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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 11h

It’s all fun and games until you reach an age where one tiny thing on your body hurts and you can realistically convince yourself that you may be dying

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 12h

Your Halloween avi is giving me a chubby

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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 13h

i wont stand by it any longer. year after year, children come to our doorstep in frightening costumes, terrorizing us out of our hard earned candy. im done letting them push us around.

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 12h

WEEKLY BLUESKY NEWS ————————————— ᵇˡᵘᵉˢᵏʸ˙ˢ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ʳᵉˡⁱᵃᵇˡᵉ ⁿᵉʷˢ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ ᵇᵃᵗ ᵇᵒʸ ₑₗᵥᵢₛ ₐₗᵢᵥₑ . 𝙸𝚂 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙹𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈!?! . ₘₒₜₕₘₐₙ ᵃˡⁱᵉⁿ ᵖʳᵉᵍⁿᵃⁿᶜʸ ————————————— ᵒᶜᵗ²⁰²⁶ ᵛᵒˡ¹‧¹ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 13h

when he goes out for sushi without me i'm the one getting a raw deal

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 13h

Guys we have to rapidly decompose and start again

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 13h

your honour I plead the 1,999th amendment. I reserve the right to party ‘til we’re out of time, and to disallow me from doing so is an affront to Prince and all that he stood for.

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 13h

temporarily out of order, but chronically online

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 13h

CAN ANYBODY SEE ME CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SEMI-TRANSPARENT SMURF IN THE CORNER THEN

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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 14h

The most frightening thing about these Oreo Boo's is the nutrition label.

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 13h

I love the Percy Jackson book series but the one issue I have is how da fuqué did that kid not put two and two together about his dad being Poseidon the moment he touched water? When I was his age I could list every Greek god by specialty and roughly 50% of my stuffed animals were named after them.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14h

I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 13h

[notifs go dead] what did jerry do

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17h

the ‘h’ in whisper is there as an example

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 20h

sexy ghosts wear satin sheets

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18h

sure i have bad posture. but at least i'm tired all the time

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20h

looking at your likes tab and dramatically but solemnly shaking my head so everyone else on the bus knows i disapprove

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20h

i’ll like a post. maybe even two or three of em

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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 19h

🦴

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19h

lede = introductory section in journalism bury the lede = hiding the most relevant pieces of a story within other distracting information Allegedly, it’s spelled ‘lede’ to avoid confusion with ‘lead,’ which was the strip of metal that would separate lines of type.

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 19h

a pleasant memory was brought to your awareness in error. please allow three business days to forget it

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Murdering a tree so that ghost dogs have sticks they can actually pick up

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 19h

On the count of three, let’s all do our diorama face and pose

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cursed are the reply guys, for they shall not inherit the pussy

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

being single is great until it is late at night and you want a hug

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

why'd this get so many likes

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 07/10/2026

hugging skinny people is kinda weird. it's like my arms do a lap and i'm like why are you back so soon and my arms are like idk i thought there'd be more of them. and i'm like what do i do with you now? and my arms are like idk just like, fold us, like you're a bird with wings or something? smh

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

becca: [fries beans] rebecca: [refries beans]

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can call into Bluesky sick, you know. You're not getting paid anyway.

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frielf @goblin.fans · 06/10/2026

my attention span is dissolving into a very expensive broth. my thoughts are languishing in a sort of perfumed gelatin

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‎stinky doug @pogue.omg.lol · 06/10/2026

hey guys, let's ignore all our problems until it's too late

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

All work and no cheese, makes Tasha a dull girl.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Whenever an egg rolls slightly too close to the edge of the kitchen counter I scream and immediately lose consciousness

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🎶You're gonna mute that guy [yes yes, you're gonnna mute that guy] You're gonna mute [yes yes, you're gonnna mute that guy]🎶

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my brain was fried in a potato accident

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Like a male bird dances to attract a mate, I sometimes practice my roundhouse kicks on the front step of my house.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can you die of too many open computer tabs

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've got lots of trophies. I steal them from people who are good at things.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i finally found my way out of a corn maze for this?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/10/2026

I updated professorkiosk.wtf with a bunch of new stuff that I've been working on this past year, including: 1. Top Skeets feed generator 2. Shitsky38 poll and feeds 3. Contest Dashboard platform for awarding trophies 4. LOTR cover bands quote post game, all in one place Let me know what you think!

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

me: I can control marine birds with my mind her: please don’t— me: pelicanesis her: I’m sleeping with your brother

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

guess who’s back back again rogs is back skeet a friend (guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back)

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If I were a cow I’d 100%, most definitely moo the fuck out of anyone who walked by me.

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

[Nat Geo narrator voice] At the bottom of the discovery feed, midday trolls are unforgiving. Most shitposters seek refuge within their favourite group chats. But for one user, this is her time to skeet. Hidden behind an iOS screen, her eyes lock onto a distant herd of reply guys. 🧵👇🏻

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Every finger is coiled. Every key tap, silent. She knows that in this landscape, one wrong word means getting blocked. Once she hits the “post all” button, their fates are sealed.

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*claps new iPhone Duo closed on your face* OPE; GOT YOUR NOSE!!!!!

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

bottling up my rage so I can drop a mentos in later and unleash a carbonated volcano upon my worst enemies

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