iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some of y'all don't realize "Oops! I Did It Again" is a space opera and it shows

Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have to imagine this would be helpful for men of all ages. This would be an amazing focus for church men's groups maybe?

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Now would be an incredible time to see all the amazing men in my life raging against the Cornell 7 and refusing to soften that rage until we shape our culture to no longer defend rapists.

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

$64 for gas and my light wasn't even on yet 🫠

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The low tonight is 48, the Lord has heard my cry

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New cat just dropped and they're already sick of this mess, I love them

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love watching Dancing with the Stars because I am so deeply uncoordinated in both body and spirit that I genuinely think almost everyone is doing some of the best dancing I've ever seen

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Drinking a late afternoon cup of coffee or else I can't keep up with my rigorous reality TV schedule this season

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Tried to tell someone they were created by God for joy and thriving only to send an email saying they were created by God for joy and thieving

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Now is an important time to let y'all know that I am a die hard Nathan Fielder apologist

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I watched Death of the Pastor's Wife and the Allegedly episode about Mica Miller's death back to back, and if I don't find some good hobbies soon I'm going to have to start sharing my opinions and theories on TikTok just to get them out of my head help

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This morning I woke up to the windows open, as they always are, and I was under the covers absolutely freezing, it was 50ish degrees of fresh cold air, and it was divine

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I've had a tough summer so I've decided it is autumn, please adjust your expectations accordingly

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you catch me on Reddit investigating Lindsay Clancy and Mica Miller theories, no you didn't

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Imagine making a new version of Ebenezer Scrooge when Muppet Christmas Carol and Scrooged exist

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

What a good time in my life to read the article about how easily the United States could end up in an 18 month power blackout

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Since I have a bunch of stuff I really need to do but don't want to do, I've decided to start with a very important task: making a bunch of lists

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It is now ILLEGAL to post a headshot of any famous person whose art I enjoy, I can't take the stress

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm so grateful I got to experience Yayoi Kusama's All the Eternal Love I Have for the Pumpkins many years ago. May she rest in peace. What a loss.

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Today I went back to therapy for the first time since 2021 and started working with a health coach, which all feels so so difficult, but I'm really trying to support myself during a difficult season, I just wish this was even slightly easier to manage

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

An amazing woman at my church gathers up food scraps from our events & delivers them to a local family's chickens. Last year I went with her to drop off the scraps & meet the chickens. This week she showed up to church with a dozen fresh eggs from "our" chickens for me! What a gift!

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My close personal friend Dr. Pepper

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Followed this up by ordering good walking shoes. I'm working on healing my nervous system/nervous system regulation & while cleaning tools & walking shoes aren't "posh spa vibes," these are the tools I need to make daily tasks easier & get my body moving. I'm so grateful I'm able to get these tools!

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Truly hitting some 39 year old energy today: ordered 3 BISSELL products because I need items that can help me keep my house clean but without hurting my body so much. Not cheap, but I think worth it for my mental health & body!

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I removed the Gmail app from my phone and wow does it feel incredible

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Finally got out on a boat and it has saved my life

Picture of a boat, blue water, and a small piece of land in the distance

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Really thought I had signed up for hot girl summer but I just checked and I was accidentally registered for explosive diarrhea wildfire smoke emotionally painful summer

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The wind just howled so loudly that I jumped and gasped like I do watching horror movies

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

me: I am absolutely loving this chilly weather! also me: oh wow, I bet this is going to make the water extra cold for the baptism I'm doing in the lake this Sunday

Pic of a weather app saying in Charlevoix, Michigan the current temp is 61 degrees, feels like 59 degrees, high 71 degrees, low 60 degrees

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I've been working for a month on a full refresh of my Substack to turn it into my website & writing space. This is honestly the most thought I've put into creating my formal online presence & I'm so excited with what I'm launching. I hope I can live up to my own vision for the future of my writing!

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm kinda obsessed with this Nashville HOH challenge lol #BB28

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

How is everybody doing? (I'm only talking to Jimothy)

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

"Inside you there are two wolves" I actually just have the one Jimothy

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Please DO NOT contact me unless it is about Jimothy

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Thinking stuff like "why have I been having such a hard summer?" then cut to my cat being lost for 2 days in the woods, heat wave with no AC, explosive diarrhea outbreak, apocalyptic wildfire smoke lolsob

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Can't turn the AC off because it's too hot, but that means I have to keep a window open which lets in all the literal ash that's falling in town, so I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't, not to mention I have an asthmatic cat but she can't fry in this heat either

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This is one of my absolute favorite priest jobs

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

In an attempt to stay as healthy as possible in Michigan, I have ordered a pizza

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The best thing about living in a small town is that I just heard some people honking back and forth at each other in an over the top way and I know if I wait about 15-30 minutes I can probably read what happened in one of the city's Facebook groups

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Everything I know about Jelly Roll I have learned against my will

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Reading up on cyclosporiasis after eating some fruit in Michigan

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I had already opened up my Merlin Bird ID and hit go before I realized the animal sound I heard was very obviously a frog

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Do you ever think about how amazing it is that fruit exists? That we get to have Earth Candy? I've been thinking about it a lot tbh

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I really need to see Mike White on Big Brother, imagine the shows we could get #BB28

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I know I keep talking about this but the pull birds have on me suddenly is insane, I'm sitting outside in my backyard just trying to see who I can see 😂

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