Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 2hConnor’s show was delightful but you guys were supposed to have the Patriots under control by now. Get on that, I’m having enchiladas before heading back. 020
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 6hI wasn’t sure what to wear today but I remembered that recently my son’s voice teacher commented about what I was wearing when we met at a similar show a year ago. She said my look was “unexpected”. I never got around to wearing these pants and the jacket is maybe too much but I’m cold. 3130
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 6hMy kid used an excessive number of bath towels and did not make his bed which is proof that home is home. 020
Reposted by Joan McGuire RJ Zielonka, Author @bobz.bsky.social · 8hGo Bills (for we are here to cheer for you) 073
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 7hMade my kid breakfast and discussed a thing that could bring him to Buffalo next summer which I would welcome so much. Raising kids to be adult people is hard and pulls your heart in so many directions and involves sacrifices that can feel unfair but no regrets. 080
Reposted by Joan McGuireMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 9hThere is only one letter difference between prude and rude. Makes a person think. 43515
Reposted by Joan McGuireMark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 9hGo Bills please win @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social 042
Reposted by Joan McGuirethe mountain goats lyrics @tmgbot.bsky.social · 9hThe things that you've got coming will do things that you're afraid to There is someone waiting out there with a mouthful of surprises 052
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 9hCurrently doing a ‘Who’s on First?’ routine with the guy with dementia because there are three dogs named Murphy in our world. But don’t get me started on Bellas. 080
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 10hGood morning! How about them Sabres? That game was a roller coaster and I ended up sleeping great. My son came back from his play thing just as I was going to bed and this morning I get to make him breakfast and talk more about how his acting career is going. It’s a gift to have him around. 290
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 19hOh good, my kid just checked in from the murdery looking place in Black Rock where they are filming something for his up coming show and he will be home by midnight and try not to make too much noise and what is this 2011? He’s the most adorable person on the plant tho. 010
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 19hI bought this bikini in May with the hopes of a play off win, which did not happen, but other wonderful things did and still continue and we celebrate the wins and study the losses, but the long games are the ones that matter. 0170
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 20hI’m not saying that the Sabres are scoring after I changed into the Sabres bikini at the break, but I’m also not ruling it out. 1110
Reposted by Joan McGuireNicky @nickyn.bsky.social · 21hthe rich people in the condos by Ralph Wilson Park are bitching about trees blocking their view again. I hope seagulls shit on their faces while they're out in their backyards desperately trying to find the lake 072
Reposted by Joan McGuirejane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 22hgonna need that quinn break out year and this is as good of a start as any 061
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 23hMurphy hails from Flyers country so he’s not watching with us. 040
Reposted by Joan McGuireBEB @not-ur-beb.bsky.social · 23ha new playlist is born 🔥 happy home opener y’all 1105
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m wearing Sabres Home Opener Day colors and my neighbor was very disappointed that I won’t be at the game. He could fix that, lol. 090
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Sabres have emailed me with the opening day schedule. However, it does not include my putting in my Sabres bikini and posting a tasteful photo from the hot tub. 1101
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning! I slept okay but after a relatively calm day from the guy with dementia, the night was full of him getting up and eating and then a big scare of a hallucination around 4. He is seeing things more vividly and wants things at the ready to fight them. 3100
Reposted by Joan McGuireJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026okay, everybody, you can take down your Fat Bear Week lawn decorations now 0103
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I went out to the brick and mortar pharmacy where I held the door for a man so tall and wide that he had to duck and turn sideways and then I came back to my block to find those two grandsons of Joanne’s climbing on top of their father’s truck because it was locked and they wanted gum and that truck 130
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ooopsie, the roids made me push the wrong buttons and instead of descale we have one of those medspa facials going. 050
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The roids and I are restless even though we just mixed up lemon cookie dough to bake tomorrow. We are waiting for usps to bring a package that includes descaling stuff for the coffee machine and it’s a stupid chore so the roid input is essential. My mail is usually here by noon, sigh. 140
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have counted the baby squirrels and there are 3. This means two Sabres have a chance to be named and hang out with Metsa. 060
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Joanne has people in town because they are celebrating her December birthday early tomorrow. I was supposed to be invited but her older daughter told Joanne I declined and no I did not but also I don’t have it in me to be there and be nice to the older daughter. 140
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today’s RADIO FREE JOAN™️ new favorite song is a cover of a song I used to sing along to on the radio until my mother sushed my “flat” voice. Let your children sing! Also a cover coming from 50+ years ago and making me have all my feelings about love is so much! music.apple.com/us/album/i-s...music.apple.comI Say A Little Prayer (triple j Like A Version) - Single by Pacific Avenue on Apple MusicAlbum · 2026 · 1 Song 020
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I made a double batch of cookie dough and baked 4 dozen. Then I rolled up another 38 cookie balls and froze them. I can bake these in small batches over the next few weeks or maybe days because the guy with dementia has already eaten 4. 050
Reposted by Joan McGuirejane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026it would be nice if i wasn’t moved to tears every time a subtle nice thing happened 1265
Reposted by Joan McGuirerasmus dollqueen @buffalodril.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ive decided A. the first two losses of the buffalo sabres season do not count , given the change from 82 games to 84 games B. this opinion will be the official stance of WGR 550 0143
Reposted by Joan McGuireBills-Chick @bills-chick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cornell 7, Watson winning, i'mma need a big blue crush in the election to cheer me up. not a great time to be a woman. and then i need the Dems to actually do something (anything!) but if i hold my breath about that i'll die 1101
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My adorbs child just messaged me to ask if I owned a hairdryer. He needs it to heat up his mustache wax, also adorbs. 050
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lordy, I feel my grandmothers every time I inhale. 1190
Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good morning! I had a restless night due to the after effects of the steroid shot but I did eke out enough sleep. I think the post shot pain flare hit around 4am along with the rain, but now that I’m up, I’m better. The pain flare is good because it means they fit the right spot. 371