Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s become clear that the meek have been written entirely out of the will. 4273110
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw. 101020265
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Time for the moon to harvest us. We're ripe for the picking. 24521
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We should be admiring the moon and each other right now 35514
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My coworkers are using a special radar to track my movements through the ventilation system 37315
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I bet you used your kickstand when you were a kid. Must have been nice to be rich 2020064
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I need a big hug that crushes me into a fine paste 417448
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252293442
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults? 813862
justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taylor Swift is like if an entitled white man was trapped inside an entitled white woman. 032
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026rebranding cheese as HARD MILK 3539766
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialSidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m only like this because I never stopped shoving q-tips in my ears 15720
justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*desperately trying to extinguish my flaming sambuca shot before heading into this job interview 0155
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026it's time to shit or get off my chest 1514736
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026heavy petting in the back row of the struggle bus 17424
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026they said you can’t survive off chicken nuggets and chocolate milk and yet here I am alive as shit 415342
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialJez @jez1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd like to leave the US but my family passed down alcoholism and personality disorders instead of generational wealth 211224
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialfauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the older i get the more life i feel 13010
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialWristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I made a bunch of accounts so I could vote for ALL the fat bears 13711
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Think of the police as another de facto gang, think of them as the killers and drug traffickers and petty thieves, it might save your life. 0207
justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Motion to let all the women in prison for killing their abusive husbands write an essay about it and go home. 02611
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The greatest joy in the world is having kids. They’re delicious. 36319
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read 717972
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.social𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I like big Italian noses that kinda look like dicks but other than that I’m normal 23311
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026want to go into crippling debt with me so we can see the bears in remote Alaska next September or nah 97528
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hope you like eating pumpkins cause you’re a cheater! 12816
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialMiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Look, I know you didn't come here to fall in love with an anonymous, possibly human digital entity, but here we are. 02110
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And I felt the sudden inhale of Autumn in the whirl of the leaves 05728
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Good day to park under a bridge and listen to your favorite AM radio station 710235
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.social[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just woke up thinking it’s Saturday but I also woke up thinking I’m colonel sanders, so whatever 38424
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Explain it to me via mixtape. 612965
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026step back I have others to curse with my blessings today 012354
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wellsir, time to put on my big boy pants and sublimate how I really feel 411845
justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It must be strange being an American, waking up every day not knowing if this is the day you become head of the FBI. 093
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think we should determine seniority by whose jaw clicks the most 1417942
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's absolutely mind-boggling that Skip It still exists as anything but a murder weapon 0136
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialMaddie Ouranía @maddiequestions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026do not show me a video of cats meowing and then just do a voiceover drowning the meowing out this is criminal this is an outrage 212822
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The prom queen grew up to be a grandma on Facebook posting AI pics of herself 05813
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry for the way I’m dressed I have karate class after the funeral 722045
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Measure twice, cut once," I grunt, as I realise your legs won't fit in the freezer. 17243103
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“You really don’t have to walk with me, Doug.” “Nah, it’s fine. We’re early and I never get to do this.” 251025143
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913300395
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some of the most powerful and influential people of today got their start by pooping in the potty. 59434
justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s that time of year when I have to consider chapstick and suicide. 0102
justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anytime you’re about to do something stupid and dangerous, there’s always an Australian waiting to strap you in. 042
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe we could stitch together some version of forever 02910
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A zip in her step, she held open the door for us on her way out of the dentist relieved to be free until her next appointment. 12813
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Couples therapists don’t want you to know this but most conflicts could be solved with a dance off. 110640
Reposted by @justmea.bsky.socialAgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊 494157123821