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jonny toothpick

@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
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Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.) jonny’s toothpicks: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2ep…

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Lynnie @lynnie3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never signed a release
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Nina Antonia @ninaantonia13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Caturday 'Toddy, Possim & Christine' by the great Gertrude Abercrombie, 1954.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A meat raffle where they raffle off our most feared meats.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can drop a single f-bomb in Shakespeare, where do you put it? “Fucking fairies.”
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just in time for international rabbit day captured this shot of a little fella along the path this afternoon
Rabbit munching leaves on a path.
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[Classroom] Kid (writing on blackboard): "I love dogs" Teacher: "No Timmy, remember -- in cursive." Kid scrubs board, writes "I goddamn love fucken dogs!"
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don't play any of those puzzles but i will always like your results when i see them because i like to see you doing something that brings you joy
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I miss every friend I’ve ever had.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dolphins know. ask the dolphins. whatever it is, they’ll know
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your new password must: -contain 8 characters -contain at least one special character -look like how you feel right now
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back to the dismal busywork of dreaming.
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1/2 plus
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Prettier Womaner
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Aq’ab’al @thesixthcourier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dr. Strangelove Cinematic Universe
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
A black and white picture of a woman holding a gun. Actress Barbara Feldon as Agent 99 from the show Get Smart
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It anybody ever tells me "you're the caretaker, you've always been the caretaker" I'll tell you what I'm NOT going to do: take the obvious route and murder my wife and psychic son. I'll probably have a grilled cheese.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
movie pitch: Night of the Lepus meets Poseidon Adventure. 300 pound carnivorous rabbits terrorize the survivors of a cruise ship swamped by a rogue wave
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[David Attenborough voice] and now you see the human in its natural habitat scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, a repetitive behavior they seem to both love and hate at the same time
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
post a picture of you all dressed up
Suave looking Jerry Lewis dressed in a blue suit.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every time I return to Alaska, I feel as though I'm returning to an old lover- familiar and comforting, but just uncompromising and cold enough to remind me why I can't stay.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fact: In Australia, bats cling to the floor of the cave.
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Jessica Tarlov @jessicatarlov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yup - most amazing book stop with Henry Winkler in Santa Monica. Now you’ve really got to get a copy of I Disagree! ❤️
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He was probably some normal guy from the Black Lagoon and Creature was a mean nickname.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is a skeet Posted by an idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying nothing.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Old Yeller kind of got off easy, honestly. Lucky bastard.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there are just so many layers to this
Headline from the Jerusalem Post: veteran Singer Pat Boone urges Donald Trump to be more like Reagan
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tell me you have a kitten without telling me you have a kitten
Mangled, half-eaten roll of paper towels
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cat of days gone by with dog of days gone by in places gone by. (2016). #caturday
Black and white cat with head resting on old grey and brown dog’s head.on deep red carpet.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Elevator music plays as a man Is abducted into a ufo
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The elephant in the room is ignoring us back but he'll remember this forever.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HIM: what are you up to? ME: just laying in bed, decomposing HIM: you mean “decompressing?” ME: sure
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.tom-cox.com/once-upon-a-...
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Once Upon A Time On A Lane
A few of you - but probably not loads - will have read this before but, while I put a few finishing touches to a new piece ready for Sunday, I wanted to post it again, in slightly spruced up form, for...
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I act tough for someone who still sings the alphabet song under my breath much too often.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i am superman and I know what’s happening* *not actually superman and don’t actually know what’s happening
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Listen just show me the candy before I get in the van ok?
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BZZZZzzzzZzzZZZZzzzzZZZX!… (got it)
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raindro g @raindro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i don’t want to be normal. i want to be fabulous
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Solivagant @wanderingsag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Only mystery makes us live. Only mystery. ~Federico Garcia Lorca
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
make a band edible The Offspring Roll
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BUG-EYED CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’m old enough to remember when 9/11 was a big deal. I’m also old enough to remember when it wasn’t a deal at all
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (if you feel like it)
Hollywood sign on dry green hills beneath a pale blue sky.
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