Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10hWhy is it called Cow Masturbation when Beef Jerky was right there. 3133
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Bryce @girl.creditcard · 08/10/2026i do not have to go to bed i am a sovereign citizen 49021
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 3hMisery does not, in fact, love company. 0149
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11hthe young ones see it as a sign of great respect when you greet them with a booming "hibbity skibidi, my ops!" 1217
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 12hOctober 10th Time to start thawing the turkey for Christmas 1178
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep. 5775234
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 9hHot girls sleep with one leg out of the blanket 1211420
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 13hwhere can I get one of those other mothers do they mop floors 2319
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 15hPinky and the Brain taught me everything I know about human anatomy, which is two things. 0319
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 14hThe Fastballorian 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @augustagoose.bsky.social 1155
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Mando: They made up their mind and they started packing Grogu: 🤨 Mando: They left before the sun came up that day Grogu: 🤷🏽 Mando: Ugh, this is The Way 99129
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 15hLiam Neeson: I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Telemarketer: So…no on the extended warranty then? 111131
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 3hCall the fire department, I'm stuck in the chandelier again. 0178
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 6hNo YOU do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around 67527
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 7hIf you're living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you are on your period! Enjoy! 3377
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 7hIf you're living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you are entitled to compensation. 0224
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 15hif you wanna fall in love with me that’s none of my business 07227
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 10hHe claimed to bring it back, but there was some debate about whether sexy was gone in the first place. 15525
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 7h[jewel voice] 🎶 and who will shave your troll? 2257
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6hMe: *licks fingers, turns page* Stranger reading a book next to me on the bus: “Will you please stop licking my fingers and turning my pages?” 38631
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 2honce alley-ooped a tater tot to a seagull. not every win shows up on the scoreboard 171
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I rode through the desert on a horse named Sweet Earl/ it added nothing particularly to the journey 16222
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11hI'm tired, you're tired, we should probably sleep together 1213251
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 18hThis arthritis has pretty much taken the light fantastic out of my tripping 35413
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21hA group of billionaires is called a no thank you 28512
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 15hThey now have sexually transmitted diarrhea but I got mine through lettuce, the way god intended 812021
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 3hI've usually had enough cookies by the time they go into the oven 1256
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sorry about this *pointing to myself 01511
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I really thought at this point in my life I would have knocked over some food carts in wild car chases 511021
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Perhaps the dogs let themselves out 2284
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 7hReverse cowgirl so I can watch out for DoorDash 1226
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 17hJust an old lady looking for a mosh pit 44518
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 8hAlfred Hitchcock's "The Birds And The Bees" 13511
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 13hCan I be your significant bother? 36329
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 6hBram Stoker's Dragula 2186
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18hME: Do people ever call you Nicole Boy? NICOLE KIDMAN: No. No, you’re the first. 012133
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 6hBoo making sure to limit my screen time. 2643
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 10hMe, but I have so much shit to do. 07618
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 9hLife is short, get jiggy with it 32914
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 8hThere's a good chance hot singles in your area are staying in tonight 0265
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 8hLife is short, leave me alone 19536
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 15hSometimes you wake up and your belly roars like an angry dragon. You give it breakfast tacos. *peace* 2203
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[sitting around campfire] *flashlight to face* before cellphones, friends just showed up at your home unannounced *one kid pukes* *another faints* 05115
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 16hI'm holding onto your hand right now, but I'll reattach it later if you need it back. 13418
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 17h*pull starts electric start mower while maintaining eye contact* 02212
Reposted by Ambooooorino 👻Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 3hShrieking: it’s not just for Halloween anymore. 01710
