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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 2h
my cat just informed me that there are "no pets or skritches while eating treats"
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 13h
"If not food, why food shaped?" me too bear, me too.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 18h
Waving dish rags at sports games looks dumb as hell
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post a #vampire that isn't Dracula?
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Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare
ALT: Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fact there is a youtube cottage industry around CIS White Male Podcaster drama is why I welcome the cataclysmic asteroid that ends us all.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ai can slop my balls, if I'm being honest
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
anyone get served a straight up plastic bag of milk with breakfast in gradeschool?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
entering my Al Swearengen era
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today!
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🦵🦵🗓️✅
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extending my midlife crisis indefinitely.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Odyssey 2026
Bram Stoked Bros The Odyssey
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who invented meatballs? Ikea or Olive Garden?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(job description) Endzone Photographer. Massive humans in pads and motorcycle helmets running out of control in your general direction. You will be on your knees, looking through a telescope, other telscopes are strapped all over your body, and your protection is a cargo vest. Good Luck!
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Qui-Gon Jinn from Star Stories and More
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok we're masculinizing band names now The Beastie Men
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#nowlistening #hubertlaws
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Submitting my portfolio, please respond.
"Artist Test" characters from art institute late night commercial
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Public Domain Samples: Best
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AOL Jumpscare warning
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck it, drinking the bong water
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me logging on this morning
Gandalf No Memory of this place MEME with a BSKY logo
"ICED COFFEE?"
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching people with fake cheese as a fashion statement get mad is...well, just extra hilarious
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So shit-heal brad pitt is cool with Ai for his NIL. no way this bites him in the ass, right?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A story in three acts
a screen cap from Drew Magary's bsky feed

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Jesus H. Fuck, Penix is awful (
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And lemme tell you the Packers don't look that much better 2/3
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I've changed my mind Penix is incredible 3/3
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, they put the fur back on Baby Yoda?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
•If you plucked a hair off his head he would deflate •That's an overripe banana •There's more life in a used condom •He's sous vide turtle soup •Ai doesn't consider him sentient •The ancient Pharoah's are like"Bro, let it go" •Crème Brûlée: The Person •What happens when you don't pay Charon
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Say My Name: Heisenberg Breaking Bad
ALT: Say My Name: Heisenberg Breaking Bad
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You are eating a bunch of mustard plants
6 vegetables that are the same plant
Mustard in a chart poster infographic
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lets wear overalls and stupid hats like we used to
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in the PNW this was the shirt
90's graphic 
"SPAWN
TILL
YOU DIE"
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think I'm going to get old and completely die.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Confused Woman Peeking Through Door
ALT: Confused Woman Peeking Through Door
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My great uncle on my great grandmother's second cousin's side invented the "gotcha nose" illusion 👃🪄🫰
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
youtu.be
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You used to stand for something
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe
The Road Warrior Gyrocopter and Captain
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It doesn't hold up after 400 viewings.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We'll be getting hit with more "how to feed you family on the cheap!" content, but ad supported by a gambling app that bets on whether or not you can actually feed your family.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, cross promotions are always such a good idea and never a complete waste of everyone's time
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nice sneak, so sneaky
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Descent came on a freeware disk from some magazine my friends and I passed around. "3D" flying just sucked me in.
Descent 3D video game screen shot
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get outta there Pope!
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Man Melts into Skeleton
Alt: Heavy Metal Animation of a Man Melts down to a Skeleton
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chris Hanson’s: Musical Chairs
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pumpkin Spice Closure
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
pumpkin spice cheddar
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Breaking: Dunk and Egg will not be opening for Ed Sheeran
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A social climber will make your their social sherpa
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
found Costco's alt acct
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Goddamn, my mute list is too good. If I see a few too many bad vibes posts, I have to relent. I look up from my phone like an old dad folding his newspaper in anger, "What is it now?! What are you kids doing in there?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" And then, the disappointment sets in.
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