Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 4hThis was inspired by a @hollyross.bsky.social post but all y’all chime in. So I went to an 80s cover band show in early Sept. It was 100% designed and catered to wine moms. That’s fine, I recognize the audience. The show was GREAT and the band kicked ass. However… 170
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 4hPetition to create stocks for the Cornell 7 but instead of heads and hands it holds them by their twigs & berries Bonus: Sell an opportunity to pull a Rochambeau on each of em for 25 cents a slap, donate the money to the victim 210
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Huh. Double stuffd New Balance. Y’don’t see that every day. 1298
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So I looked over the neighborhood’s Card & Coffee pictures and it was Tesla, Tesla, Cybertruck, new $100k Corvette and a few Harleys. The only cool thing was someone’s restored 1980s Laredo Wrangler. I think the Mustang will stay home. 0101
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Transformers 40th anniversary promotional endcap at Target consists of 50% non-transformable transformers. 081
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today, I got a NAS set up for my family to look at old photos and videos from our phones. The coolest thing I found pre-kids were these pictures of the Lego city my brother and I built in our teens. We wanted to recreate the futuristic New York City in “the 5th Element” as much as we could. 2205
Reposted by Non-Fungible Tolkien🎃Kate👻 is 1️⃣5️⃣days from surgery @eternaltsunamisea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey, baby. You know what they used to call me back in the day? 77713
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why do they call em mass removal specialists and not exor-cysts 162
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Using the power of electronically steerable phased array antennas, I can take the power of two perfectly healthy nipnops and grow a new bizarre 3rd nipnop. That’s science, baby. 070
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Being a neurodivergent engineer means making it about 20 pages into a report and then suddenly deciding that it’s of critical importance to change all instances of “pi” to “π” RIGHT NOW 2133
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I opened my wallet and the world turned sepia and a guy slinging a guitar started singing about dust 1218371
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Look! Across the street! It’s a looksmaxxer! No, it’s a tech bro! Wait I know! It’s SUBPARMAN! 0226
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AAAAARGH I am in a real “don’t wanna do my work, wanna have fun” mood. But I CAN’T have fun because I have a lot of work. RARRRRGH 072
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienNeil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Share an image that shows how many years you’ve been online 031
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienGoose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Too tired to scroll, I’m just gonna repost your reposts. 13214
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienShitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm gonna write you a referral for a cranberrapist 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @miseryhighlight.bsky.social 1184
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Share an image that shows how many years you’ve been online 160
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I had a decent night sleep last night and when I woke up I farted and my wife said "ewww" Please clap 5277
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienRachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 23/09/2026Hey trans folks you’re never gonna believe this. You hear those whistles doggin? 1917513
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienJust Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I only had to hold on to the door jamb with one hand to put on my pants today. Please clap. 4389
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienGoose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I managed to take an airplane without getting sick for 9 weeks. Please clap. 1255
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read 717972
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 23/09/2026And she’s a transphobe too. Jessie is just throwing out bangers left and right. 0121
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienGerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Im reposting this shitty take. Please clap. 9428
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I read this post and added my own quote post Please clap 3285
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienJo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I used a real napkin instead of my sock. Please clap 3205
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienGoose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I had a donut for dinner. Please clap 4436
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just met with my PhD advisor for an awesome working dinner. I have a neat “zeroth step” proof-of-concept test rig that we can scale up for our testing purposes for the rest of the thesis. Also there was sushi!! 2101
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I ate less sushi today and avoided a tummy ache, please clap 3182
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Two active gift card scammer numbers if y’all feel like fucking with people. 061
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienFunny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Other Mommy (2026) 041
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU’RE NOT MY FAKE MOM 2143
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So back in July, my oldest smacked our van into a stoplight. The county assigned her a perspective driving course. We went. It was three days of “scared straight” by a fucking retired deputy. He got to my daughter and she was crying. She whimpered out that she and I were doing driver’s ed. (More) 2130
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I followed the SDR class’s radio lab instructions and built this. Don’t ask me what it does. I just followed the instructions. Tomorrow I’ll figure it out. I promise I won’t hit the run button until I know what it does. 191
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve been meaning to put this up for the past year and I finally got it up! It’s a Russian arthouse poster for Star Wars. The caption below it says “Galactitechnya Vestern” they had to basically just “russify” the word “western” because it didn’t exist in the Russian language 292
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you are in the DC area, I have some art I am trying to get rid of. Let me know if you want any of these. I’m not trashing them, I’d just love if they went to a new home so I can get the wall space back. 051
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienBoo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's a good thing I built a nesting box in time. Turned out it was a girl spiral! 1202
Reposted by Non-Fungible TolkienBoo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mom, mom.. he's so cute. Can we keep him? 1242
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🚨🚨🚨🚨BABY ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨 There was a 6 month old pig at the fall craft show! She grunted approvingly when I scratched her booty. If you look closely her NAILS ARE PAINTED RED!! 💅 1195
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Had a fucking MILLIONAIRE reach out to me by spam text today to ask for donations to their campaign effort. Party doesn’t matter. I’m just entertained by the audacity. 2152