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Seafoam Pea

@seafoampea.bsky.social
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ate some ramen today. Probably gonna eat some ramen tomorrow.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if i was in a horror movie i would not be wandering off by myself
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Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*flirting* There’s no late-stage capitalist hell inside me.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So glad it’s open season for biting. Who’s first?
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haunt it until the ghost is gone.
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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I met someone who seems to have sold their soul to Satan in exchange for preternatural organizational skill. It's intimidating and even enviable, but I think I'd still rather win the lottery.
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You and I, we found the moon.
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Out in the rocks and the trees and the dirt.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The smoke crawls the walls.
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Anya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I could use a good ripping apart and being put back together again.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friend: I’m good Me: you don’t have to be
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest.
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm fading away gracefully as fast as I can.
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The creepy doll in our house started crying real blood. Marley and I didn't even blink, we just told it to grow up and stop being so dramatic because life only gets harder from here.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mathematical aptitude is stored in the clitoris
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
haven’t had anyone flip me the tongue in a long time
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's ok, I'll see myself out
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Together we could set the world on fire
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hold back and not say how we feel? Nahh, we don't do that around here
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The heat of October has me poolside
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This is my emotional support jar of cursed dirt
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Can’t, trying to decide which shade of black to wear
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Girl dinner, she whispered as she devoured the screaming abyss
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I exorcised my inner demons for you, please respond
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Letting the word vomit out, spilling it everywhere.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it"
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
i have no idea where ive been for the last ten minutes
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Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to do so much sleep this weekend.
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Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Consumer robots, because monster is too kind a word.
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’m a bat
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Me flirting: Smash fascism & chill?
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
The feminine urge to get off the train in a sleepy little town and never be seen again.
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My crypt is cake. (seductively)
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My antlers? They’re always there, but they change color in the fall.
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Should I post more or less or a secret third thing (go back to smoke signals)
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If, when the future comes, we gotta load what we want into our brains, would you still load me into your brain?
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All that there is until there is no more.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t right now, looking for something sweet to put in my mouth
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The difference between me and a 700-pound mule deer is I'm a lover not a runner
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 01/10/2026
01100010 01110101 01110100 01110100 01101000 01101111 01101100 01100101
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might quit my job and start a hipster pizza place, just for kicks.
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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bro can you pass me a hug
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Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You, in my head: Why is Steve Zahn here? Steve Zahn: Chump change.
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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Light travels 1 light year per year
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"This used to be my playground," I mutter to myself as I shovel wood chips into one of the thousands of furnaces fueling the lamps and televisions of the surface-dwellers. "This used to be my childhood dream."
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s that time of the year when I could just go to sleep and wake up in the spring.
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Negotiations with the moth on the blinds have broken down.
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