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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
therefore, send not to know for whom the bell tolls, you're so vain i'll bet you think it tolls for thee don't you don't you
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
why do coworkers keep blaming me for everything bad that happens at work, I'm barely ever there
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
if the flytraps are any indication we should stay the hell away from Venus
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
90s movie trailers led me to expect I would make more shocking discoveries while searching for answers in a world where nothing is what it seems.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
🎵Despite all my rage I’ve just reached retirement age🎵 Hi, Billy Corgan here to tell you about the many benefits of AARP.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Can confirm, just yesterday I was attacked in my yard by a few dozen MINI MAMDANIs. Perhaps 13” tall, they viciously attempted to give me affordable housing until I was able to shoo them off with my American flag.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
what if we just made everything not shitty has anyone thought of that
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"by the power of grayskull, i have the flower!" (me, managing to keep a plant alive)
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A lot of people are just staying put and I think I will too, fuck it While I wait for God to strike me down, let's talk about the state booths in roughly the order I experienced them, plus ratings out of 10:
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/07/2026
pitch forks and tuning forks sound like they should be related
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
An edible arrangement of edibles would fix me
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The top of tomorrow’s column on the Great American State Fair, arguing it’s patriotic to savor a bully’s humiliation:
Hove President Donald Trump's Great American State Fair. I love its emptiness.
Its expensive food. Its ability to confound Trump-friendly media outlets that keep pretending it's going great.
This spectacle on the National Mall in Washington, DC, part of Trump's Trump-centric celebration of America's 250th anniversary, is like watching your high school bully host a party that no one attends. It's a daily humiliation for a wildly unpopular president who co-opted what should be a unifying national celebration and turned it into repellent schlock.
And I love it so much it hurts.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 26/06/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The World Cup is proof that if not for our leaders, the vast majority of the world's people would get along just fine.
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Nope, Mr. Backwards Ball Cap, go away. I am not getting hatfished again.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Michelle and I loved reading to this bright group of kids today! We hope this new Chicago Public Library branch at the Obama Presidential Center will be a place where folks come to read, check out books, and connect with one another for years to come.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"Thank you for calling the Straight of Hormuz customer service line. Please listen closely because our options have recently changed. If you are calling regarding our hours of operation, please note that these may vary."
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/06/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
😍🤣
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/06/2026
This is Simba. He has a special stuffed friend who protects him while he sleeps. Partly by being big spoon, and partly by being a pretty good decoy. 12/10 (IG: simbaaeyo)
a tiny golden retriever puppy lays on his left side on white marble tile. he is fast asleep. the dark toe beans on his front left paw are facing up on full display. right behind him is a blond dog plushie, acting as a big spoon with it's front right leg draped over the puppy's body. Simba the golden puppy can sleep peacefully knowing his stuffed friend is protecting him.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
sounds like this owl outside my window has quite the mystery on his hands
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meebwix.bsky.social @meebwix.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ya know, now that I'm thinkin 'bout it, solar and wind energy comes from stuff thats right here in the US of A... It's sorta like Real American Power! I mean, we gotta pick a different color than green, of course. But I could get behind this!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Three more minutes, Carlos thought, and the pizza is free.
A white goose standing indoors, looking out through a glass door.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2026
Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman theonion.com/trump-launches-88-bill…
Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/05/2026
have a wonderful day or else
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i asked a magic 8 ball if everything was going to be ok and it collapsed in on itself like a dying star is that good
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Yard signs got me all fucked up, voted for a local roofing company.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Frankenstein's monster got a bad rap for how he behaved, but behind it all I think he was good people
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
[ first day as a cardiologist ] Is this your card?
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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
All the world's a stage, but the casting and dialogue are god-awful.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Pete Hegseth looks like a guy who still has the garter from his prom hanging from the rear view mirror in his Camaro.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
technically, french fries are a potato salad. fin
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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Calling in “I have to finish the book I’m reading” to work
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Life is hard. I recommend going outside at dog walking o'clock. Just saw a German Shepherd puppy and a Golden Retriever puppy!!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Karma is a betch, Alex Jones.
Screenshot of a tweet by Pop Base (@PopBase) reporting that The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones' Infowars after 17 months of legal battles, with plans to turn it into a parody of itself with support from Sandy Hook families. The post includes a photo of a visibly distressed Alex Jones and the new rainbow-colored Infowars logo.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a control freak.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Flashing lights illuminate the scene as a photographer snaps pictures of the mangled corpse. Several yards away, a uniformed officer is vomiting on the sidewalk. An unmarked sedan pulls up, and a detective emerges. Staring down at the body, he slowly removes his sunglasses and whispers, “Found him.”
A person dressed as the character from Where’s Waldo (Wally) steps in front of a bus.
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Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It feels like Americans would care more about the war if 20% of the world’s Kit Kats passed through the Strait of Hormuz.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 26/03/2026
Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2026: $827.2 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2026: $222.7 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2026: $204.2 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
timeline cleanse (sound up)
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
They say that dogs are man's best friend... leaving me to wonder if dogs didn't come up short in the deal.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
anytime i eat bbq i will get cabbage on my clothes, it’s murphy slaw
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time? Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
springing out of bed this morning like a busted slinky with kinks in places they shouldn't be
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It's Friday, damnit! Don't just settle for any dessert. You gotta fight for your right to parfait!
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