iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 8m

Old, fat, and safe from STDiarrhea.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19m

I would like less memorable things to happen now, please

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 47m

an overwhelming banquet of thoughts form babbling words euphorically tumbling from my lips you nod and reach for my hand we grin and brace ourselves as the walls begin to melt and time collapses in on itself

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 47m

Have you ever tried revenge smothered in gravy? I’m telling you, you will never go back serving it cold again!

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24m

Your Family And Friends Are Conspiring Against You, Charlie Brown

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 18m

Take it from me: straight jackets are not slimming.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2h

Close to our bows, strange forms in the water darted hither and thither before us; while thick in our rear flew the inscrutable sea-ravens.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2h

It has been an infinite amount of rumors and time and we're still discussing it like it's the only plausible theory of an origin for hot bio-gossip, but existence did not just walk home after a "bang of shame"

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 4h

Old broken things are better than new things that work.

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Immersed in the ridiculousness.

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 8h

the school nurse can't give my kid a Motrin for his headache yet there's a significant amount of Americans convinced school nurses are doing bottom surgery on kids

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 5h

listen Purity Ring, I'll tell you the same thing I told Alice Deejay 26 years ago, yes I think I'm better off alone

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 7h

this is a judgement freeze own

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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Less politics, more stupid shit. Keep hanging on and hanging in.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why hate yourself when you can have someone else do it?

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

tactical flip flops

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

dont mistake my weakness for kindness

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

no, I didn’t see that show you’re watching no, I won’t watch it

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

one time several years ago on the internet I used whose and who’s wrong and I still haven’t recovered

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

it was the camel toe of times it was the moose knuckle of times

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 2h

I would hold so many grudges if I had a better memory.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 2h

Thanks so much for the list-add, Richard @rlpastore.bsky.social 😊

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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 18h

oh no i fell down and ate a pound of cheese

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Roll The Great Pumpkin on Top of Me, Charlie Brown

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Never again I tell myself, as I proceed to do it again

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 7h

if you doomscroll up from the bottom rather than down from the top, does everything gradually get better?

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 6h

DINNER CAN WAIT, PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR ME TO SEND THEM WORDS ONLINE MOM

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 6h

A lesson our scout troop would learn the hard way: coyotes love s'mores.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 6h

I am posting to show I am not a Russian bot farm account.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 6h

A woman returned my lost work identification card and swooned over my photo. I said she didn't love me, just the ID of me.

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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 6h

Why do we call it “gaining weight” and not “restoring to Cheesecake Factory settings”

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6h

Let's keep this magic going..disappears.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 6h

*picks up a black chunk on the rug as she goes to bed* "Wow, I'm super glad I touched whatever that is." I don't know why I was sure it was a raisin. Like, why would a raisin be there?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5h

captain’s log: should our luck run out, i’d like to say that the shitposters of bluesky acted with distinction and valor

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 5h

They use hashtags in their posts, you don't need that in your life

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 5h

This angry woman slamming her coat in the car door gets it.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 5h

I like it when you are nice to birds.

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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 4h

Ladders and chainsaws are a risky combination

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 4h

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 4h

there’s not enough night between now and wake time

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t think your sex is on fire anymore, Charlie Brown

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 4h

Beyond the porch was darkness. AND MONSTERS! Probably. The dog finished peeing, rolled her eyes, and led Gary back inside. 🎃

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4h

Forced socialization, so I don’t even like hearing you talk in the third person anymore.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 4h

Im always a little sluttier when I have Monday off

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 3h

You incandescent upon your throne while I make do with meat and bone.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 3h

maybe vlad the impaler was just really bad at kebabs

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 3h

And I did what they couldn’t. Sight unseen, I face palmed my own forehead and took out the living room mosquito that’s been tormenting us all evening.

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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 3h

Method acting as a functional human being for 20+ years.

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