iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

We talked about this crazy story on the last episode of @nohomework.website and you better believe this story is making a repeat appearance.

According to the outlet, in addition to tossing Sinema’s high-value paintings into a swimming pool, Ammel also smashed pricey bottles of alcohol and an expensive mirror. Currently engaged in a "homewrecker" lawsuit brought against Sinema by his ex-wife, Ammel asserted that he feels the media has wrongly painted him as an adulterer and a bad person. “I'm not a bad guy,” Ammel said. “I'm not crazy. I'm just really (expletive) smart, and I've seen behind the curtains.”

According to Ammel, he’d been trying to end his relationship with Sinema and has been living and working as a cowboy at Camp San Luis Obispo, a small California National Guard base, since March.

9493

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 1h

put on “Bridge Over Troubled Water” (going through it) but can’t achieve the desired catharsis because I keep remembering when @elsangito.bsky.social posted “Fridge Full Of Bubbled Water” 10 years ago

2271

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

I can't stress enough how gross but true it is that teammates love Jameis and the press fawns over his gung-ho leader shtick. Being washed has somehow only helped.

2290

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h

The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo

392506355

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3h

is there a patron saint of deep vein thrombosis

1126420

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 4h

the innards of liberty biberty are like uni and easy to harvest

4572

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 5h

With the caveat that I am currently clinically brain dead I’m making myself laugh thinking about a guy driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker saying “I bought this before I knew I was stupid”

118813

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 5h

this is so boring but it is incredibly frustrating to see the supreme court be so malevolently silly about third-country removal. there is no balancing of equities that could possibly favor the government, which already HAS THE DETAINEE IN JAIL. are they ordering too much room service?

345854

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 13h

we invented it but didn't make it our whole personality. glad to see the credit is belatedly going where it belongs but i'm not going to make a big deal of it.

3512

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17h

My gut feeling is that Bari Weiss want actually supposed to fuck up 60 Minutes. She was definitely brought in to help curry favor but imo it was supposed to be handled carefully and instead she set the brand on fire by pissing off all the real journalists.

121757

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17h

it is difficult to explain how much more jew-ish @helldude.bsky.social is as a muslim who grew up in new york city than plenty of jewish people who grew up in the sticks, secular, as the only one in their neighborhood are. it's not halacha or anything it's just kind of true.

51162

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 17h

In Park Slope Food Coop news, a bit more than 1% of the members left after it adopted the BDS resolution and because there's a 3,000 person wait list to join there was no effect on the finances

318815

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h

half-watching hockey and thinking "aren't bussi and aho the same thing"

1798

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

phylan @phylan.website · 18h

smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

421691189

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19h

PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore

11819134

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22h

god bless @jessehawken.bsky.social for this Grogu podcast (yes, he *did* find a way to reference Ella McKay)

152

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 22h

John Kruk. reporter? prophet?

3310

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 23h

*sees Phillies fans discussing seppuku* *checks score*

4566

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hellen keller denialism is very popular in the stupidest social media circles around

2487885

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mr. Smith, is it true that you had a whirlwind romance with Julie Delpy and then reunited years later?

2451

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

very exciting to see a review of @monkeywire.bsky.social's zine in the wild from a complete stranger! very kind words that were translated for me by the internet. get yours at apesht.org!

1142

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 29/09/2026

NYers READ SHARE DONATE My friend Chelsea's daughter has leukemia & needs platelet transfusions. She can *only* have AB platelets. You can donate if you are AB+ or AB-. Please go to Sloane Kettering at 1250 1st Ave. Say they're for Stella Suther. DM me for her bday www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/a...

reddit.com

From the AskNYC community on Reddit

Explore this post and more from the AskNYC community

32850

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We also spent some time discussing Louisiana's own Jair Bolsonaro,* Deano Bonano. We thought he was a single-episode character but, like Urkel, he may become a fixture and when we change the topic of the podcast, nobody gets to complain. * hospital addict

1160

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble

1048259

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when you get to the end of the instructions for your lego set but still have extra bricks

1019110

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Resharing contact info for anyone who wants to talk about a bird they saw. Bursitis rést and rehab is going well but I’d feel more secure if I had some birds in reserve.

199

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

nae ye dinnae go runnin off about the peaky blinders did ye

535125

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 29/09/2026

@lronmexico.bsky.social fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. @ugarles.bsky.social teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend. @veryimportant.lawyer attends a legendary concert for five dollars. tinyurl.com/mvwbk9uk

tinyurl.com

Episode 25 - We Brought Sort of A Negative Energy To the Bozo Show | No Homework Podcast

Ron fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. Charles teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrst

2205

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

watching nfl prime time and boomer gets worse every year. same six bits beaten into a joke-like shape without ever being funny. no thoughtful transitions. clumsy ad-libbing. still does an MJ-like Tee-hee for Tee Higgins without apparently considering whether you want to keep citing a sex pest.

6480

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The guy who dined and dash, ran into the street, and then got hit by a car, whose driver then pulled a hit-and-run, is my new favorite local story of maybe ever. www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/crime/f...

2119721

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everyone learning about Cunty Jake is such a treat.

4300

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you're not already getting a 10% discount by using self-checkout?

6541

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

1133540563

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.

272529549

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i can tell what they're parodying and i'm afraid this is going to be exactly as annoying as andrew schultz and i don't think i'm going to be able to stand it even as criticism

4420

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

what kind of bullshit is this from a kicker dragged to making over $17MM by teammates other people actually want to watch? every time jay feely stepped on the field it was because the real players either scored or failed. sentient plan b.

7683

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

seeing the names abigail shrier and abigail spanbarger and getting frustrated when i think a democratic governor is writing free press ragebait

0300

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.

1759248

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

drove through new haven and went to church. I offered a parishioner eating in a trade of some of my white clam pie for some of "whatever they had" so I could try a red sauce slice. It turned out to be bacon and onion. incredible stuff.

exterior of Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana

122511

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[WATCHING MY BASEBALL TEAM OWNED BY A GUY WHO LITERALLY BECAME A BILLIONAIRE OFF SELLING CANCER TO UNTOLD MILLIONS OF PEOPLE CHOKE IN THE KIND OF HISTORIC FASHION THAT GETS TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS] "why are they cursed like this?"

859058

Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt

Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Darth Vader was a #GirlDad

2637

Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*levitating* you should not have opinions on all 100 shows plus others unfairly excluded

51245