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Joan McGuire

@joanmcguire.bsky.social
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Being the chaos you want to see in the world! Caregiver, baker, writer, happiest person you will ever meet.

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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 2h
Connor’s show was delightful but you guys were supposed to have the Patriots under control by now. Get on that, I’m having enchiladas before heading back.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 6h
I wasn’t sure what to wear today but I remembered that recently my son’s voice teacher commented about what I was wearing when we met at a similar show a year ago. She said my look was “unexpected”. I never got around to wearing these pants and the jacket is maybe too much but I’m cold.
Me in dotted pants, a plain tee and a print denim jacket
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 6h
My kid used an excessive number of bath towels and did not make his bed which is proof that home is home.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 7h
Peaches from 2022, Murphy from yesterday:
Peaches on her blanketMurphy on Peaches’ blanket
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RJ Zielonka, Author @bobz.bsky.social · 8h
Go Bills (for we are here to cheer for you)
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 7h
Made my kid breakfast and discussed a thing that could bring him to Buffalo next summer which I would welcome so much. Raising kids to be adult people is hard and pulls your heart in so many directions and involves sacrifices that can feel unfair but no regrets.
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Megan 🦬 @buffalohippie.bsky.social · 7h
We out here. Bills by a billion.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 9h
There is only one letter difference between prude and rude. Makes a person think.
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Megan 🦬 @buffalohippie.bsky.social · 9h
Good morning. Go Bills.
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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 9h
Go Bills please win @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social
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the mountain goats lyrics @tmgbot.bsky.social · 9h
The things that you've got coming will do things that you're afraid to There is someone waiting out there with a mouthful of surprises
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 9h
Currently doing a ‘Who’s on First?’ routine with the guy with dementia because there are three dogs named Murphy in our world. But don’t get me started on Bellas.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 10h
Good morning! How about them Sabres? That game was a roller coaster and I ended up sleeping great. My son came back from his play thing just as I was going to bed and this morning I get to make him breakfast and talk more about how his acting career is going. It’s a gift to have him around.
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Bills-Chick @bills-chick.bsky.social · 10h
Fuck the Pats! Go Bills!!!
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 19h
Oh good, my kid just checked in from the murdery looking place in Black Rock where they are filming something for his up coming show and he will be home by midnight and try not to make too much noise and what is this 2011? He’s the most adorable person on the plant tho.
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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 20h
The Sabres won
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 19h
I bought this bikini in May with the hopes of a play off win, which did not happen, but other wonderful things did and still continue and we celebrate the wins and study the losses, but the long games are the ones that matter.
Me soaking in my hot tub in a Sabres bikini
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 20h
Never worried, lol.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 20h
The Buffalo Way™️
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 20h
I’m not saying that the Sabres are scoring after I changed into the Sabres bikini at the break, but I’m also not ruling it out.
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Subsy @subsequentseer.bsky.social · 20h
Dahlsy!!!!
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Nicky @nickyn.bsky.social · 21h
the rich people in the condos by Ralph Wilson Park are bitching about trees blocking their view again. I hope seagulls shit on their faces while they're out in their backyards desperately trying to find the lake
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 22h
gonna need that quinn break out year and this is as good of a start as any
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 23h
Murphy hails from Flyers country so he’s not watching with us.
Murphy
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 23h
I’ve lost Murphy to my kid.
A happy dog on my son’s lap.
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BEB @not-ur-beb.bsky.social · 23h
a new playlist is born 🔥 happy home opener y’all
new apple music playlist titled SABRESSSSSSS with a cover photo of alex lyon wielding a sabre
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We heard a car pull in.
Someone send me my own small dog
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lookie what I’ve got:
Murphy, a somewhat anxious Havanese dogA small bunny with amazing ears
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And today:
Two pink roses in full bloom
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back to rolling balls like a champ:
Lemon Crinkle cookies for my son in law
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m wearing Sabres Home Opener Day colors and my neighbor was very disappointed that I won’t be at the game. He could fix that, lol.
Me in a blue tee shirt and golden yellow overalls
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Joe Yerdon @joeyerdon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a Sabres game day
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Sabres have emailed me with the opening day schedule. However, it does not include my putting in my Sabres bikini and posting a tasteful photo from the hot tub.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning! I slept okay but after a relatively calm day from the guy with dementia, the night was full of him getting up and eating and then a big scare of a hallucination around 4. He is seeing things more vividly and wants things at the ready to fight them.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay, everybody, you can take down your Fat Bear Week lawn decorations now
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went out to the brick and mortar pharmacy where I held the door for a man so tall and wide that he had to duck and turn sideways and then I came back to my block to find those two grandsons of Joanne’s climbing on top of their father’s truck because it was locked and they wanted gum and that truck
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October roses:
A pink rose Another rose
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooopsie, the roids made me push the wrong buttons and instead of descale we have one of those medspa facials going.
My coffee machine putting out steam everywhere
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The roids and I are restless even though we just mixed up lemon cookie dough to bake tomorrow. We are waiting for usps to bring a package that includes descaling stuff for the coffee machine and it’s a stupid chore so the roid input is essential. My mail is usually here by noon, sigh.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have counted the baby squirrels and there are 3. This means two Sabres have a chance to be named and hang out with Metsa.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joanne has people in town because they are celebrating her December birthday early tomorrow. I was supposed to be invited but her older daughter told Joanne I declined and no I did not but also I don’t have it in me to be there and be nice to the older daughter.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s RADIO FREE JOAN™️ new favorite song is a cover of a song I used to sing along to on the radio until my mother sushed my “flat” voice. Let your children sing! Also a cover coming from 50+ years ago and making me have all my feelings about love is so much! music.apple.com/us/album/i-s...
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I Say A Little Prayer (triple j Like A Version) - Single by Pacific Avenue on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 1 Song
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a double batch of cookie dough and baked 4 dozen. Then I rolled up another 38 cookie balls and froze them. I can bake these in small batches over the next few weeks or maybe days because the guy with dementia has already eaten 4.
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
it would be nice if i wasn’t moved to tears every time a subtle nice thing happened
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rasmus dollqueen @buffalodril.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ive decided A. the first two losses of the buffalo sabres season do not count , given the change from 82 games to 84 games B. this opinion will be the official stance of WGR 550
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Bills-Chick @bills-chick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cornell 7, Watson winning, i'mma need a big blue crush in the election to cheer me up. not a great time to be a woman. and then i need the Dems to actually do something (anything!) but if i hold my breath about that i'll die
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My adorbs child just messaged me to ask if I owned a hairdryer. He needs it to heat up his mustache wax, also adorbs.
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lordy, I feel my grandmothers every time I inhale.
Chewy Spicy Molasses Cookies
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Over here rolling balls.
Molasses cookies ready for the oven
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Joan McGuire @joanmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning! I had a restless night due to the after effects of the steroid shot but I did eke out enough sleep. I think the post shot pain flare hit around 4am along with the rain, but now that I’m up, I’m better. The pain flare is good because it means they fit the right spot.
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