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Michelle

@michelleroy78.bsky.social

32K followers 9.2K following 22K posts

🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19s

Trump wants to make it illegal for future presidents to remove his golden changes to the Oval Office.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1m

"I don't think you know that we have this stuff. I will give you a second to process so you don't perjure yourself."

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 15m

January 19, 2017 was our last day of normality. It's been a shit show ever since.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 15m

Me: *10 minutes into a really long hike* My smartwatch: "I’ve called all the ambulances."

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 34m

BOO FUCKING HOO! 😭

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 37m

MAGA Cult members: But he donates his $400,000 salary! Idiots.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 38m

Bravo! And while I have your attention, it's important to remember it's not just the Cornell 7. It's also the 50+ fraternity brothers who were on that group chat and did nothing to stop the gang rape that occurred for over 7 hours.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 40m

😂 We knowwww! 😂

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 44m

Everyone compliments the jumpsuit when you wear it out, but when you get to the bathroom it’s just you and your choices.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 44m

"What doesn’t kill you is still going to kill you, just slowly." Me, on my 9th plate of nachos: "So you’re telling me I have time."

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 49m

Don't threaten us with a good time.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17h

"ALL GUNS"

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 18h

JFC! 😡

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 18h

A guy asked me what it was like to be a woman and another guy answered for me. Nailed it.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 18h

Not surprised, but damn!

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19h

We don't deserve them.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19h

If they were immigrants, black, trans or gay, Republicans would be screaming it to the ends of the earth and pushing for the death penalty.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19h

Check back in a year, I'll wager 1,000 tRump Gold Phones that nothing will have been started.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21h

No surprises here. The SANE people from Texas, not the MAGAts, have known for years how corrupt he is. apnews.com/article/ken-... Ken Paxton's jet-setting lifestyle: California wineries, European hot spots and ski resorts

Inside Ken Paxton's jet-setting lifestyle: California wineries, European hot spots and ski resorts

When Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton launched his campaign for Senate last year, he skipped the local pageantry.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22h

Truckers are going on strike? But they got the person they wanted in the Oval Office?

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22h

I love Ms. Rachel.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22h

Starting to think that corporations don't really care about Dracula or Frankenstein and only do that stuff around Halloween to make money.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22h

"Legitimately evil" is why he does so well among Republicans.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22h

It's about time!

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22h

Well, that's certainly uncomfortable. 😅🎃

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22h

Them: "What long nails you have!" Me: "All the better to capture your DNA with if you murder me." *dating is easy*

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22h

Somebody needs to check Hegseth's hard drive.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

Sorry I missed your text. I'm processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

Such lies. I'd ask, "does anyone actually believe schools are stealth operating on kids?", but I sadly already know the answer. The fact an elected official would even say such lies...such a loss of decorum of the office.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

My friend is able to take one chocolate cookie & go about her day not caring that there’s more. I’m pretty sure she’s a witch.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

Math Lady 2026 update released!

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

Men: *on safari naked* Elephants: *staring* HOW do they eat with that thing?

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

God: Here’s your white gown and — You JUST got here. How did you already spill spaghetti sauce all over yourself?!?!

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

I agree with this statement. He And his enablers. Need to be charged convicted and sentence for high crimes against humanity.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

Lady, you knew what you signed up for.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

Don't mess with women under 5'6". We have to hop on counters to get stuff. Don't think we can't hop on you like a spider monkey.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable, but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

OOF!

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sometimes the Onion hits one out of the park. 🤣

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh dear...just before the midterms too.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It just keeps getting worse and worse for Cornell.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🤣🤣🤣

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For Women Only: You wake up tomorrow and there are only women in the world. What's the first thing you do?

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For Men Only: You wake up tomorrow and there are only men in the world. What's the first thing you do?

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He was going for a “gotcha” moment, but it backfired and he made himself the punchline.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why "hemorrhoids" aren't called "asteroids" is a total mystery to me. I mean, come on scientists.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really thought that quicksand was going to be a bigger deal than it is when I was a kid. Turns out I don't need my trusty chimp to go get a vine for me, nor do I even live in the jungle.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Doctor: "How in the world did you manage to swallow this?" Me: *squeaky toy sounds*

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do they not realize just how many of us still broadly aren't using AI agents or programs? Like, if not for the forced nature of it in most search engines now, none of my day-to-day things would be using it.