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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s become clear that the meek have been written entirely out of the will.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time for the moon to harvest us. We're ripe for the picking.
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We should be admiring the moon and each other right now
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My coworkers are using a special radar to track my movements through the ventilation system
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bet you used your kickstand when you were a kid. Must have been nice to be rich
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A zoomed in photo of the Harvest Moon
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need a big hug that crushes me into a fine paste
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taylor Swift is like if an entitled white man was trapped inside an entitled white woman.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rebranding cheese as HARD MILK
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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m only like this because I never stopped shoving q-tips in my ears
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*desperately trying to extinguish my flaming sambuca shot before heading into this job interview
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026
it's time to shit or get off my chest
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026
heavy petting in the back row of the struggle bus
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they said you can’t survive off chicken nuggets and chocolate milk and yet here I am alive as shit
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd like to leave the US but my family passed down alcoholism and personality disorders instead of generational wealth
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the older i get the more life i feel
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made a bunch of accounts so I could vote for ALL the fat bears
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think of the police as another de facto gang, think of them as the killers and drug traffickers and petty thieves, it might save your life.
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Motion to let all the women in prison for killing their abusive husbands write an essay about it and go home.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The greatest joy in the world is having kids. They’re delicious.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like big Italian noses that kinda look like dicks but other than that I’m normal
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
want to go into crippling debt with me so we can see the bears in remote Alaska next September or nah
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hope you like eating pumpkins cause you’re a cheater!
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, I know you didn't come here to fall in love with an anonymous, possibly human digital entity, but here we are.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And I felt the sudden inhale of Autumn in the whirl of the leaves
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good day to park under a bridge and listen to your favorite AM radio station
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just woke up thinking it’s Saturday but I also woke up thinking I’m colonel sanders, so whatever
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Explain it to me via mixtape.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
step back I have others to curse with my blessings today
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wellsir, time to put on my big boy pants and sublimate how I really feel
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It must be strange being an American, waking up every day not knowing if this is the day you become head of the FBI.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think we should determine seniority by whose jaw clicks the most
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's absolutely mind-boggling that Skip It still exists as anything but a murder weapon
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Maddie Ouranía @maddiequestions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do not show me a video of cats meowing and then just do a voiceover drowning the meowing out this is criminal this is an outrage
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The prom queen grew up to be a grandma on Facebook posting AI pics of herself
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry for the way I’m dressed I have karate class after the funeral
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Measure twice, cut once," I grunt, as I realise your legs won't fit in the freezer.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You really don’t have to walk with me, Doug.” “Nah, it’s fine. We’re early and I never get to do this.”
A hawk, wings behind its back, strides alongside a frog.
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of the most powerful and influential people of today got their start by pooping in the potty.
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s that time of year when I have to consider chapstick and suicide.
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anytime you’re about to do something stupid and dangerous, there’s always an Australian waiting to strap you in.
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe we could stitch together some version of forever
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A zip in her step, she held open the door for us on her way out of the dentist relieved to be free until her next appointment.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Couples therapists don’t want you to know this but most conflicts could be solved with a dance off.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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