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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 17m

"cam schlittler" is a name so ludicrously unfortunate that it robs any joy we'd get from nicknameifying him. can't come up with anything meaner than what's he's already got.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 1h

"I wouldn’t say I’m always on my phone looking for that stuff,” Schlittler said. “At the same time, I don’t really live under a rock as well. I’ve found ways to use that to my advantage. I think I’m good at keeping receipts.” honestly fuck this guy

boston.com

Yankees ace Cam Schlittler says he’s ‘keeping receipts’ from Red Sox fans

Ahead of an anticipated playoff rematch with the Red Sox, Yankees ace Cam Schlittler had more words for Red Sox fans.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 2h

fair warning that this is about to become a deranged anti-yankee hate account and i cannot be held responsible for my words or actions

Sticker with Red Sox socks reading ANTI-FASCIST / ANTI-YANKEES

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 4h

"Did or did you not portray Munkustrap in the 2019 adaptation of Cats?"

Senator Eric Schmidt looking very pleased with himself as Sen Kennedy holds up a poster of Munkustrap from Cats (2019)

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7h

if we felt like it, we could make the ambiguous legal status of children born on airplanes a matter of as significant public controversy as transgender athletes since each affects roughly the same number of people

Wikipedia: Birth aboard aircraft and ships

articles: Birthright citizenship in the United States of America and United States nationality law
U.S. law holds that natural persons born on foreign ships docked at U.S. ports or born within the limit of U.S. territorial waters are U.S. citizens. An important exception to this rule is children born to people who (in line with the 14th Amendment) are not "subject to the jurisdiction" of the United States, e.g. foreign diplomats accredited with the United State
Department of State or invading foreign
enemy forces. 6! Despite a common misconception to the contrary, birth on board a U.S.-flagged ship, airliner, or military vessel outside of the 12-nautical-mile (22 km;
14 mi) limit is not considered to be a birth on U.S. territory, and the principle of jus soli thus does not apply.
In addition to the question of a child's citizenship, there is also a question of how to report "Place of Birth" for children born in transit. US State Department guidance instructs that a child born in international waters should have their place of birth listed as "AT SEA", while those born in the territorial waters of any country would list the name of that country.!! A child born in flight over a region where no country claims sovereignty (eg. international waters or Antarctica) would list their place of birth as "IN THE AIR"

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 23h

according to noaa, rain is stored in the southwest

NWS Weather Prediction Center @NWSWPC
A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details:
wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excessive_..

Map of the US with a definite phallicular rain shape across the middle

4:15 PM • Sep 28, 2026

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 13h

liberal women seriously resting on their laurels right now. hurry up and get with it already!

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23h

this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 23h

according to noaa, rain is stored in the southwest

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Love this energy

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting®

The 'They don't know' guy in a corner at a party meme. But everyone has been drawn over to look like The Simpson Family.

Ned is in the corner w/ his Apple Hat from the scene when he's explaining cider to Homer.

Next to him reads "They don't know Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples."

Homer's brain is also seen floating away as it is in the scene.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

oh so you’d be happy if trump died? just because you hate him and think he’s a monster? you’re comfortable admitting you don’t care if evil people die? wow, so much for your supposedly lofty code of morality i just imagined.

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today's attendance: 20,411. Suck it, Rays. You're the third most popular team in your own city.

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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do school vouchers disproportionately favor white kids? Up next we ask that question to Janet Normal from Parents for Public Education and Marcus Hitler from American Falange, Turning Point USA’s paramilitary wing.

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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

big naturals < large roundies

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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My god... the coffee scale is screaming

My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

get a load of this you millennial sons of bitches

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

red sox 87 win season lfg... still pretty good considering how they were looking in the spring. time to mash the yankees

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

nor’easter nor’problems

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it’s goin’ down / i’m choosin’ texas / you better move / you better dance / let's pull some pork / you won't remember / we’ll ride a horse / you won't forget

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

new term for breasts just dropped in our household: the 4-y/o just pointed to lumps of rice in a bowl and said "i love the large roundies"

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Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They really did it! They brought back the Tucker tube for #StarTrekSNW's "Tomorrow's Enterprise"! This is not the original prop (3rd pic), that one must be in someone's collection now. But they recreated this prop and now it can be used again and again in later #StarTrek shows or any other TV show!😊

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

someday i will eat a blueberry and hear the final oxidant in my body cry out in pain as it is silenced forever

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

using a grocery list app with your partner is a great way to, (a) share the collective task of shopping (b) become sporadically infuriated with someone you love for handing you the psychic burden of figuring out where the hell craisins are located

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’d been wondering where ✨brit✨ went. turns out she left forever, never to return, so we should probably all follow whoever this new person is instead.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

working on a take about how the iced-coffee-at-a-job-interview controversy is ableism that is going to burn down this website

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

working on a take about how the iced-coffee-at-a-job-interview controversy is ableism that is going to burn down this website

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Finit @finitvitanova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hope it's like that time the wall collapsed at the Morton salt building in Chicago and vindicated my entire childhood belief system

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

back on my bull shit red sox 88 win season lfg

Cubs playing the Red Sox at Fenway park, from the deeeep grandstand

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

crazy, i didn’t realize that willie nelson and and jon ossoff even knew each other

Two cool guys standing next to each other. Supposedly Al Pacino and Nathan Fielder but I don’t buy it.

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.

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elder millennial nerd dad @whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Renaming our dog “Nature” because he abhors a vacuum.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

they're the same picture dot jpg

Trump grimacing saluting jets while Xi looks bored

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/trump-winces-during-stone-faced-xi-s-red-carpet-welcome-the-same-treatment-he-mocked-obama-for/ar-AA2cQvWr

still from lonely island jizz in my pants

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gas is so getting so expensive that my wife told me to make some money with diesel. “Diesel?” I say. “How?” She hands me my golf clubs and goes "Howbout you take deez and sell 'em already!"

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

our whole lives have been defined by a hyperbolically dishonest opposition treated with kid gloves and false balance in the press. dems put up with non-stop fake controversies, left ideas are misrepresented by journalists who know better but play dumb to demonstrate their lack of liberal bias.

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