Reposted by Seafoam PeaMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ate some ramen today. Probably gonna eat some ramen tomorrow. 14710
Reposted by Seafoam PeaBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if i was in a horror movie i would not be wandering off by myself 2296
Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*flirting* There’s no late-stage capitalist hell inside me. 01410
Reposted by Seafoam PeaMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So glad it’s open season for biting. Who’s first? 04416
Reposted by Seafoam Peacrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Haunt it until the ghost is gone. 06132
Reposted by Seafoam PeaCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I met someone who seems to have sold their soul to Satan in exchange for preternatural organizational skill. It's intimidating and even enviable, but I think I'd still rather win the lottery. 1103
Reposted by Seafoam PeaA Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You and I, we found the moon. 0164
Reposted by Seafoam PeaA Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Out in the rocks and the trees and the dirt. 031
Reposted by Seafoam PeaAnya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I could use a good ripping apart and being put back together again. 13411
Reposted by Seafoam PeaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Friend: I’m good Me: you don’t have to be 010854
Reposted by Seafoam PeaDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest. 010640
Reposted by Seafoam PeaNuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm fading away gracefully as fast as I can. 26929
Reposted by Seafoam PeaIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The creepy doll in our house started crying real blood. Marley and I didn't even blink, we just told it to grow up and stop being so dramatic because life only gets harder from here. 35918
Reposted by Seafoam PeaBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026mathematical aptitude is stored in the clitoris 88436
Reposted by Seafoam PeaBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026haven’t had anyone flip me the tongue in a long time 13217
Reposted by Seafoam PeaJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Together we could set the world on fire 13917
Reposted by Seafoam PeaJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hold back and not say how we feel? Nahh, we don't do that around here 0236
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025This is my emotional support jar of cursed dirt 111350
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 27/04/2024Can’t, trying to decide which shade of black to wear 610745
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 22/08/2024Girl dinner, she whispered as she devoured the screaming abyss 210743
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I exorcised my inner demons for you, please respond 220982
Reposted by Seafoam PeaJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Letting the word vomit out, spilling it everywhere. 01910
Reposted by Seafoam PeaBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care 215877
Reposted by Seafoam PeaTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it" 06547
Reposted by Seafoam PeaFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 15/01/2025i have no idea where ive been for the last ten minutes 0125
Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Consumer robots, because monster is too kind a word. 011
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 04/05/2024Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’m a bat 115351
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 02/07/2024Me flirting: Smash fascism & chill? 413532
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 04/03/2024The feminine urge to get off the train in a sleepy little town and never be seen again. 416960
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My crypt is cake. (seductively) 13616
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My antlers? They’re always there, but they change color in the fall. 03311
Reposted by Seafoam PeaWonder Jenny 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Should I post more or less or a secret third thing (go back to smoke signals) 12211
Reposted by Seafoam PeaPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If, when the future comes, we gotta load what we want into our brains, would you still load me into your brain? 23217
Reposted by Seafoam PeaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul 1018970
Reposted by Seafoam Peacrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All that there is until there is no more. 04725
Reposted by Seafoam PeaDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/07/2023coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows 5306104
Reposted by Seafoam PeaLeela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can’t right now, looking for something sweet to put in my mouth 75415
Reposted by Seafoam Peaspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The difference between me and a 700-pound mule deer is I'm a lover not a runner 153
Reposted by Seafoam Peamr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 01/10/202601100010 01110101 01110100 01110100 01101000 01101111 01101100 01100101 053
Reposted by Seafoam PeaCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Might quit my job and start a hipster pizza place, just for kicks. 36122
Reposted by Seafoam Peacomrade ella 🧚🏻♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bro can you pass me a hug 16118
Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You, in my head: Why is Steve Zahn here? Steve Zahn: Chump change. 052
Reposted by Seafoam PeaDonkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Light travels 1 light year per year 083
Reposted by Seafoam PeaChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"This used to be my playground," I mutter to myself as I shovel wood chips into one of the thousands of furnaces fueling the lamps and televisions of the surface-dwellers. "This used to be my childhood dream." 03010
Reposted by Seafoam PeaAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s that time of the year when I could just go to sleep and wake up in the spring. 13313
Reposted by Seafoam PeaGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Negotiations with the moth on the blinds have broken down. 03113