iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The builders of Pompeii thought of everything from drainage to drinking fountains and ooooh so much more…

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Please enjoy a little Italy while I wait for a bus,meters from where Cesar was assassinated:

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m probably the only person in Italy who was served a plate of aldente pasta that practically snapped. I walked my sorrows down the cobblestone streets of Trastevere until lo and behold I came upon THE DELIRIUM TREMENS CAFE. 1800 varieties short of the Brussels version, I still got my 12% BUSH BEER

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Well this was a pleasant surprise!

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Man Who Brings Leaf Blower Camping Never Finds Happiness

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

No shoes, no shirt, no pants…no problem

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I name this work “A Sign to Stop”

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

This fuckin dude wasn’t even worth the pokè ball to catch him:/

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Easter brunching at da club just a few peeps from Katy Perry, sits mine, floating in lemon and vodka.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Happy Caturday and Easter from my bong sniffing beast.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Sat down with some yarn today and whipped this out before realizing the baby shower is in two WEEKS not DAYS and now my fingers hurt for no goddamn reason.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Survived 1st 24hrs as remote cat trainer

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

PAM! You’re awesome! Tried to get a dolphin video, but here’s a fin!!!

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Another winter birthday in Santa Barbara!

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

The little old ladies who have dogs at my mother’s Santa Barbara retirement community are sharing these poop bags! Some of these gals were so R before all this SHIT!

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

TSA said I look like a Little House on the Prarie Christmas edition

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Did my good deed of the season-got momma’s tree up before even starting to deal w my decor!

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Let 90 drive to the grocery store and luckily we made it-she’s better at the scooter

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Did I forget to post my rags to this celebration??

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I think I need to speak to someone in power regarding Nov 21st, WHATS HAPPENING

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Took my lil neph to a reptile and more show today :)

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

The episode where Jim was a straight A student at Harvard until Tom Hanks left pot brownies out...

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Teaching my grandnephew all about barnstorming, but that trains haven’t flown since the 1895 Montparnasse derailment.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I thought this game went up to level 50 but I woke up today WINNING POKEMON!

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

College roommate showed up with the perfect gift.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Never a bad seat, shows over by 10pm, and photo ops from the foothills down to the harbor and beach (when a knight of the royal court hasn’t had your phone locked up.)

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

A real hootenanny last night in pokéworld

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND @tuskjenkins: Feest your eyes, for what you are about to witness 7months post spinal surgery, is me attempting these Fluevog Louis heels for the duration of the afternoon:

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Note how long my Gyardude has been dominating this gym in Mississippi :

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Throwback to great Grammy’s 99th!

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Get a load outta Murray’s shirt

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Every damn day at the rest home, this gal pulls out her bag of crumbs and feeds the ducks without getting arrested. Fucks sake, there’s no accountability anywhere anymore.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Just another beautiful day in Pokémon world

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Stopped by hosp and made Grammy’s day by telling her I met & married a rich Greek at the festival, but really I just got these rings for $50

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Get me to the GREEK (Festival) at the beach on such a Summers day.

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