Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Virtual Elizabeth Bennet already blocking reply guys and cuing up restraining orders against stalkers. 110
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did anyone alert @swiftonsecurity.com yet? 100
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Back in the 1900s, I witnessed a guy grab his date by the arm outside a bar; she yelped in pain. I stood up from my seat and made eye contact with the guy. He huffed, let go, and left the scene. She started crying and left in the other direction to rejoin friends. 100
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sure, but how do we feel about an initial “public” offering with a 51% hold-back on voting structure? That’s totally legit right? 000
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stop telling women what to do. Stop telling us to do all of the work. Stop acting like you know more about our struggle than we do. Stand up for your fellow human being without any reward because that’s what we’re supposed to do. Ffs. 92600274
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I screwed up this spectacularly at my job, and continued to double down on incorrect data, I would not be fired. Because I would resign in shame and never show my face in public before they had the chance. Otherwise, I’d definitely be fired. 001
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsJason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and now, the moment you've all been waiting for we proudly present for your viewing pleasure The Microsoft Windows 95 Product Team! 121
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/09/2026Okay, this got me. 650158963233
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Some people are like slinkies: they serve no real purpose other than making you smile & giggle when you push them down some stairs. 49234
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sir, please keep your MEOWs on Guard. This is not an appropriate use for ACARS. 000
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming Argonautsdaria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026yea i got a "blow job". i got a job that fucking blows lol 241290
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131723350
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsJason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m sick and tired of all of these orked cows. 011
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I often say that someone should offer sedation as a service. 001
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Binge watching Ted Lasso and cutting onions on the couch after three glasses of whiskey. Like a grown man does. 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@wsdot.wa.gov can we get bollards installed stat? 040
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Pilot’s first day on the job: 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m happy to announce that, coinciding with the release of Siri Recap always-on AI conversation summaries, I will never speak in public again. 110
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I painted a thing for the first time ever. Yay friends! 010
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsJason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh, that’s a good idea. I should do tha… What was that thing I was trying to remember? Hmm, its gone now. <scrolls on> 001
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Old Infosec Twitter, when anything was down: Sending #hugops to the SRE team! Take good care! Bluesky, when anything AI-related is down: I laugh at your misfortune! I care not for your efforts! Quit your job! 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m glad we are covering the important news of today. 000
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsJason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve worked in tech for 30 years. For most of my career I believed this was a good thing for humanity. I mean to say I’m already a clown. 011
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Who Is The Sky? tour - it’s hard to put in words just how hopeful and revolutionary David Byrne’s show feels, and the pure joy and love that radiate from the stage. 💙 020
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Imagine getting dressed for your job in the morning, heading in to the high school where you work, putting on the shock gloves, and never giving it a second thought as you grab a child to deliver a painful shock? 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There should be a term for the shifting evolution of acceptable public discourse. Four years ago, NPR would not have given credulous coverage to an unqualified extremist as a nominee to lead FDA. What should we call this? 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My organic free range floss fell apart during use and now I have threads of floss stuck between my teeth. Send help. 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Definitely a PNW based crew with that passive aggressive tone. 010
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I think I have another carcinoma. I would like to opt out of additional carcinomas now please. 010
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Bluesky is dying. We’re bringing back the fax tree. Update your phone books now. Stock up on thermal paper. You DID keep your fax machine right?! 020
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m hypercalciurea. If you’re not familiar, that’s high urine calcium. Turns out your body will find calcium where it can, which turns out to include your bones. 110
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The Air Force One catering truck scandal is deeper and darker than the media is portraying it — it’s a Russian nesting doll of corruption and national security threats: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-five-s...doomsdayscenario.coThe Five Scandals Within the "Air Force One" ScandalDonald Trump, a Catering Truck, and the Qatari "Air Force One" represent a Russian Nesting Doll of Scandal and Corruption 821832789
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsJason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Huge if true. RIP Portland. 4123
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m a big believer in the electorate’s right to know what its government is doing. And yet, I’m virtually never on the side of anyone uttering the phrase “the public has a right to know!” 010
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Remembering this at the LAS lounge that has a 45 minute wait and won’t check you in more than 90 minutes in advance of your flight. In a different terminal than my airline. 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Who of y’all is on my flight SEA ✈️ LAS? Come say hello. 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Is this the “selective” or “vindictive” part? 000
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming Argonautsrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026lately james carville looks like they made a movie where the grim reaper wants to be a human boy so he starts dressing like this and taking up skateboarding etc 3353934
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsAMR - Alexis Mercedes Rinck @alexis4seattle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Our neighbors are being kidnapped from our streets. We have seen increased ICE activity across Seattle neighborhoods over this past week. ICE must be held accountable for their cruel and illegal actions. We know that fear and chaos is their goal. We counter that with knowledge and community. 451909884
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsCongresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 30/07/2026DHS must immediately return Eduardo Aguirre home to Washington state. These cruel tactics to speed up deportations and remove due process must stop. Disband ICE. 922681
Reposted by Jason, and countless screaming ArgonautsMarc Auerbach @pugetopia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Katie Wilson is getting shit done. - Free school meals for all kids - Tiny home villages to get people off the streets - Major transit improvements - Collaboration with the Seattle Social Housing Developer The Seattle Times and Council President Joy Hollingsworth are looking to kneecap her. 925548
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Bodice-ripper BFF Generalized anxiety disorder I feel uncomfortably seen. 020
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Why attune to your child when you can e-tune instead? 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It’s not you, it’s me. 000
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I had a stoic joke, but it isn’t virtuous. 010
Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m glad that some other asshole will have to deal with the consequences of tonight’s revenge procrastination. Fuck morning me, I hate that guy. 000
