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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 16h

Chi Phi alum doxxed the Cornell Jane Doe in case you thought fraternities served any other purpose than to uphold the patriarchy.

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I heard that you like the badgers honey is that true

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Taking GLP-1s is brilliant... until the day you need your shot. When you're someone who's trypanophobic... Pray for me.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Should they bring back schools with rigorous academics and home economics? Think, sew?

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's called Revenge. Maybe you "of the Nerds" of it?

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It was called the Dada art movement. Maybe you've absurd of it?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know what you did last summer but technically that was just last week so don’t be too impressed

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just me, eating food, while I wait for my food

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Her: Coffee, tea or me? Him: Coffee, please. Her: Get it yourself, asshole.

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some of y'all don't realize "Oops! I Did It Again" is a space opera and it shows

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

im a mystery wrapped in a deep fried tortilla topped with sour cream and guacamole

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/08/2026

so you’re telling me this cheese is made from americans

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m only like this because I never stopped shoving q-tips in my ears

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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Petition to make Tom Brady stop using the words Smash or Smashed.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

Wife doesn't want me throwing random fruit or seeds I'm done eating out into the yard "to see what happens" or "because it's funny." This country no longer respects science.

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

that's the anniversary gift sorted

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Dan Benbow @danbenbow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sometimes I just wanna talk about stupid, inane shit and not be reminded that the world is trapped in its final death rattle but... sure, whatever.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you are actively committing Ethnic Cleansing and Genocide, how are you able to leave your country and galavant around the world? Did Hitler's SS just take time out for tourism? Like, what?!

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My friends hate that I've committed to peacing out at 50. They refuse to discuss it or talk about it and want to plan things beyond. But I'm living my life on a clock and I have to make sure I enjoy what I can, while I can. This isn't sad. This is fact.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Autumn is like one long game of you’re getting warmer, no you’re getting colder.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I may sound like a petulant toddler, but I'm just saying if Trump declares martial law, it's our civic duty to give him a good reason after the fact.

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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

48 hours in Edinburgh in December... what would you do? All suggestions are welcome.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dear Bluesky Elders, Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026

i will never give a flying fuck about getting put on someone's stupid little bluesky list this is a frances meh guarantee

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So, what I’m inferring by Tommy Tuberville’s furry ‘concern’ is that he fantasizes about getting fucked by team mascots.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? Good night!

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2026

I shooped once, nearly threw my back out

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just bought my tickets. Excuse me while I go puke up the coffee I just had. Edinburgh, I'm gonna be in you.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most relatable part of Star Wars, besides the big dog in the front seat, was Luke Skywalker whining about the harvest. No way Gary was getting around these tractors.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

GUY WHO TRIPLE DOG DARED HUMPTY DUMPTY: oh shit oh fuck

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t need a boyfriend. I need a cheese cave.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 25/09/2026

THIS JUST IN: fuck you

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm not hitting on you I just can't shut the fuck up

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"can i place you on a brief hold?" "sure" *glaciers carve a new river*

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People who really care about you, usually leave you in no doubt about that fact.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

eat shit and die? in this economy??

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When you call in to work stick, you don't get paid, though I don't know how you're supposed to get anything done when you're a piece of wood.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m just a fat bear if you even care

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm currently staring at the flights for my trip to Edinburgh in December, debating. Should I or shouldn't I? Ugh.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've pursued exactly four men since I turned twenty. One was a 20-year relationship, one became the love of my other life, one moved away when I suggested drinks and the fourth, last week, left me on read. So, if I wasn't already having a perimenopausal breakdown, I am now. Jesus.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Calgon take me to funky town

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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm sick of all these spam emails I keep getting that say hurtful offensive things like "your account balance is $27. That's below the $50 you set for an alert."

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*opens a huge box of random cables that I've had for 5 years* Son, one day all this will be yours

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They say seniors aren't adventurous. Last week my wife let me hold her purse while she tried on shoes. That's basically third base at my age.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes, I did back-to-back Star Wars / Star Trek posts. Just calling that out for those of you under the mistaken impression that I expect to get laid ever again.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sorry i’m late i was crying in the shower for longer than usual

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