FROM: Secretary of War
SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately
- No hair on the shaft or balls
- Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length
- When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb
- At least one visible vein
![DJ LIFE: Can you tell us about what inspired your latest track?
David Guetta: I was in the studio, looking through a pile of old records. And I came across one that I had never heard before. I put it on and it was amazing. Just four boys singing from the heart. This is what music is really about, you know. It was a very old record. But I knew what I had to do. I took the chorus and flipped it around a bit and added a classic house beat. I first played it in Ibiza, and people went wild. I think I played it six times in a row. You have this club full of beautiful people, this amazing energy, and everyone is singing along like "Mother may I have a lolly" [laughs]. It's crazy... music is really amazing you know.
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Caption: David Guetta, Playing His New Hit Single "Lolly" At Ibiza | Photo Credit: aLIVE Coverage](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiemtuspmcakrgasl4cwo4voish2gz6ixn4frzissz7qnmtf2tqu3e)
