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Sen. Lemon Gogurt

@ugarles.bsky.social
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dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them linktr.ee/ugarles i will do your podcast nohomework.website with @veryimportant.lawyer and @lronmexico.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron remember the law pods? those were fun.

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h
We talked about this crazy story on the last episode of @nohomework.website and you better believe this story is making a repeat appearance.
According to the outlet, in addition to tossing Sinema’s high-value paintings into a swimming pool, Ammel also smashed pricey bottles of alcohol and an expensive mirror. Currently engaged in a "homewrecker" lawsuit brought against Sinema by his ex-wife, Ammel asserted that he feels the media has wrongly painted him as an adulterer and a bad person. “I'm not a bad guy,” Ammel said. “I'm not crazy. I'm just really (expletive) smart, and I've seen behind the curtains.”

According to Ammel, he’d been trying to end his relationship with Sinema and has been living and working as a cowboy at Camp San Luis Obispo, a small California National Guard base, since March.
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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 1h
put on “Bridge Over Troubled Water” (going through it) but can’t achieve the desired catharsis because I keep remembering when @elsangito.bsky.social posted “Fridge Full Of Bubbled Water” 10 years ago
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h
I can't stress enough how gross but true it is that teammates love Jameis and the press fawns over his gung-ho leader shtick. Being washed has somehow only helped.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3h
is there a patron saint of deep vein thrombosis
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 4h
the innards of liberty biberty are like uni and easy to harvest
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 5h
With the caveat that I am currently clinically brain dead I’m making myself laugh thinking about a guy driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker saying “I bought this before I knew I was stupid”
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 5h
this is so boring but it is incredibly frustrating to see the supreme court be so malevolently silly about third-country removal. there is no balancing of equities that could possibly favor the government, which already HAS THE DETAINEE IN JAIL. are they ordering too much room service?
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 13h
we invented it but didn't make it our whole personality. glad to see the credit is belatedly going where it belongs but i'm not going to make a big deal of it.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17h
My gut feeling is that Bari Weiss want actually supposed to fuck up 60 Minutes. She was definitely brought in to help curry favor but imo it was supposed to be handled carefully and instead she set the brand on fire by pissing off all the real journalists.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17h
it is difficult to explain how much more jew-ish @helldude.bsky.social is as a muslim who grew up in new york city than plenty of jewish people who grew up in the sticks, secular, as the only one in their neighborhood are. it's not halacha or anything it's just kind of true.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 17h
In Park Slope Food Coop news, a bit more than 1% of the members left after it adopted the BDS resolution and because there's a 3,000 person wait list to join there was no effect on the finances
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h
half-watching hockey and thinking "aren't bussi and aho the same thing"
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phylan @phylan.website · 18h
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19h
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22h
god bless @jessehawken.bsky.social for this Grogu podcast (yes, he *did* find a way to reference Ella McKay)
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 22h
John Kruk. reporter? prophet?
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 23h
*sees Phillies fans discussing seppuku* *checks score*
NLWC 
PHI 1
ATL 1
END 5TH
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Benjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 23h
"Mamdani Announces Plan to Protect New York's Trees, Without Even Discussing the Amazon Rainforest" www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/n...
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Mamdani Announces Plan to Fight Antisemitism, Without Discussing Israel
A report issued by Mayor Zohran Mamdani describes ways that New York City is funding hate crime prevention and celebrating the contributions of Jewish New Yorkers.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yais, i spak american burger.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hellen keller denialism is very popular in the stupidest social media circles around
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr. Smith, is it true that you had a whirlwind romance with Julie Delpy and then reunited years later?
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
very exciting to see a review of @monkeywire.bsky.social's zine in the wild from a complete stranger! very kind words that were translated for me by the internet. get yours at apesht.org!
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 29/09/2026
NYers READ SHARE DONATE My friend Chelsea's daughter has leukemia & needs platelet transfusions. She can *only* have AB platelets. You can donate if you are AB+ or AB-. Please go to Sloane Kettering at 1250 1st Ave. Say they're for Stella Suther. DM me for her bday www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/a...
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We also spent some time discussing Louisiana's own Jair Bolsonaro,* Deano Bonano. We thought he was a single-episode character but, like Urkel, he may become a fixture and when we change the topic of the podcast, nobody gets to complain. * hospital addict
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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when you get to the end of the instructions for your lego set but still have extra bricks
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Resharing contact info for anyone who wants to talk about a bird they saw. Bursitis rést and rehab is going well but I’d feel more secure if I had some birds in reserve.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nae ye dinnae go runnin off about the peaky blinders did ye
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No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 29/09/2026
@lronmexico.bsky.social fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. @ugarles.bsky.social teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend. @veryimportant.lawyer attends a legendary concert for five dollars. tinyurl.com/mvwbk9uk
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Episode 25 - We Brought Sort of A Negative Energy To the Bozo Show | No Homework Podcast
Ron fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. Charles teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrst
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watching nfl prime time and boomer gets worse every year. same six bits beaten into a joke-like shape without ever being funny. no thoughtful transitions. clumsy ad-libbing. still does an MJ-like Tee-hee for Tee Higgins without apparently considering whether you want to keep citing a sex pest.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy who dined and dash, ran into the street, and then got hit by a car, whose driver then pulled a hit-and-run, is my new favorite local story of maybe ever. www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/crime/f...
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone learning about Cunty Jake is such a treat.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you're not already getting a 10% discount by using self-checkout?
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i can tell what they're parodying and i'm afraid this is going to be exactly as annoying as andrew schultz and i don't think i'm going to be able to stand it even as criticism
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen to @seepodcast.bsky.social
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what kind of bullshit is this from a kicker dragged to making over $17MM by teammates other people actually want to watch? every time jay feely stepped on the field it was because the real players either scored or failed. sentient plan b.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's called an off switch
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that's the anniversary gift sorted
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seeing the names abigail shrier and abigail spanbarger and getting frustrated when i think a democratic governor is writing free press ragebait
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
drove through new haven and went to church. I offered a parishioner eating in a trade of some of my white clam pie for some of "whatever they had" so I could try a red sauce slice. It turned out to be bacon and onion. incredible stuff.
exterior of Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Saints beat the Ravens 24-17 and we got the episode out before the next game. @lronmexico.bsky.social and I celebrate how surprisingly good the boys look and James from @rememberthatguy.bsky.social joined me to talk Baltimore. I let him get the Ravens' ass himself.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[WATCHING MY BASEBALL TEAM OWNED BY A GUY WHO LITERALLY BECAME A BILLIONAIRE OFF SELLING CANCER TO UNTOLD MILLIONS OF PEOPLE CHOKE IN THE KIND OF HISTORIC FASHION THAT GETS TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS] "why are they cursed like this?"
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Darth Vader was a #GirlDad
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The podcast four months in the making... subscribe to @junkfilterpod.bsky.social to hear me and @jessehawken.bsky.social go long on The Mandalorian and Grogu. Some incredible jokes in here. Worth the wait.
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233: Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (with Charles Star)
Podcast Episode · Junk Filter · September 26 · 1h 29m
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*levitating* you should not have opinions on all 100 shows plus others unfairly excluded
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