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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

idk you guys maybe if we *were* ruining young rapists’ lives then there wouldn’t be a rapist president rn? just a thought

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just overheard a 25 year old in a book store say to her friend “i was like the original horse girl actually” no ma’am you were not, you are a fetus

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i mean, we can’t really be shocked that the guy that sang about his best friends being poor and divorced and struggling is kind of a prick, right?

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

what i think is interesting that every apocalyptic movie gets wrong is that only one thing is trying to kill us

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

praying for a united ireland in my time - united with northern ireland and also with scotland and wales, making england a country with enemies on all sides

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

trying to buy a house in ireland is both time consuming and impossible just in case the english get notions again

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

not even three weeks into the school year and already i’ve met with my younger kid’s teacher bc, when asked what his “goal” is for this year, he said “to get thru it alive”

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i’ve been secretly posting a lot and forgetting to tell you, but here we are talking once more about current events, which i promised i would not do. alas i am a liar anyway this article gave me the most incredible social media quote for a carousel i have ever seen nashflynn.substack.com

it’s a picture of a hand holding an aggressive amount of rolls of tape with the handicapped sign on them. it’s from the original article by poppy coburn. my title heading below that says: “we need to talk about poppy”

this little gem was made for me by substack, and usually this instagram carousel things have quotes that the substack computers think are interesting or unique to the article. mine, however, says: “i am disabled” and that’s it. the whole slide.

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

my australian shepherd can smell when my blood sugar is too low - he beats my dexcom to it every time - and he’s smart enough to know it means something bad. but he doesn’t care to learn ✨what to do about it✨ so now when i am dealing with a low i am also being bodied by a 50 lb animal

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

we should invent not posting every single thought to the internet. some of them are just not winners

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

i guess my question is have we ever really given strange women in ponds distributing swords as a system of government a chance

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Gemini: The stars have a busy month ahead for you, Geminis! Unfortunately it seems like the stars are also really mad at you.

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“this does not involve you in any way,” i tell my australian shepherd. he puts his nose directly in my eyeball just in case

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if there were ever a level of “fuck it” i aspire to at work, it’s lord bertrand dawson, who, as the royal physician in 1936, looked at George V in bed dying and decided at 11:55pm to inject him with a lethal dose of morphine and cocaine so that he could report george’s death to the morning papers

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

was in a grocery line when my dexcom alerted me i had very low blood sugar. i ate some m and ms about it so i didn’t die in a market basket and here i am now an hour later listening to this same dexcom yelling at me about high blood sugar

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

things my australian shepherd has eaten that did not make him sick: - half of a walkway carpet - the eyes of at least 4 stuffed animals - roughly 1/5 roll of toilet paper - the brim of my fav hat - very old cheese things my australian shepherd has eaten that did make him sick: - his dog food

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

and i looked and behold a pale horse, and his name that sat on him was death. and i said unto him “bro can you move? i am already late to work”

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

why is 2026 taking everyone except for the one guy we want to go

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

at this point, i don’t need elmo to ask how we are all doing. i want oscar to stop by and tell us exactly how he thrives while living in a trash can bc i need some help with that

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

at a conference and the presenter keeps using the phrase “master data” and i’m one utterance away from being escorted out

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i’m built ford tough (derogatory)

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

a small child just informed me that he can eat “6 or 7” boxes of munchkins by himself, then clarified “i usually throw up though” and then left me standing here processing that

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i moved from boston to providence and let me just say that i was unprepared for the culture shock that was watching a shirtless man walk into a dunkin donuts and ask if they still sold cigarettes

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i don’t wanna sound old but i miss the 90s when we had to invent problems to be scared about, like randomly being on fire or how to get out of quicksand

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

opened my banking app and i got an error that said “this user is currently disabled” and wow the audacity of that call out in disability awareness month

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

hi just passing thru to say happy independence day america congrats on being free from tyran- ah. well then

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

death has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever this weekend and i hope he takes it

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

for the first time ever, i had an older person yell at me for parking in a disabled spot. he was like “that spot is for old or disabled people!” and i was like “oh my god, wow, you’re right! it’s a good thing i am disabled then” anyway happy disability awareness month or something

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

so glad that pride month is over so i can go back into nonexistence see you guys next year

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i did not realise that the sports were in the states happening and so i fully accepted the scottish invasion without question for several days

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

my digestive system has been failing for a while, but it seems like i MIGHT be on a plan that’s working, and let me tell you guys something: the first day your brain gets nutrients after starving, you feel like you could physically and metabolically beat the shit out of any member of mensa

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

at a conference and the presenter sounds exactly like glenn from superstore. god is testing me

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

i know the entire world is doing badly right now because we are desperately trying to rebrand cupcakes as a new viral “dot cake” just so we can make any type of dopamine

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

if one more old white politician goes into walter reed and then still continues to live i am going to launch myself into the sun

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

not sure ✨WHO✨needs to hear this but texting an ex girlfriend because you are in distress is shockingly, stunningly, surprisingly not going to make you feel any better. it’s definitely not me btw in case you thought that

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

being a diabetic is fun because you get to say things like “no those are my life support m and ms” and “must be really cool to have a pancreas that does things, linda, but i can’t relate because god decided i’d be too powerful if i had normal functioning organs”

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

picked up a new med for my bullshit health and the instructions say “take 1 tablet 4 times a day for 30 days” there are 30 tablets in the bottle with 0 refills, so i asked the pharm how i was supposed to make that work and she said “huh. i’ve never seen that before” babe did you not fill this, what

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

i used to think the premise of weekend at bernie’s was funny, but now that i’m watching the us government prop up trump at televised events while everyone pretends he’s conscious i realise it’s actually still funny

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

i did not make my presence known before the tile guy came to fix my bathroom and now he’s in there singing at the top of his lungs and i have to continue laying in my bed and pretending i don’t exist for as long as this repair takes

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

happy pride month to everyone but particularly to my mother, who, when i came out, said “good lord ashley as if your life isn’t enough of a mess right now”

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

nominating my dexcom for best actor in a dramatic series

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

i had to get my windshield replaced & the place that did it installed my wipers backwards. i took my truck to the dealer to have them fix it & they put new wipers on it. they apparently forget the original problem, which is the old ones were backwards. now i have new wipers that are also backwards

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

so far the only perk i have found of breaking up with someone is slowly getting to forget everything you learned just for their benefit. getting to delete all the things i know about the vanderpump rules cast has really freed up my brain for despair

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

look i’m just gonna say it: i think we should stop doing physics. we’ve learned nothing good about the universe and quite frankly i hope that stone marten killed us all

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

i’m not saying i am the main character i’m just saying i brought a friend to the emergency room and when we got there before they could even ask her questions i started throwing up 💅

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

the real issue i have with the trolley problem is that, as the observer, i don’t get the opportunity to also die

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

scientists of bluesky what the fuck is this

it’s got 8 legs, it’s in my garage and it’s fucking enormous and angry. i do not live in australia if that helps

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

panic! at the hantavirus cruise ship

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