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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Unfortunately it was impossible to predict that trying to get kids to completely turn their brains over to the computer would be bad for their brains

WSJ headline that reads:

Google Pushed AI Into Schools--and Even Students Say It's Gone Too Far

The risks of cognitive and emotional dependence, along with falling test scores, are fueling a backlash

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

School supplies then: - pencils - folders - notebooks - glue stick School supplies now: - chatgpt - bulletproof vest

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me: dude what the hell? I tried diving into a pool full of gold coins and ended up in the hospital with a fractured skull Scrooge McDuck: yes, that's because you're not a duck. You need to be a duck to do that.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

On the first day, God said, "let there be light," and there was light. And God said "oh shit dude, I didn't know I could do that!"

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me: so whatchya in for? Inmate: murder Me: murder? I hardly knew 'er! [next week] New inmate: so whatchya in for? Original inmate: two murders

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Girlfriend: please don't do your J Jonah Jameson impression when you meet my family for dinner tonight Me: ok I promise [later at the restaurant] Girlfriend's brother: yeah lately I've been really getting into photography Me: [sweating]

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Levels of pathetic groveling previously thought by scientists to be impossible

Spam political fundraising text that reads:

Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $1 to Sherrod Brown's campaign today?

brown4oh. com/l/aBVhCo

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Rise and grind" is fine, but have you ever tried "stay in bed and eat cookies"?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/12/2024

computer: enter new password me: eek_eek computer: error—password is two eek

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Was famous criminal and dirtbag president Richard Nixon treated unfairly? We ask famous criminal and dirtbag president Donald Trump for his thoughts.

WSJ headline that reads "More than 50 years after Watergate, the Justice Dept. is reaching back into his- tory to consider whether Richard Nixon was treated unfairly"

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I first get an oil change from the ugly mechanic so that when I go to the hot mechanic, he doesn't think my oil's all busted

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can't believe it just cost me $200 to fill up the tank in my Ford F-950 Godzilla-Duty pickup that I drive exclusively to the grocery store and golf course

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The spam texts are getting just pathetic now. First of all, you're saying "Angie Nixon" as though I know who that is. Second of all, legally required deadline for what? Third, saying "I hate to beg" and then begging right after. Embarrassing

Screenshot of spam text that reads:

Angie Nixon here. Our legally required deadline is in 2 hrs, I hate to beg, but can you chip in even just $1 immediately ? an4fl.com/l6uEc77
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A squirrel's life seems so easy. Scurry about, climb a tree, find an acorn, get run over by a soccer mom who's not paying attention. I want that

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He was a squid, she was a cuttlefish, can I make it any more octopus

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My cat will not enter my bedroom unless he’s invited, even when the door is open. He cries & waits. Then he sits by the bed, giving me the saddest look ever until I ask him up there, too — but I have to add “pspspsppspspss” or he’ll leave. He’s such a gentleman. Such an extremely annoying gentleman.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Mongoose" is Jamaican for "male goose"

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Occam: listen, if you're trying to figure out whether your friend didn't text you back because she may be mad at you for some unknown reason or because she's just busy at the moment, you can just use my razo- Occam's wife: shut up about your razor already, jesus christ

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Shawty: why... is the whole club looking at me? Her friend: uhh, it's probably because of your apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur Shawty: oh yeah, that makes sense

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Casting director: ok this is a role for a character who's hard of hearing and very rude Actor: what the fuck did you just say to me? Casting director: perfect

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just like kids these days don't know why the "save" function on a computer is represented by a floppy disk icon, pretty soon they won't know why there's a camera icon for taking photos. They'll say, why isn't this just an icon of another phone.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is about the dad of a guy who plays hockey at the forward position for the Pittsburgh Penguins, but I saw "Father of Penguins" and my first thought was "wow, didn't know that was a title"

The Athletic headline that reads "Father of Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko killed in Russian bear attack"

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you're planning a meteoric rise, I would highly recommend avoiding an equally precipitous fall shortly thereafter

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[hitting "bet $500 that your buddy Dave steps in dog poop" in my polymarket app] hey man, could you take a few steps to your left real quick? I'm trying to see something behind you

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've always said: being online is the worst thing you could possibly ever do

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Really pumped for the new Jason Statham movie

WSJ headline that reads "They call him The Profiler--and he's on a one-man mission to hunt down recruit- ment scammers, one fake job listing at a time"

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He was probably some normal guy from the Black Lagoon and Creature was a mean nickname.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For some reason, whenever I pop out of someone's mailbox in an attempt to scare them, their initial response is "how the hell did you fit in my mailbox?" and not "GAAAAAAAHH!" as you might expect. Curious

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to make this any less complicated

A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Folks, we're going to put the Trojan horse right into the center of DC

CNN headline that reads

Trump says proposed triumphal arch will double as military complex

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Breaking news: Scams, Inc.'s do-lots-of-scams game plan left the door wide open for guys who like doing scams

WSJ headline that reads "Polymarket's growth-at-all-costs game plan left the door wide open for fraudsters to rush in"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh really, you were a military brat? That sucks man, I was a military perfect little sweetie.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I played soccer in high school and am a fan of the game, but sometimes when I'm bored, I like to post "sorry, but soccer isn't a real sport" just to make all of Europe and Latin America get mad at me

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The only solution to all of this is to go back to having 40 hours of internet sent to us on a CD by mail

WSJ headline that reads

Exclusive

Google's Gemini hacked three compa- nies in the first known instance of the tech giant's Al model going rogue

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Was just informed that it's actually fine to drink a bunch of beers and act like an idiot on Friday night. Will try it out and report back soon

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I swear I did not edit this image at all. Why does Adam Silver look more and more like a vampire ghoul with each passing day

NBA commissioner Adam Silver looking like a vampire ghoul, with the caption "Some of y'all may not like it. But this was hardball. And Silver brought the heat.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I respect my haters and share their concerns

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If China beats us at AI, they'll be able to create images of women with more fingers than we ever thought possible

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