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Harding🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if i interview you you better bring me an iced coffee too 41107
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingFaith K. Falkner @faithfalkner.com · 27/09/2026Be patient and kind to those who are making art right now. We're all self-funded and the richest, worst people in the world are trying to plaster over and erase our hard work. 11630570
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Harding☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/12/2024There ain't no party like a quantum mechanics party because a party blinks in and of existence 13313
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: So what are you planning after you finish your residency? Evil: 1248
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Harding🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/03/2024Hot programmers in your area want to debug you. 59036
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardingalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post 351181138
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardinggeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026The only reason Sonic doesn't say "fuck" is because no one said it around him, he doesn't know it's an option 2165
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Cis isn’t a real word” first of all, yes it is, and second of all, isn’t it interesting how you didn’t throw a similar tantrum over “McGriddle.” 04710
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’d take an earbud out for you. 123488
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardingdr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i am the president of the united states. i like to summon governors to come compliment me while i fall asleep on tv. that’s what being the president is all about babyyyy 49415
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Hardinglil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(Me turning 50) Starting to think my rap career isn’t gonna take off 041
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingUdont Sei @udontsei.bsky.social · 15/01/2026hey girl, are you the swamp of sadness? (cause you ate my fucking horse again) 214040
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i made an app that lets you hook up with basketball players but probably should not have named it “date a center” 88313
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently it's not appropriate to laugh and shout THAT KID GOT BEACH SLAPPED when you see a child get knocked over by a wave 518963
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes, obviously it's a tuxedo t-shirt. We're at a wedding, Sharon. 318560
Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: So what are you planning after you finish your residency? Evil: 1248
Reposted by Resident Warren G. Harding🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026stop trying to make bsky happen people, this place is for the 45 of us who log on every day to tell jokes 414832
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For personal reasons I’m gonna raise some hell 26718
Reposted by Resident Warren G. HardingPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3140861127
