iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they should make lunchables for kids too

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

nurturing random indignation

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Grief comes out in strange places, like the self-checkout Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?

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Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What’s it called when you’re wildly OCD but also don’t give a fuck about anything?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Never apologize for sounding stupid, you’re surrounded by your peers

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When all else fails you really have nothing to worry about anymore

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Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If she uses white Christmas lights, she won’t do that thing you like.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When the magic is leaving but the clocks keep coming you gotta find your magic in clocks. Okay, now what. Now you believe in pulling rabbits out every second you're a rabbit obgyn and saw tiny cigars in half

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just give me the damn pie recipe. I don't need a cozy memoir about that one time with your grandma.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[something good happens] ME: *already planning for the worst possible outcome* this is bullshit

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

already said 'my bad' we don't have to get the authorities involved

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today will be slightly manic, a little maniac, and very bouncy.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Come over, we can listen to the entire Phil Collins catalog and do some over the clothes stuff.

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Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There’s never the right amount of distinction.

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Everything started going downhill after I stopped cranking that Soulja Boy

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I was all set to go to art school until some discouraging book school said they make you draw a perfect artist. I could not do it so I drew book school being able to. Nice double school, book ass

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’ve started calmly answering stupid questions with understanding in my eyes because fuck it

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

the unblemished truth of a seemingly endless sky

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Give me the cheap dirty whore olive oil. I can't swing for the extra virgin this week.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fold my phone into pieces This is my last resort

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

All visible objects, man, are but as pasteboard masks.

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andy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

buying some placebos on the dim web

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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 16/05/2026

Let the free market decide who I can hunt for sport

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The songs you sing at night for sleep are just lulling our surroundings, meanwhile I am singing like hell to get them all wound up so we can party. Is this what it means, are we "rockin in the free surroundings"

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I have this fantasy where I eat a grilled cheese sandwich without interruption.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i used to twist and shout now i shuffle and yawn

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The place a hobbit lives is called its hobbitat

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Trev @nickcalhoun81.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

anyone else just need unstructured playtime

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Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At least crying gives you something to do.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You don't have to be an astronaut to say "3,2,1 blastoff!" before you fingerbang your lady to new heights of ecstasy, but it'd be cooler if you did.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

But how do you know if croutons are stale hahaha we’re all just whistling past the graveyard

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hey I know you. Didn’t we bump into each other remote viewing Mars?

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Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We all deserve someone who gasps at all the right times when we’re telling a story.

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

what kind of pants do ghosts wear? just a paranormal trousers

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Blowing out all the candles and kites and sailboats on a windless day, nothing ever stirred up. There's always tomorrow omg I finally got a message from the hot af air balloon on Tindenburg

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