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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sup players? Felt gross, will delete

MCKV blonde hair, brown eyes, 50 years old. White scalloped dressy top with v-neck. Gold earrings. Pink lipgloss (always.) Slight smile/grimace.

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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

WIN: Virginia Democrats have officially banned convicted domestic abusers from purchasing firearms. Nearly every Republican voted against it.

GREAT NEWS
Virginia Democrats pass law banning convicted domestic abusers from purchasing firearms

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If a guy named Pete can't ejaculate does he have to sign a nonCUMpete when he goes to the sperm bank?

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

All this time you thought af stood for “as fuck,” but TYL it actually stands for “ass fuck.”

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

In honor of Bluesky trends, ima let him hit it doggypile style tonight.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

no white guys after labor day

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

🎶The pervs are back in town🎶

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A casserole is just a group project where cheese does all the work.

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"like not nip out"

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026

Welcome to Bluesky.

Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Donald J Trump 🖕

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Please, call me Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur Sr. was my father.

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Munchausen sounds like a cute little German cafe.

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

damn how sad is my life that the person asking me for boob pics is my daughter

a text exchange between my daughter and me in which she asks for a photo of my boobs

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

the thing I'll miss most about summer is my tan

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

GIVE ME MENOPAUSE OR GIVE ME DEATH

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just started my period and I’m not trying to be dramatic or anything but can someone kill me?

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Chris @justokonline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Your honor, who hurt you? Was your mom cold? Did your dad not hug you? Let’s get into it.

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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

your honor, Imma need you to stop with that gavel if you want me to finish

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Chris @justokonline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Your honor, I’m still waiting for that apology

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

your honor, I don't quite like your tone

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

the guy who runs a communist account I follow on Insta messaged me and said he thinks I'm "seriously beautiful." I think he might wanna be my cumrade. I'll bet he wanted to message me for awhile but has been Stalin.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026

podcast bros wanted to say slurs so badly that now most of our food has poison in it

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You can't spell degenerate without "g-r-e-a-t"

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh would you look at the time? It's anxiety o'clock.

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Kitt @uncertaintiming.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

my daughter showed her college friends a pic of me and they said, "your Mom's baddie as fuck" and I'm going to be riding this high for at least a week.

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ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I hate to use the t-word, but you're a real troglodyte.

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Shopping with my daughter and her bestie/roommate/“sister” today and if I hear “butt plug” one more time, ISTG. My Costco card fell out of my back pocket and they were like, “IS THAT YOUR BUTT PLUG MOM?!” I mean, it is, butt still.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I hate to use the d-word, but you're a real dweeb.

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Things I miss: 1. My metabolism 2. Civility 3. Someone I’ve never met but already love 4. My daughter 5. My old account 6. BBK 😥

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I hate to use the c-word, but you’re a real chungus

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

When I get home and take off my bra at the end of a long day I like to sigh & declare, “ahhh, I rest my Ks.”

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh, so only YOU can wear a robe, Your Honor?

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Rob Freeman 🇨🇦 @robfreeman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The young great horned owls are getting bigger and bigger! Please support my little YouTube channel by subscribing (it’s free), liking, and sharing. Thanks for watching! 🪶🦉 Www.youtube.com/@robfreemanyyj

A young great horned owl sits on a small branch with its back to the camera, looking back over its right shoulder.

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Storm Faerywolf @faerywolf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I really love that my local Target has a Starbucks. Having both at the same location really makes it so much more convenient to boycott.

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Turns out a pillow salesman with a selfish-ass brand name who used to be a crack addict doesn't make a good gubernatorial candidate after all. Hmmmm, who woulda thunk it? (Me. I thunk it.)

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

He never paid the filing fee then sued claiming he shouldn’t have to pay the filing fee. And lost. Because that’s what Lindell does - lose all the time, claim he was cheated, sues, then loses in court. Over and over and over again since 2021.

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