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MykeIsNoWHere

@nowimhere.bsky.social
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Belgian beer drinkin bong wielding Earth Mother/Nanny/Milliner/Crafter of stuff BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 2h
The builders of Pompeii thought of everything from drainage to drinking fountains and ooooh so much more…
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 5h
ME: *folding laundry* where did your partner go SOCK: *smoking a cig* no body no crime
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h
liberty biberty and the temple of doom
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 5h
Whoever has my goo goo doll, could you whisper in my ear?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wearing panties and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart to myself, don’t fuckin judge me.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hades would be a great name for a baby
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just sitting here remembering when everything was zero factor authorization
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inanimate objects got you down? Tired of them not doing what you want? Wish you could give them the what for? Introducing the Hammer™
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somehow managed to fall down 6 flights of stairs without spilling any of my fondue
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please enjoy a little Italy while I wait for a bus,meters from where Cesar was assassinated:
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blue footed booby: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Typical Sunday. Read the Bible to my cat and spilled nachos on my sex cape
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m just not feeling good about, well, anything.
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m probably the only person in Italy who was served a plate of aldente pasta that practically snapped. I walked my sorrows down the cobblestone streets of Trastevere until lo and behold I came upon THE DELIRIUM TREMENS CAFE. 1800 varieties short of the Brussels version, I still got my 12% BUSH BEER
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Staying alive out of spite.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thinking about how on my first day in LA I went to a coffee shop and saw a girl reading a book on acting. I thought “wow LA is pretty charming” and then she had a panic attack so bad they had to call her an ambulance
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it's fun to say stuff on the Internet every single day until you're dead, isn't it
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was a street performer near the corner of the Roman Coliseum singing Stand By Me, so I did.
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was a street performer near the corner of the Roman Coliseum singing Stand By Me, so I did.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*talking to random child at the grocery store* One day you will come to realize that you don't actually hate Fleetwood Mac, you just hate Stevie Nicks. This is both normal and healthy.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Three X-Men and a Baby
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve had the same stomach ache for six days, I think that’s probably a good sign.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So ina Italy, youa juasta add an a the the enda a worda, anda dey knowa what you are sayinga.
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well this was a pleasant surprise!
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 2 days I leave for a week in Italy, or as one would say, a Roman Holiday.
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish I was one of those people that gets funnier when they’re sad
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I sleep with a pillow next to me in a headlock to keep all my other pillows in check.
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
A guy asked me if I wanted a pamphlet and I said brochure.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I run a daily marathon where my thoughts race frantically, but never cross the finish line.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hugged a tow truck driver yesterday. Not sure why. He was not prepared
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wellsir, time to put on my big boy pants and sublimate how I really feel
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
overthinking but not in any useful way whatsoever
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I opened my wallet and the world turned sepia and a guy slinging a guitar started singing about dust
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All of my damn lighters died at once and let me tell you, match life sucks.
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EliseZ @vancouver22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
American knitting🧶 sweetheart ❤️ 1940s 🇺🇲
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s all soup eventually
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s Dr Frankenstein to you
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Too bad Dems won't do daily press briefings from the Capitol on par with White House press briefings. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. About 7,000 reporters have House and Senate press gallery credentials.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This day in history. 1618. The beginning of the twelfth baktun in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar silly me I'm still writing Baktun 11 on my ritual decapitation invitations.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw a sign for a church that had the no nonsense, sans serif font of a metal fabrication company and somehow it seemed appropriate
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out
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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why is my brain so awake
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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HA!
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