Reposted by nickSequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 16hWe had our AI simulate the wildcard round of the MLB in 8 seconds. It was still boring. We are working on speeding up the games 073
Reposted by nickspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h90% of the time I put the pill in my mouth and then realize there is no water within a 100-mile radius 23112
Reposted by nickTony @elgecko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Being lambasted sounds delicious, actually 27622
Reposted by nickDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026not sure if you meant “tea time” or “tee time,” but either way no 03411
Reposted by nickFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had to park so far away from the store that I talked myself out of shopping 04316
Reposted by nickthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101738240
Reposted by nickchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you don't have a bluesky nemesis that doesn't even know that they're your bluesky nemesis, I hope you at least have friends in real life to keep you company. 611835
Reposted by nickFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Welcome to middle age, you're Squidward now. 511942
Reposted by nickZero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm the 0.1% of germs that soap doesn't kill 051
Reposted by nickalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post 351184140
Reposted by nickhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161651275
Reposted by nickAmy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/12/2024my offensive weapons are telling people i’m so messy and wet and my defensive weapons are sweating a toxic slime when anyone gets too close 48935
Reposted by nick🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/03/2024Hot programmers in your area want to debug you. 59036
Reposted by nickAmanda Silberling @amanda.omg.lol · 28/09/2026I'm interviewing Bluesky execs on stage at TechCrunch Disrupt in a few weeks, so it's only fitting to ask on Bluesky... what do people want to know? 659025
Reposted by nickCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Opening a mini-golf course just so I can call it Putthole. 1322851
Reposted by nickSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Horrifying if literal: a coat of arms 1025790
Reposted by nickShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Think I may be transitioning out of my party rockers phase. 56539
Reposted by nickZero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You're cruisin' for a smoochin', buster!! 2132
nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I said "half and half" I meant half Head & Shoulders and half Suave biotin infusions 1102
Reposted by nickBlake @credit2mywife.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Siri what is that eagles song I hate 0115
Reposted by nickdame @dame.is · 28/09/2026if you have 100,000 followers on bluesky, you need to understand that quote dunking a small account that didn’t do anything to you (especially when it’s a trans person) is effectively like controlling the eye of sauron and causing your horde of minions to chase after whatever you point it at 920724
Reposted by nickPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3141911171
nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@kaylees.site this was so fun! 😸 txtbased.media/2026/09/28/the-weird… 032
Reposted by nickDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me: let’s just throw everything at the wall and see what sticks waiter: please don’t 48523
Reposted by nickwalruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i miss the old days when you would send job applications by mail. i liked licking the stamp and putting it on the envelope. i liked licking the cover letter and resume and putting them in the envelope, which i also licked 19121
Reposted by nickbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 13/11/2024i fly like pinky get high like brain 517242
Reposted by nickTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'll just floss tomorrow 1181
Reposted by nickShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've started on a glp-1. Not to lose weight but because they're now more affordable than groceries. 416749
Reposted by nickBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Showing up to a job interview with a fully functional starbucks airport kiosk 611132
Reposted by nickBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Once you reach the age where you’re “glad it’s raining, we could use it” you’re gonna need a real solid personality if you ever want to have sex again 1214634
Reposted by nickerick (display name haver) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Scratching my ear with my hind leg 0338
Reposted by nickkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me. 214263
Reposted by nickPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE 17539139
Reposted by nicksmillz @righttwix.com · 25/09/20261k followers now and i promise to keep posting bad maybe even worse than before 2358
Reposted by nickGNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026The 9 Essential Nutrients That Shaped Who I Am 1171
nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trying to roll a backwoods but ripping it and starting over, at a job interview 041
Reposted by nickcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Another day, another savage cat bite. 05115
Reposted by nickPot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've hit that point in life where when I say I love eating out, I mean going out to eat at a restaurant. 1345
Reposted by nickjordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 27/09/2026An emotional, sexually charged kickflip 510321
Reposted by nickmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth 115726
Reposted by nicksmillz @righttwix.com · 27/09/2026ugh music we get it intro, verse, pre chorus, chorus, verse, pre chorus, chorus, bridge, chorus, outro 0188
Reposted by nickQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just killed a spider with my phone. You guys ok? 02310
Reposted by nickbrick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026everyone on earth inside and outside of the united states of america: I am so, so tired of the united states of america 19715
nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 0328
Reposted by nickJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wish I was as good at anything as I am at talking myself into drinking 03816
Reposted by nickturkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Have a break, have a meltdown. 02116
