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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A cannoli is just a dessert taquito

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

opened a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and threw away the lid because i’m not a quitter

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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Replying to all texts with "stop."

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

Why don’t you slip into something more combustible?

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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How long into the date before I ask them to apply lotion?

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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Please sir, my boys, they are back in town

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026

it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

istg hot honey didn’t exist until last year, it’s a prank, good one

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Regret taking the Humpty Dance for granted. Thought there would be more chances to do the hump

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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wish someone had warned us about this military industrial thingy we've got goin on

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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wish someone had warned us about this military industrial thingy we've got goin on

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

guy: *trips me and i fall on the ground* me: im sorry!

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This skeet was posted without the express written permission of Major League Baseball if you're looking for a bad boy

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me: I have used the word "fuck" way too many times this week. Fucking Friday!

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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

HUH: Who should stagger back inta town today, covered in goo an' half-digested cowboy but Millard Young hisself! Seems th' poor boy ain't dead, much t'th' considerable relief o' his ma. Millard survived bein' et by th' cannibals by slatherin' hisself in Doctor Fong's White Gooey Mayonnaise-like.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In the 80s, smoking was considered an inheritance.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I want, no, I need to be sedated.

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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Men would rather dissolve the Galactic Senate and give more control to the regional governors than go to therapy

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't need a therapist. I need a factory reset button installed on my head.

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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To the 38 people who have ever reskeeted me, you are my most influential bsky shitposters

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Aidan mmmOrgan, is that spooky, have I given you ghouls enough @thepalinode.com · 02/10/2026

In whitest milk In thickest bisque No dairy shall escape my whisk Let those who opt for oat milk’s cost Beware my roux Cream Lantern’s sauce

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if I see one more movie parent whose cute nickname for their kid is "Monkey" I stg

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Respond to this post and I’ll give you a compliment.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

know your halloween acronyms LOL = licking on lemonheads BRB = big rich butterfingers AFK = always forever kitkat TBH = twix be happening ASL = all snickers loved OMG = only mega goobers

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry about liking all your skeets. In my defense, I don't know who you are anymore.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026

"i texted the kids and apparently they don't think we're very funny," I said to my husband who laughed at me for a really long time.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not everyone will like you. Some people will really really like you and you’ll need a cop to make them go away

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else?

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just corndoggin my way thru it

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if my reply goes unliked for several hours, I’ll probably delete it and crawl into the nearest hole for a while

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm not *single* I'm *between life insurance payouts.*

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day

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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tell me what D&D class you play and if you're a paladin we can't have sex.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They say some people look like their pets, but I didn't believe it until I saw your wife's moose

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ask not wdym- ask wtf

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My record collection is almost entirely records I bought at shows. I hope soon AI will go to the shows for me and talk to the bartenders and tell me who's playing drums on the new record and that they like the color of my eyes and I can maximize that time by lying in bed hooked up to a feeding tube.

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