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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 01/10/2026

I'm sorry I told you that your baby looks like it was fathered by a sleep paralysis demon

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh the people outside are frightening

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm so toxic the EPA has beef with me.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Welcome to bluesky you get 1 phone call and a lawyer.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Jack Smith is an absolute warrior for justice

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was promised a complete societal collapse with my dystopian nightmare.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One nice thing about aging is I can finally start a collection of the lenses my friends are having replaced when they go in for their cataract surgeries.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you see me bombing down the feed reposting, yes I’m pooping.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm not skipping leg day Leg Day is July 7th 2053, everyone knows this

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've started on a glp-1. Not to lose weight but because they're now more affordable than groceries.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 25/09/2026

they should invent an employer who will hire me

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When you say "ratify the contract," I picture a document in a red leather jacket and dusty blond hair that's a party in the front and a sweet rat tail in the back.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why's everyone gross all of a sudden?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In Hell, you keep trying to change a password and it tells you “too many attempts”

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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 25/09/2026

I'm the one who's been telling dogs that everyone loves it when they bark a lot

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I farted without shitting my pants. Please clap.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I would like to be paid in time and energy because I never have enough of either

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The eyes are the red flags of the soul.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What doesn’t kill you makes you drown yourself in a tub of nacho cheese

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My shit is not together, my ducks are not in a row, it's like if all my ducks have ADHD, vision loss and cyclosporiasis

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

help me, fat bear week. you’re my only hope.

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s Fall Equinox so I’m shaking my titties whilst walking around the fire in my backyard

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ever since I was a little girl I hoped to live long enough to have a man correct me on the feelings I’ve formed based on my life experiences as a woman

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This breakfast burrito better have magical powers

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think the Spark delivery driver might have been upset about the mulch I ordered…

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When will my husband return from the disco revolution.

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

this skeet was hilarious when it was in the drafts folder

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This email could have been smoke signals

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If someone needs some anxiety, I have extra.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hi I’d like to rent your goat

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

38 reasons to rethink your whole shitposting career.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Like many of you, I never really learned how to accept a compliment. So I politely leave it on the counter until there are fruit flies then toss it out on the compost pile under cover of darkness

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Act like a normal human being? Where’s the fun in that?

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cute date idea, you come over while I cook dinner, I want you to help me with my laundry. I need to make sure you are strong enough to handle how many pairs of grippy socks I actually own.

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