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@kn3rds.bsky.social
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I read Silmarillion. Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY. Broadcast accounts get fucked humorous?: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dw…

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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 1h
I am in San Fran or whereabouts thereof
A bunch of road signs for San Francisco and San Bruno
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 4h
This was inspired by a @hollyross.bsky.social post but all y’all chime in. So I went to an 80s cover band show in early Sept. It was 100% designed and catered to wine moms. That’s fine, I recognize the audience. The show was GREAT and the band kicked ass. However…
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 4h
Petition to create stocks for the Cornell 7 but instead of heads and hands it holds them by their twigs & berries Bonus: Sell an opportunity to pull a Rochambeau on each of em for 25 cents a slap, donate the money to the victim
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huh. Double stuffd New Balance. Y’don’t see that every day.
New balance shoes with a LOOOOT of foam padding
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guuuueeeeessss who got a hole in one?!
Frog that says… Gentlemen have successfully pooped in a bucket for medical science
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So I looked over the neighborhood’s Card & Coffee pictures and it was Tesla, Tesla, Cybertruck, new $100k Corvette and a few Harleys. The only cool thing was someone’s restored 1980s Laredo Wrangler. I think the Mustang will stay home.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top 37 accounts in a row
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Transformers 40th anniversary promotional endcap at Target consists of 50% non-transformable transformers.
Overpriced crapOverpriced crap and 5 transformers
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#monochromemonday On the road again…
NFT in his car
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today, I got a NAS set up for my family to look at old photos and videos from our phones. The coolest thing I found pre-kids were these pictures of the Lego city my brother and I built in our teens. We wanted to recreate the futuristic New York City in “the 5th Element” as much as we could.
Futuristic Lego city Futuristic Lego city Futuristic Lego city Futuristic Lego city
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🎃Kate👻 is 1️⃣5️⃣days from surgery @eternaltsunamisea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey, baby. You know what they used to call me back in the day?
Crofton brand nut milk maker
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why do they call em mass removal specialists and not exor-cysts
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dis mah bebby
NFT and Magnus NFT and Magnus NFT and Magnus
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Using the power of electronically steerable phased array antennas, I can take the power of two perfectly healthy nipnops and grow a new bizarre 3rd nipnop. That’s science, baby.
4x ESA graphs from GNU radio
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being a neurodivergent engineer means making it about 20 pages into a report and then suddenly deciding that it’s of critical importance to change all instances of “pi” to “π” RIGHT NOW
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I opened my wallet and the world turned sepia and a guy slinging a guitar started singing about dust
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look! Across the street! It’s a looksmaxxer! No, it’s a tech bro! Wait I know! It’s SUBPARMAN!
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AAAAARGH I am in a real “don’t wanna do my work, wanna have fun” mood. But I CAN’T have fun because I have a lot of work. RARRRRGH
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share an image that shows how many years you’ve been online
Trade Wars, circa 1989 or so
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Too tired to scroll, I’m just gonna repost your reposts.
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm gonna write you a referral for a cranberrapist 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @miseryhighlight.bsky.social
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share an image that shows how many years you’ve been online
Tandy DeskMate. Basically proto-windows.
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 23/09/2026
went on Instagram today
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a decent night sleep last night and when I woke up I farted and my wife said "ewww" Please clap
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 23/09/2026
Hey trans folks you’re never gonna believe this. You hear those whistles doggin?
Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social • 20d
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Hating on Happy Potter is just stupid. Say what you will about JK Rowling's personal views, but HP brought a generation of kids joy and sparked their imaginations. The new Harry Potter will likely do the same.
Making the entire franchise all about trans rights is absurd.
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@samadams.bsky.social • 20d
Boating Accident (Whirlpool)
there was obviously no creative impetus to making a new Harry Potter but the extent to which they are not even trying to make this look different from the movies is kind of astonishing
HBO max
HBO ORIGINAL
Harry Potter
PHILOSOPHERS
STONE
OFFICIAL TEASER TRAILER
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone |
Official Teaser Trailer | HBO Max
YouTube video by Harry Potter
www.youtube.comJessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social • Aug 19, 2025
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I know this is a loaded topic here, but I believe both of these statements are true.
1. Trans people 100% deserve to be treated with love, respect and consideration.
2. Parents of 14yo girls are NEVER going to be ok with her being exposed to an 18yo penis in the locker room at school.
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leccie Rlue @iessieblueaz bskv social . 10moJessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social • 10mo
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Not even 1/2 of 1% of people in Virginia identify as trans.
Turns out solutions for the bloated cost of living, housing and affordable healthcare is what people really want to hear about from their representatives.
The Democratic Party should replace the donkey for a picture of a kitchen table.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I only had to hold on to the door jamb with one hand to put on my pants today. Please clap.
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I managed to take an airplane without getting sick for 9 weeks. Please clap.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 23/09/2026
And she’s a transphobe too. Jessie is just throwing out bangers left and right.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Im reposting this shitty take. Please clap.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I read this post and added my own quote post Please clap
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Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I used a real napkin instead of my sock. Please clap
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a donut for dinner. Please clap
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just met with my PhD advisor for an awesome working dinner. I have a neat “zeroth step” proof-of-concept test rig that we can scale up for our testing purposes for the rest of the thesis. Also there was sushi!!
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I ate less sushi today and avoided a tummy ache, please clap
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two active gift card scammer numbers if y’all feel like fucking with people.
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Other Mommy (2026)
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU’RE NOT MY FAKE MOM
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So back in July, my oldest smacked our van into a stoplight. The county assigned her a perspective driving course. We went. It was three days of “scared straight” by a fucking retired deputy. He got to my daughter and she was crying. She whimpered out that she and I were doing driver’s ed. (More)
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I followed the SDR class’s radio lab instructions and built this. Don’t ask me what it does. I just followed the instructions. Tomorrow I’ll figure it out. I promise I won’t hit the run button until I know what it does.
A 2D phased array simulated in GNU radio. Possibly. Maybe. If I’m lucky.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨BABY ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve been meaning to put this up for the past year and I finally got it up! It’s a Russian arthouse poster for Star Wars. The caption below it says “Galactitechnya Vestern” they had to basically just “russify” the word “western” because it didn’t exist in the Russian language
Russian Star Wars poster on top, Wells Fargo on fire belowOur front hallway
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you are in the DC area, I have some art I am trying to get rid of. Let me know if you want any of these. I’m not trashing them, I’d just love if they went to a new home so I can get the wall space back.
Optimus prime is 11” x 14”Temptation of st Anthony is 24” x 36”Gargoyles is 18” x 24”
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Confession bear says: “I don’t care that people in Ashburn can hear data center whine…they’re the same folks that made northern Virginia unaffordable”
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's a good thing I built a nesting box in time. Turned out it was a girl spiral!
A square plastic container filled with cooked rotini pasta
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mom, mom.. he's so cute. Can we keep him?
My hand, with purple nailpolish, holding a single piece of cooked spiral pasta. In the blurry background is a home kitchen.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I'm what the kids call, a disaster " finger guns and lip biting
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨BABY ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨 There was a 6 month old pig at the fall craft show! She grunted approvingly when I scratched her booty. If you look closely her NAILS ARE PAINTED RED!! 💅
A tiny little pigA tiny little pig
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a fucking MILLIONAIRE reach out to me by spam text today to ask for donations to their campaign effort. Party doesn’t matter. I’m just entertained by the audacity.
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