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@goldengateblond.bsky.social
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crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 6h
@rcade.bsky.social how delightful to see you ♥️
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 6h
social media gave me the best job i’ve ever had and some of my very best friends … but on balance, i’m still not sure it was worth it
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 12h
Final: Valkyries 71, Aces 60 Golden State takes a 1-0 series lead. Williams with 25 and 10, Thornton just 2 points shy a double-double, Stokes season-high 14 rebounds. Aces season-low 60 points
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 12h
*ahem*
Aces Valkyries score from today, by quarter:

Aces: 18, 13, 17, 12

Valkyries: 22, 12, 22, 15

Final score: Aces 60, Valkyries 71
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23h
Hypocrisy is a virtue to fascists.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12h
a giant pop tart holds a sign saying “dreams really do come true” as it’s lowered into a toaster (yes it’s weird and no you don’t have to be high)
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13h
i am considering getting two feet taller and joining the nba
nbcnews.com
Sen. John Kennedy says he’s considering running for president
The Louisiana Republican said he has not yet made a decision and that right now he’s planning on running for re-election in 2028.
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 15h
NFL teams: “We lost a couple of big players so that’s why we can’t win.” 2025 #49ers that went 12-5 & beat Philly on road in playoffs: “👀”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16h
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 16h
Because it's buried at the bottom of the article and CNN is presenting it in a misleading way: before people worry, the "unknown" part is how the worker was exposed, the pathogen is good old fashioned Y. pestis which we understand extremely well and can treat just fine if caught early
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VoteFromAbroad.org @votefromabroad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Calling all U.S. citizens living abroad! Need help with voting? Get live voter help on Zoom! Drop in on Oct 4 at 3:30 am OR 12 noon Eastern OR Oct 6 at 11 am Eastern Info at: voteabroad.org/VoterHelp #Vote #VoteFromAbroad
A graphic with a photo of a person at a computer using Zoom to meet with another person. The text says "ZOOM the vote. Calling all voters abroad. Get live voter help on Zoom! Sunday, Oct 4 and Tuesday Oct 6." The VFA logo is at the bottom.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16h
comedians suffer one (1) consequence and turn into the whiniest men alive
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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social · 17h
This is a very weird headline because the mob actually very specifically cares that they weren’t charged.
The 'Cornell 7' haven't been charged. The mob doesn't care |
Opinion
What's most troubling in the Cornell
University rape allegations is that onlookers have already made up their minds about who is to blame.
Ingrid Jacques
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 16h
weight-bearing “allegedly”
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
George Santos would not only have dropped that child he would have punched him in the face because George Santos doesn't go half way
rawstory.com
‘Good God’: Vivek Ramaswamy becomes laughing stock after nearly dropping child
Republican Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy was ridiculed en masse Saturday after nearly dropping a child at a GOP rally in Vandalia, Ohio.Video of the rally, at which President Donald Tru...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These people cannot be trusted to vote in their best interests. Ever. They have failed at the most simple task and have driven this country to ruin. They are too stupid to be allowed to have a say in the future of the country. Convince a non-voter to vote. There are LOTS of those.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is why natalie always has that deranged permasmile — because in trump’s frozen-in-amber-in-the-80s brain, that’s what ladies DO
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just say “groomer school,” this is taking forever
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s been true for a while but here’s the latest proof that the republican party is nothing but a cult
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally in the next 48 hours! be aware!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you can’t pay for gas or groceries but here’s a few rolls of quarters, don’t forget to vote republican or something
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you can’t pay for gas or groceries but here’s a few rolls of quarters, don’t forget to vote republican or something
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can tell the valkyries are the warriors’ sister team bc they make me sweat endings just as much
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok but what did SHE wear
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this was so wholesome
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 03/10/2026
Michael Tracey is a journalist in the way that I’m a four-time Wimbledon singles champion
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is why Veep had to go off the air. it couldn’t compete with real life anymore.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW: It's that time of year: time to launch my annual guide to November's elections! I guide you through over *650* interesting elections, & why they matter. Judges, AGs, govs, mayors, lawmakers, AGs, county & school boards—plus many (many) ballot measures. Oh, & Congress. Explore & bookmark!
boltsmag.org
Your Cheat Sheet to the 2026 General Elections - Bolts
Congressional races will take center stage on Nov. 3, but they’re just the tip of what to watch. Prosecutors and governors, attorneys general and sheriffs, school boards and mayors, utility... Read Mo...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
holy hell is she immortal?
tmz.com
Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections
Christa Pike is still alive after 2 attempted lethal injections in Tennessee ... TMZ has learned.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’ve been busy most of the day but i’d be remiss if i didn’t mention eric schmitt, who took a faceplant so hilariously legend that even the NYT couldn’t sugarcoat it (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
salty sherrod brown is my favorite sherrod brown
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a shit-ton of actual anti-Semitism in the world today, but Netanyahu's fraudulent misuse of the term devalues it dangerously. Hamas is anti-Semitic and murderous. Netanyahu is a cynical, murderous shitheel. Mamdani is an American politician with a perverse impulse to tell blunt truths.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
been a while since i worked in marketing and PR but pretty sure “if you enjoy death and destruction and higher prices vote for us” wouldn’t test well
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
landed at JFK and as i’m making my way to the ride share app area a random dude asks me if i want a ride. no kind sir! i usually wait until my SECOND day in the city to be kidnapped but thank you!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
month-ago me booked a 7am flight with no regard for today me, who'd really like to kick month-ago me's ass right now
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/09/2026
Talking about my struggles with being overweight still makes me uncomfortable, since weight can carry moral judgment in ways that other health challenges don't. But that fear stops too many struggling from getting treatment that could extend their lives.
people.com
Gov. JB Pritzker Reveals He’s Lost 80 Lbs. with GLP-1 After Type 2 Diabetes Diagnosis (Exclusive)
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker tells PEOPLE that a GLP-1 has contributed to his 80-Lb. weight loss, but that he initially started taking it after being diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well musk DID once say a cyberschmuck could “serve briefly as a boat,” so
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just say “groomer school,” this is taking forever
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone once told me they don’t like the Niners because they’re “boring” and i’m sorry sir i beg your finest of pardons
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s bad, actually, that much of the industry is gatekept by people whose standard for hiring a woman is “are you a Cool Girl who is into weird men doing sex stuff at her all the time?”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A discussion that's basically impossible to have in this online space is one about which industries have sexual coercion and harassment woven deeply into their fabric and which ones are like "let's all get one drink in the hotel lobby and go to bed at 10 because we have an early morning."
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this. so much this. i’m not even comfortable knowing coworkers follow me on social (in fact when they say they do my reply is always “oh god i’m so sorry”)
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i soak in news (including a lot of pop culture news) and hadn’t even heard of this song until last week when some dope played it in honor of dolly parton and was called out for not knowing she’s actually from tennessee
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 27/09/2026
The worst part about twitter is there are a number of people who think they have to be active there who are left-leaning but have had their brains absolutely cooked by the site. You can't inundate yourself in exposure to that stuff without it having an impact on you.
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twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's an AI-themed cocktail? "Excellent point: kerosene is not actually palatable and probably shouldn't be in a drink called a 'Fiery Justice'. Might I suggest using acetone instead? The banana-like notes will harmonize with the flavor of the Fireball liqueur."
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