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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19h

“Your cow is infertile and your sister likes dancing” -Amish trash talk

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

i’m guessing most canadians will spend their thanksgiving being grateful that they’re not americans

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Blew through Josh Hartnett's new show "BELOW" and I can only say so much without giving spoilers but what I will say is Harnett and Charlie Heaton pull off a Newfie accent like I've never heard... Can any Newf's confirm that it's dead on? I was so impressed when I heard it.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Guys, McDonald’s needs our help.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You ever heard of the Bruiser in hockey? Often considered some of the best guys on the ice, just tough on the ice and decent IRL. That you don't understand the difference is disturbing but tells us a lot.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/10/2026

Hegseth is going to execute Nidal Hasan with a firing squad while he’s sitting in his wheelchair and televise it live. MAGA is salivating.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

30-year-old: My knee hurts, but I don’t know why. Me: Aww, that’s cute. I remember when I thought pain had to have reasons.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In just ✨27✨ followers you’re all going to feel the sensual warmth of my presence in your hearts (you’re welcome)

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

me: look i know it seems like you were just here but i'm gonna need you to stop dragging your feet and come back already the weekend:

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

is it taking a bath, it’s taking a bath isn’t it

Diver finds turtle face down in a sea sponge. You won’t believe what it’s doing 🐢🛁

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

y'all ever feel like icarus pushing a big ball of wax up a hill towards the sun?

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

after the last guy limped away from my bed crying i decided to start calling my vagina the junk folder

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 09/10/2026

“cops should arrest ICE” is a liberal fantasy. “abolish ICE” is not.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: [saves one high protein recipe] my algorithm until the end of time: why would you eat ONE brownie when you can eat 47 POUNDS of my UNHOLY CAKE SIMULACRUM for the same calories and 128x the PROTEIN. Start with NINE TUBS of GREEK YOGURT.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In case you missed it, Senator Jon Ossoff absolutely destroyed MAGA lunatic Mike Collins on the debate stage and it was glorious.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Superbowl is on February 14, 2027... The biggest day for domestic violence-related 911 calls... will be on Valentine's Day. 😳

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. AhSkahNah-Ee

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is sinners and pronounced AhSkahNah-Ee

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You wouldn't know her. She's from a different asylum.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*bleeding in a crumpled heap after falling down the stairs parkour

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The MAGA regime has refused international election monitors for the first time in more over 20 years, once again aligning with Putin’s Russia. Yet another act of pure treason.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Haitian restaurant owner in Miami named Wilkinson Sejour says he regrets voting for the orange felon after being personally impacted due to staff being deported and says he voted for him under the impression that he was good at business. Bullshit, he got exactly what his self hate voted for.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

hockey fans: where do we draw the line between "our power play is good" and "their penalty kill is ass"

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No matter the era, out on a foggy moor is like, one the last places I would ever be...

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

A display of flesh toned (caucasian toned, to be exact) fluffy, soft penis shaped stuffies that have I ♡my boyfriend on them.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm agonizing over the colour of Gracie Belle's new leash and collar like it's life or death... or BSB vs NSYNC. If you're a ginger with white St. Bernard, what's better? A light teal or a pinky mauve? And the Goose theme in non-negotiable. She can't show up at daycare looking the fool...

A pinky mauve dog collar with black metal accents and white goose for decoration

A light teal collar with goose decoration and gold hardware (would be ordered with black hardware)

The Gracie Belle in question. 61kg. Dark brown facial markings. Warm chestnut eyes. Ginger coat with white markings.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just went three days without hot water in my building due to plumbing issues with a 100 year old boiler... What I learned from this experience is that I could NEVER be on Survivor.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So logically, driving into said hole... Smartest play. 🥚cellent pun btw.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sir, they can't operate elevators, follow signage, open sliding doors, use house phones or put laundry soap in the washing machine. No. They definitely do not understand what Exit means.

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is a parking structure beneath the hotel. "Beneath" is the most important word in that sentence. It goes for three floors. The number of people who try to exit the parking structure by driving DOWN... when I have already sent them down to the basement level to access the parking... is insane.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Broke up with my medieval bf because he thinks electricity is the work of dark forces

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My super power is turning the whispered rant I’m having to myself, into a song, whenever someone walks in on me.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[Precisely 55 seconds into a hike] I'm not gonna make it, go on without me.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Airbnb has a resident poltergeist but it didn't follow me home, so I'm only giving them 3 stars.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

My idea of a Greek tragedy is when there's not enough feta in a salad.

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I need to be back in someone’s Dojo. I can’t work this out with out impact or graps

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don’t have two wolves inside me I have a giant Flamingo named Penny who’s super Italian and complains when I don’t eat enough a spicy a meat a balls

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