iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

one my favorite things to do this time of year is attach 12 foot yard skeletons to the giant roadside crosses you find down here in the south

Imagine of a 12 foot yard skeleton attached to a giant Ibeam roadside cross like a often see in the American south (photoshopped by the author himself)

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Normalize punching racists in the face again*

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ok I watched backrooms and was ... disappointed

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

exec wants to rename it "R'Lyehmerica"

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

pick up the receiver I’ll play you some Bob Seeger

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Stop fucking filming your life...there are more than enough cameras doing that for us, visible or not, everywhere, constantly.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Secret Panel HERE 🦒 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/king-of-jungle-25850153

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

D'Onofrio would have been good as Baron Harkonnen

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

we need a Foot Locker of the left

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

begun the bone war has

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Eventually there will be no sausage left in the world if nobody wants to know how it's made.

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

apple tv playing the 'camel on wednesday' Geico ad interesting they feel like that ad is gonna outperform newer ones? wonder if this is gonna mark a trend for Classic Commercials

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026

Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/

3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

show of hands: who here believes that one's ability to win at sports is a direct measure of how bad one WANTS to win at sports?

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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026

The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.

Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec Guinness

Hayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How is it already only Wednesday

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Halloween costume idea: Phantom of the Opera but the mask is a Michael Myers mask cut in half

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for

Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."

Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.

Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Never ever buy a Vizio product.

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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES.

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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Stand up, fight back.

An illustration of an opossum holding a sign that says abolish ICE.

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The strawberry overkill @tsoverkill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Now she's all dressed up and ready for her tea party 🐙🧡 What do you think about the finished piece? Would you like to join her? #octopus #artsky #sketch #surrealism #art #originalArt #tea

Calender turned sketchbook on a wooden surface.

In it an inkpen sketch of a skinny, elegantly clothed young woman with an octopus for a head, the tentacles curling in front of her.

She is wearing an elegant black satin corsage vest with a short sleeved white blouse underneath, a short, black pleated skirt, nearly knee high suede stilettos and under that bright suspender stockings with an octopus like pattern on it.

She is sitting, legs crossed in a very upright stance, on a vintage style wooden chair at a fitting café table, a cup of tea delicately held up with one finger and braced by the rest with one hand, the other hand is reaching for a cupcake with a creamy topping on a plate on the table.

On the coffee table there's, from left to right, a simple vase with some plain, stylized flowers and leaves in it, a sugar dispenser, a saucer for the tea cup and behind that the plate with the cupcake.

Above her an elegant lamp with beads and string hanging from it.

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@rahaeli.bsky.social i saw to my little sister this weekend she mentioned POTS - first i'd heard of her having this. I thought I remembered you having a link to a bunch of your wisdom compiled on this, but can't find... she's not on Bsky so any useful links you could provide much appreciated!

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

it's a long way to the shops if you want a sausage roll

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey here's a thing y'all might have fun going off on: Bad Haircuts on Characters

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i’ll be like “hey are you ready” and my best friend will be like “i was born ready” like bro the fuck you were, you were 3 months premature and your twin died, you were in no way born ready please don’t lie to me

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I saw a woman in the grocery store earlier in a t shirt that said I WANT PIZZA NOT FEELINGS

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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mermaid comic

4 panel comic

A man stands across a mermaid

Panel 1
🧜‍♀️ - hello brave sailor

Panel 2
👨- I’m none of those things

Panel 3
🧜‍♀️ - then what should I call you?

Panel 4
👨- “regular guy managing his anxiety moderately well”
🧜‍♀️ - I meant like your name…

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Engineer Brains @hhackenbecker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-duh-di-da-dum da-dum da-dum ... da-dum.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/07/2024

DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He's a shitpost wizard There has to be a twist A shitpost wizard's got such a supple wrist

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