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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In 2 days I leave for a week in Italy, or as one would say, a Roman Holiday.

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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wish I was one of those people that gets funnier when they’re sad

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I sleep with a pillow next to me in a headlock to keep all my other pillows in check.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 18/08/2024

A guy asked me if I wanted a pamphlet and I said brochure.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I run a daily marathon where my thoughts race frantically, but never cross the finish line.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hugged a tow truck driver yesterday. Not sure why. He was not prepared

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wellsir, time to put on my big boy pants and sublimate how I really feel

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

overthinking but not in any useful way whatsoever

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I opened my wallet and the world turned sepia and a guy slinging a guitar started singing about dust

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All of my damn lighters died at once and let me tell you, match life sucks.

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EliseZ @vancouver22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

American knitting🧶 sweetheart ❤️ 1940s 🇺🇲

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s all soup eventually

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That’s Dr Frankenstein to you

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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Too bad Dems won't do daily press briefings from the Capitol on par with White House press briefings. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. About 7,000 reporters have House and Senate press gallery credentials.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This day in history. 1618. The beginning of the twelfth baktun in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar silly me I'm still writing Baktun 11 on my ritual decapitation invitations.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Saw a sign for a church that had the no nonsense, sans serif font of a metal fabrication company and somehow it seemed appropriate

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

why is my brain so awake

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

A road weary woman slides into a diner booth, looks over the menu and sighs "I've HAD the longing, I'm in the mood for something new." and Charlize Theron plays me.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I ever get back to work, I’m wearing a ball gown every day.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was gifted this lotion that I love. It smells so good and the other day when I opened it, I realized I think it reminds me of the sugared nuts stand at the mall. So I guess I’m walking around smelling like a kiosk.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Man Who Brings Leaf Blower Camping Never Finds Happiness

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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He’s not just severing America’s relationship with our second largest trade partner. Trump is ceding this country’s standing as the leader of the free world And it’s no longer just the midterms. The consequences to democracy, freedom and the global economy hang precariously in the balance 48 days

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*leaving a trail of cheese wheels* I'm going to catch the biggest mouse 👀

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My Ouija board spelled your name. Please respond.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

we finally ran that one guy who wouldn’t stop talking like a pirate out of our village, but a couple hours later another guy moved in & he wouldn’t stop talking like sgt. joe friday from the tv show dragnet.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/09/2026

I forgot the horrors once and I have been chasing that high ever since

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Good news! We have more time to fight for our national forests. The Forest Service has extended the public comment period on the Trump administration’s plan to eliminate the Roadless Area Conservation Rule. The new deadline is October 6.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If we want to make the world a better place, you guys have got to start fucking smarter people.

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My life has basically been one great big I don't want to.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

these ruminating thoughts are getting exhausting

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oh for fucks sake, TIE YOUR GODDAMN 60ft SKELETONS DOWN! There’s a HUGE ribcage in the middle of the Northbound 101.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Gritty origin of The Three Stooges.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hey God, remember rain? That was awesome. You should do it again. But only if you want.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We should go back to smoking on airplanes then maybe ppl would finally wear a mask

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me, thinking about the time the cashier said, “Come back soon,” and I said, “You too.”

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The setup is generally true, truthy or truth adjacent, where it goes from there is usually a long walk to weak punchline.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, to pollen, to eggs and peanuts . . . and now we also have people allergic to facts.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’ve had my blinker on for the last 30 yrs

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I imagine Bigfoot sitting on a log taking pulls off a bottle of Jim Beam staring up at the vastness of space and the majestic splendor of eternity. A single tear rolling down his face not only for his solitude as the rare Bigfoot but at our collective solitude in the endless wilderness of the cosmos

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