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Amish Super Model

@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn…

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 13h
Sec of Defense..
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 12h
Drunkard rapist fox host war criminal Pete Hegseth says he’s establishing the Office of Religious Affairs at the Pentagon. Nothing says good Christian like an immoral despicable piece of shit using religion to promote fascism and hate. He should be behind bars, not quoting scripture.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 12h
Dear Donald, If you die soon, we promise to name a syndrome after you. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 14h
Some “Tiny Dick Energy” from Little Peter Kegseth…
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still can’t believe we’ve given power to the greediest whores on the planet.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No way?!!! Entitled rich frat boys can get away with sexual assault?!?!
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Brett Kavanaugh: I Like Beer - Schienvar Scott Schienvar
ALT: Brett Kavanaugh: I Like Beer - Schienvar Scott Schienvar
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re so sweet. It’s sad they’re so delicious.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still can’t believe we’ve given power to the greediest whores on the planet.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still struggling to find a scarier and more evil Halloween costume…
Stephen Miller, looking like you’d never let your kids near him.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seriously though, how much “free-range” does a boneless chicken need?
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping a woman than there are trans athletes competing in NCAA sports, but sure, let’s have a moral panic about trans athletes.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I only eat free-range tofu.
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Technically, turkey is a vegetable.
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed is being attacked for having an MD and PhD as if that's some kind of crime, by people who don't care Mike Rogers lives in South Florida. Imagine the horror: a politician who actually understands how healthcare works, from the inside out.
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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this is what the world is putting up with...
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you start wondering if selling your soul to the devil was a good idea…
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"“Imagine losing a third of a city’s firefighters and then wondering why downtown is burning...” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/h...
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What does a family wedding have to do with the price of potash? Just more shinnanigans in the world of Agent Krasnov and his criminal family. charlieangus.substack.com/p/agent-kras...
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AGENT KRASNOV HOSTS A WEDDING
The issue of a foreign oligarch fronting cash for the president’s son is as outrageous as it gets.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Important: In 1987, KGB invited Trump to Moscow by INTOURIST, a KGB honey trap for gullible foreigners. KGB focused on: “ego-centric people who lack moral principles – who are either too greedy or who suffer from exaggerated self-importance. These are people KGB wants and finds easiest to recruit.”
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump’s trying to slap his name on everything before he dies because he realizes he’d be lucky to have a landfill named after him when he’s gone.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A raccoon penis collector with a brain worm, who swims in raw sewage after snorting coke off toilet seats, thinks people are labeling him as crazy? 🙄 No fucking way! 🤭
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The empathetic folks at Mar-a-Lago react to hearing you lost your healthcare, your child has measles, and you can't afford to gas up your truck:
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh voices opinion on Cornell fraternity gang rape case. “C’mon, people! It’s just boys being boys.”
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump. Corrupt as hell.
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
El-Sayed’s interviews are the new Masterclass on how to highlight how Republicans are predictable & pickle-brained. He broke the mold. He bet that on the day that we won, Trump, JD Vance, Mike Rogers etc. would go on talking about his name & faith. He's getting my vote in November. #pinks
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for some of us, "just be yourself" is some seriously ass advice
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is right on…….
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ICE… When the Klan gets funded by the government.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bill Murray takes Phillies to the postseason for 5th year in a row!
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PHINALLY!!!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 26/09/2026
Trump, for over a decade: "I wouldn't give him a state dinner." This week: A full state dinner at the White House for China's Xi Jinping, complete with the arrival ceremony, a gift, and billionaires everywhere.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I look forward to the day when Americans finally look back at these horrible days when they elected an immoral, racist, misogynistic, fraudulent, draft-dodging, tax-evading, self-promoting, rapist pedophile, narcissistic reality TV host with regret and shame.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weird. This exactly how 70% of Americans view them.
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🔵Blue Dot Buckeye🔵#Blues 🦋💙🌊🗽🌪️ @buckivotesblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of Trump’s “Paid for by the US Government” ads just ran during our football game. It’s bad enough he’s ruining our democracy but now he has to piss all over football Saturday? I hope his McDonald’s works OT on his arteries. 🍔🍟🥤 #FDT #HatchAct #Corruption #Blues youtu.be/ESVgst2PGbw?...
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New White House 'ad campaign' draws protests from Trump opponents
YouTube video by KENS 5: Your San Antonio News Source
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump’s poll numbers are starting to go down like the drug prices he promised… “1000%, 600%, 500%, 1500%”
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should reach my ideal weight about 3 months after I'm dead.
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
A lady asked me if I really needed the glasses I was wearing to see. I said, “No, I just wear them so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something really stupid.” I then proceeded to take off my glasses and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me doing some yard work
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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