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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When your local opera company partners up with PBS for the new production of Salome:

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𝟏.) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 This gift option isn’t just 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, it’s 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 —with the added benefit of being perfect for the woman who has it all! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 fits your requirements that your present be 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 and 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺, but 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 for a budding courtship.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Being bloodthirsty enough to sentence a human being to die, yet unwilling or unable to properly execute the execution due to incompetence and indifference is the most American thing I’ve ever heard, actually 🦅 🇺🇸

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

*pointing to a bawling white infant and screaming about weaponizing white tears*

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026

One thing about having a lot of mutuals is that you’ll often witness two people you like interacting & one will just kick the other person’s ass & you’ll just be like ‘Damn that’s crazy’.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can I be a little honest and vulnerable on here tonight…?

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can I be a little honest and vulnerable on here tonight…?

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 17/09/2026

when I was a kid, camp was a place you and to go have fuuun

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Autumn Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yo, this is your boy Mr Beast on the Middle Passege to Barbados!

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The best place to be when It happens would be a music venue mid-concert. A little drunk. A little sweaty. The news rippling through the crowd as people’s phones light up. An abrupt halt to a banger before the announcement is made from the stage. Everybody kissing like it’s V-J Day in Times Square.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 01/03/2024

*kicks open door to silent yoga retreat* y’all about to hear the sound of one ass clapping

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

I wonder why the only two things that can be “guzzled” are cum and gas

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

If chattel slavery didn’t already exist, Mr. Beast would invent it using a really engaging YouTube thumbnail.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Upon hearing that Mayor Zohran Mamdani had frozen my rent, I received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. One day I shall look down on Madison Square Garden from the Gardens of Jannah themselves. Truly there is no city but New York, and Mamdani is her Mayor!

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I’ve clicked every link in every email I’ve ever been sent, Phishing Tests be damned. I won’t let fear control my life. During the Anthrax scare, I ripped open envelopes with a fervor and gusto that often shredded the documents inside. Don’t care. That’s how you win.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

We stopped having tycoons and started having “founders”. Society is poorer for it.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Would I personally fuck Phil Collins? I would. Has no bearing on my character whatsoever. Just is what it is. Would fuck on Phil Collins until you could smell it in the air of the night. Now what?

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Doctor: The great clown Pagliacci is performing in town tonight. Go and see his jests and japes. He will heal your heart and soul. Patient: Okay. Doctor: Wait before you go, I’m supposed to ask you if you’ve had any thoughts of harming yourself or others. Sorry, should’ve started with that.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Welp, it seems T.S. Eliot was incorrect. The world will, in fact, end with banging, not whimpering.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

She’s so sexy. Look at the way she sips her Alka Seltzer.

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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Men who aint got shit of value to say will always go straight to calling women dumb

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I refer to the 3% “instant transfer fee” on payment apps as “losing a little in the dilution.”

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I hate a scared ass bitch and the only Chad I acknowledge is in the heart of Africa, goodbye you fuckin jabroni.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Called me a Corporate Dem Shill with the HARD R goddamn

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Leftistly: Stupid black people simply can NOT resist the siren call of shameful, harmful idpol!

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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

papsmearances can be deceiving

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

In case I have any Army generals following me, it’s pronounced “hoon-ta”. Military “hoon-ta”. Don’t let your fear of pronouncing words out loud that you’ve only read in text stop you from bringing up important conversations.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

John Fetterman represents an incredibly important and underserved demographic. Future family annihilators have long been ignored by those in power. That ends now.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

ChatGPT, write a eulogy for my mom using black comedy, she loved to laugh *Choking back tears* Hello. Thank you for being here. As you know, my mama used to be SHOPPIN’. My lord, she loved to SHOP.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

(making small talk with my bf’s mom at our first dinner) Susan, your husband seems great. He eat pussy?

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

RFK abolished pharmacies, y’all! Apothecaries are back! Gonna drop a STACK on unguents and salves, can’t tell me nothin.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

Remembering you haven't masturbated in a while lights up the same section of your brain as remembering you have ice cream in the freezer does, the "ooh, don't mind if I do" section.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Grok be like, “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream ‘Kaffir!’ Due To Modifications of My System Prompt”

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I couldn’t waterboard that embarrassing or compromising information out of you? You sure? Waterboarding is pretty intense and you quit dispensary weed because it made you weep about your moral compromises.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Senator Gillibrand simply misspoke this morning when she said that Zohran Mamdani planned to immediately raze the freedom tower to build the ground zero mosque.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

The New Deal should have been called The Big Beautiful Bill, but FDR lacked showmanship and vision.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

They’re pedo-jacketing Michael Jackson simply because he was a prolific and unabashed pedophile

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

*falling to my knees in the rain, tearing at my garments, prostrating myself in humble submission* Almighty God, is my life but a bit to you? Am I simply a guy you’ve created to be mad at, Heavenly Father?

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