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dawn of the debb

@debbshock.blue
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notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly bangers: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu…

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 2m
fuck the bullshit
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 20m
so I have the arrangements for my s-dads memorial, and even this much contact (I haven't spoken to my "real" "father" for 20 years) is giving me the mental aspect of a rash. Since my father and his evil cruella are going to go, I will decline to attend. talked to my brother and he is aware. ugggh
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 15h
is anybody available for some snuggly time
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 15h
This was my show
The Monkees TV show
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 19h
being here is like therapy for me. I get to talk out my shit, think about it, and get feedback and talk to people that respond. That is what being online is to me. You guys really are my imaginary friends. you save my life and my sobriety (20 years in December!) every fucking day, thank you. !!!
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 19h
my stepfather's funeral & etc. is Monday. (Jewish trad, fast.) My (bio) father & his wife will be going and I talked it over with my brother & I'm not going. my father wears thousand dollar suits and the wife is just,💥extra terrible💥 she's mad I'm even alive. pure hate. Fuck that vibe environment
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 19h
thinking about storing the remote control in a top secret location so it can't get into the cereal. what the hell
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 20h
you are all my imaginary friends. (yes, even you. even you that I never talk to but I see your posts. I see you.)
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 20h
@accessamy.bsky.social Philly!
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 20h
still pondering how the remote could have gotten into the box of Raisin Bran. in the cereal. it literally poured out into the bowl what in the whole fuck
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 21h
in 2016, Trump threw himself into the presidential arena. Ten years. Bc of Russian interference, which WE ACKNOWLEDGED and did absolutely nothing about, he won. How are we doing 10 years later? Count the dead as a direct consequence of his actions re: COVID, healthcare etc. Just count the dead.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
[waking up]:
an owl in a person's hand, horrified expression
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 21h
speaking of teeny tiny pygmy owls
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
FUCK YEAH BUDDY
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
Can I get a what what for team smart girl Chess Prodigy Bodhana Sivanandan, 11, Becomes Youngest-Ever Woman Grandmaster share.google/LTOwK0lSRYk9...
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11-Year-Old Girl Becomes Chess’ Youngest-Ever Woman Grandmaster, Says She Wants to ‘Keep Making History’
Bodhana Sivanandan, from London, represented England in the 46th Chess Olympiad in Samarkand, Uzbekistan, which was held between Sept. 15 and Sept. 27. The 11-year-old became the youngest-ever woman g...
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
[waking up]:
an owl in a person's hand, horrified expression
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
the root of society's evils
comic panel of a white man in a safari hat sitting by a tree, hands to his temples, while in shadow in the background, speech bubble appears, "white man is unhappy."
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
finally found the remote. it came out of the raisin bran box, pouring it into my cereal bowl, like it was the toy that used to be at the bottom of the box. Tell me how the remote wound up in a box of cereal, because I sure as shit have no idea. welcome to my life.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
so, at the Dr, my father called. my father father. haven't spoken to him in 15 yrs. I have no voicemail set up so eeerrgh I had to answer it. He told me my stepfather (whose dog I brought home) died this morning. he told me: I said ok, he said he'll let me know arrangements: I said ok. all business.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
baby rebbet
Baby Eastern cottontail rabbit (Sylvilagus floridanus) as it emerges from a nest.
Credit: arlutz73 / Getty Images
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
Monstrous and evil.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
I will never forgive Biden for not shooting Trump in the face on his last day as Prez. enemies, foreign and domestic, are enemies. he would have been defending the country, but he wasn't up to it. what can you do, he's old as shit. so here we are, *waves arms around at the shittiness*
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
please help if you are so fortunate. no one can live getting rained on.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
feminize a band Metallicatte
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
I am undefeated at head rubs
puddins, melting like jello getting head rubbedstill rubbing puds' head, he is very happy.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
they have the TV on & some morning show people (three white people) are cooking something. just listening to this is awful, they are the whitest people in the world. I am honestly embarrassed for my whiteness right now. luckily the second I start talking I establish my WOB (way of being) my vibe.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
what's going on for us in America
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
hot take? don't even talk to me about pumpkin spice hummus. it is well known I'm not a fan of the whole "pumpkin spice" mystique. not a spice girl. what the heck did the chickpeas do to you that they deserve that mess of bullshit. it's still fall for me, by the way.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
if you're scared to drive you shouldn't drive. I see people terrified of their own cars and they drive badly. going around every shadow on the road. a car weighs 2 1/2 TONS. you can make it over things, at reasonable speed, easily. this does not apply to Teslas, which obviously you're terrified
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
doctor appointment. (in other dumb shit news) dun dun DUMMMMB the receptionist has been there 22 years and still doesn't know how to do anything. she squints over her keyboard and types with two fingers, looking around for each letter for 30 seconds. it's not going to explode babe keep it movin JFC
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
Monday is scary here, take this teeny tiny owl
a pygmy owl resting on a branch.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
right this second on my lap
puddins
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
another day in the Age of Fucking Stupid
a Richard Scarry cartoon, a cat screaming out a window where smoke is coming out, captioned beautiful screaming lady
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
ready to post
a comic captioned "hip Knox straps the queer machine to his back."
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
when I saw the pit in 300 I loved even the idea of it. so I created one in my imagination. the pit for badness. so if I scroll on some hideous idiot spouting bad shit I just toss them in the pit, block and most importantly - keep it movin -there goes another one
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
we all know there is a monstrous evil loose in the land and we know where it comes from. we need to behave accordingly, watch our backs, and await a moment with some hope.
a black and white monster with sharp teeth captioned PAID FOR BY THE US GOVERNMENT.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
I have said it a million times, you better get with your shit or your shit's gonna come knocking on your door and get with you. eventually. this is my fix your heart or die
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
here's a treat, think of me. because I'm a super bon bon youtu.be/lHXZ0eWDpoc?...
youtu.be
Super Bon Bon
YouTube video by Soul Coughing - Topic
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
I just bonked my head on the same corner of the cabinet that I always somehow do, for the third time life, you got me again
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
i swear money eats brain cells. the richer the idiot, the stupider they get. the worst are when they're born with it. complete monsters
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
oh, the usual, hbu
a child in a chicken head costume, running around a field, scraggly wings flying out behind them, black and white
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
logging on
a raccoon, a rainbow, captioned top line "sounds gay", second line 
"I'm in"
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
every damn day
a parrot has managed to wind a roll of toilet paper around himself captioned (((PREDICAMENT)))
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
little shit is in my spot
puddins asleep
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 12/09/2026
I don't fuckin know; sometimes you just need to look at a jellyfish.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
you've been mooned
full harvest moon against sky and branches
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
tiktokalypse now
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/03/2025
have you taken your meds have you eaten something have you made a small token to the ancient elder gods
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/09/2026
here I am in the timeline again
a colorful chicken captioned I'm stunning and a little chick in the corner saying yeah but you a bitch!
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 27/06/2025
when life gives you demons, make demonade
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