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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

yeah like i'm going to the mayo clinic... right after i go to the mustard dealership and the relish agency. get real

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Haha the jokes on you i'm not bitter just incredibly immature and vengeful

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

SORRY I WOKE UP FEELING ELEGIAC TODAY I GET THAT WAY WHEN THE CICADAS START SINGING

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

PROSTITUTE: (coyly) is this your first time? NIETZSCHE: *flicking cigarette* probably not

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

Her: How do you feel about legalizing marijuana? Me: I’m ambidextrous about it. Her: Um, I think you meant to use a different word. Me [𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥]: If you say so.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

1980s sitcom idea: RoboCop is a woman

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

To me, "We have flavored coffee" means exactly the same as "We have no coffee"

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

my wife lets her toast cool down before she butters it. in my defence, i didn't know this before i married her.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i come from a long line of people who enjoy bitching about long lines

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

After having the epiphany that weekends are just crossing from the tail to the head of an ouroboros I asked a real snake and it said "Loverboy you want a piece of my heart, you better start from the start"

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

idk . someone probably should’ve asked fred 😬

What happens to your blood pressure when you eat Ginger 🤔

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

millennials: we partied a lot gen z: we partied a little less gen alpha: (piloting a giant mech) war is hell

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

*unsheathes sword* What the fuck do you mean the McFlurry machine is broken?

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2026

The “Bad History in Movies” trend didn’t start with The Odyssey. For instance, Jurassic Park depicted rampaging dinosaurs destroying the park before it could open, when in reality it sold to venture capital after the Dot Com bubble and the dinos were found starved to death in a crate near San Jose

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I like you. You’re alright. Wanna feel the dent in my head?

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

jazzercise implies the existence of jazzysical therapy

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

a movie about todd blanche called “Hatch me if you can” somebody write that down

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

why do coworkers keep blaming me for everything bad that happens at work, I'm barely ever there

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Do you know how difficult it is to find a mama jama these days...particularly a bad one?

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Wonder Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 23/03/2024

She’s a 10 but she levitates in her sleep and insults you in a dead language

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 16/08/2026

9/11 should have happened to hogwarts

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 12/08/2026

they should make less bullshit. we have enough. make something else now.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Bluesky: What’s up? Me: *takes a deep breath*

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/05/2026

solar is so cool man. I climbed up on my shed roof last week and installed a panel to charge my yard tools and now I’m mowing my lawn with power I stole from a fucking star

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026

truly fb marketplace is a place of wonder and terror

cobra commander throne from a Facebook marketplace listing

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Of course I know Wario is evil but I always pick him because I’m able to separate the kart from the kartist

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Game Show where they psychoanalyze you for prizes called What's Your Deal?

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

*unhides valley ranch*

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

An Italian/Skateboarding restaurant called “Ollie Garden.”

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

my 2% milk container has a leak, so i guess it's hole milk now

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 18/04/2026

Sorry i rear-ended you i was trying to catch the attention of the dog in the car next to me

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Nothing better to do with a bonfire than show it your hands, imo

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

like if Natalie Merchant's voice has ever made you cry, repost if you would die for her

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/04/2026

At the punk show clapping politely and hoping no one spills my $10 beer

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/04/2026

the house i grew up in didn't have an "office" it was the Computer Room

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Accidentally passed through the insecurity gate at the airport and they took me aside and explained that my baggage makes me fundamentally unlovable.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

(on my deathbed) now can I do a silly one

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

hank hill sold propane. if he gave it away, it would be amateurpane. and there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos,

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I wrote my first thinkpiece when i was one year old: "We need to talk about peek-a-boo"

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Ah fuck my rate limited exceeded. Ah goddamit.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

ME: (trying to file a missing person's report for my wife) She's very pretty. Beautiful. She could be a secretary. POLICE: Ok but we need you to be more specific. ME: oh ok. She could be a secretary to a titan of industry.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Would an "old man" listen to "One of These Days" three times while riding his bike on a Thursday morning? I don't think so.

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