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Mmmeghan in the Attic

@meghanturnsup.bsky.social
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now booking for mansion hauntings and birthday parties

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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 1h
Dropped one time too many
A toothbrush in pieces
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 1h
The neighbors' dog is barking because he hears you being naughty.
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 3h
Livin' the Popsicle life
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 3h
This might be the weirdest photo I've ever taken Well, today
Legs on a wall bevause I'm in the hallway, lying down and it's hot af
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 3h
New LinkedIn pfp
Black and white photo of weird woman eating a popsicle
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 3h
It's ok to eat popsicles upside down. No, when *you're* upside down.
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 4h
Hand soap that smells like a different timeline
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 4h
Evening wander
A canal path that is glowing like jade and a man walk with a dog
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 6h
Bluesky is like a masquerade ball, but with jokes
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember when Gilgamesh slayed the wood demon.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 6h
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 11h
Recording a beautiful sonnet to an 80s Casio keyboard preset because babe, that’s romance
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 7h
All I want to do is eat this sandwich, and fly a small luxury airplane. Is that SO much to ask?
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 9h
Just learned my spouse will be away for Halloween so if anyone wants to be Laverne, give me a shout!
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 9h
String cheese should come in packages of 2, like Twix.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 11h
I just wanna be a lil grizzly bear, standing in a river having salmon jump right into my mouth.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11h
Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 12h
get in loser, we're going lurking
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 12h
I'm not really sure why my community college doesn't have a whimsically menacing tower, or any ivy whatsoever, but I guess this one is nice.
The campanile at UC Berkeley, which is a tower that looks like it's going to spear the clouds
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 12h
My doctor is very new age. And by new age I mean he learned everything on Youtube
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 14h
There are retreats for burned out manufacturers, when profit margins are closing in the cosmetic or food sector and they've run out of new products to sell. Occasionally there are breakthroughs during drum circle when someone bolts upright and shouts I've got it! Caffeinated cereal!
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 15h
I'm pretty sure this 10th serum is going to make all the difference.
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sky show
A strip of clouds that looks like a river of fire as the sun sets over a forest
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fine. The pants are coming off.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sky art ✨
sunset with various orange and grey tones
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.
Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft.  The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just Like Heaven www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3nP...
youtube.com
The Cure - Just Like Heaven
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thinking about nachos
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Darrell Z. Grizzle @dzgrizzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three very cute otters surrounded by ocean waves, floating on their backs in the water. Two of the otters appear to be waving hello.
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I should have worn pants (a fall memoir)
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On an adventure we will go
Sunday sky with pink clouds and the stars still guests at the party
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope your day is filled with nice drinks and time under the sun, or if it's raining where you are that you get to jump over puddles and kiss someone lovely under an umbrella.
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vivian Maier
Black and white photo of a manikin in a shop widow taken in an angel so you can see  crinolines in a mirror under the manikin 

Vivian Maier (February 1, 1926 – April 21, 2009) was an American street photographer who spent roughly forty years working as a nanny while quietly capturing more than 150,000 images that went entirely unrecognized during her lifetime. Today, she is celebrated posthumously alongside photography titans like Diane Arbus and Robert Frank as one of the greatest street photographers of the 20th century.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listen, I’m already delicate because I live in the US & it’s Paris Fashion Week but then I started watching the new season of the Great British Bake Off & then Nigella Lawson came on the screen & then I loved every misfit contestant & now I’m a mess. Damn you to hell, GBBO.
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can’t rn, i’m making a very important sandwich
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been planning my whole life, but still haven’t ended up on a desert island with 10 books, 10 movies, 10 albums, a boombox, a vcr, a tv and electricity. WT actual F.
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What are we even doing?
Reflective dog by Reflective water and it's hot af and there's fresh bear poo
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's this peeper, too
spotted cucumber beetle on a pink rose peeping at me
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One day I’ll finish my musical about cheese
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In just *ten* followers you’ll be overcome with such a powerful feeling of raw sensuality, that you will open your heart and mind to me, allowing me to become your ultimate downfall(sound good?)
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haunted popsicle: *it* bites *you*
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spot the moon
Blue sky and a sweet little ribbon of clouds where the moon is hiding
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A spicy book idea: The sage Rosemary has to curry to the star Anise to repair the currant of thyme, or all hope will be salt.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Venn diagram of scary season and stew season is two circles making love
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026
court-ordered dance off
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Sabres have emailed me with the opening day schedule. However, it does not include my putting in my Sabres bikini and posting a tasteful photo from the hot tub.
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