Reposted by SirDaywalkerNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit 1015035
Reposted by SirDaywalkerfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/09/2026i cut in front of everyone to ask what kind of skates i should get and got told “get in line” 713238
Reposted by SirDaywalkerFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss* 614530
SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*Stressing over accidentally sending a message reaction with a skin tone that’s slightly off* 021
Reposted by SirDaywalkerSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191533871
Reposted by SirDaywalkerBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 14/06/2024young adult struggling to make real human connections: How do you even make friends as an adult? me, who has played 60 hours of stardew valley this week: it's simple. you roll up to the local saloon once a week and make the rounds, giving generously of your sackful of parsnips 922842
Reposted by SirDaywalkerEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The serenity prayer is way too long. God grant me the breakfast 694071386
Reposted by SirDaywalkerJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If someone is showing affection toward me and I forget I'm wearing antlers, they could be calling me deer and I wouldn't know it. 210636
Reposted by SirDaywalkerDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 06/01/2024WAITER: Your meal comes with three sides. ME (imagining a delicious triangle): Excellent. 6608133
Reposted by SirDaywalkerGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is 8850234
Reposted by SirDaywalkerRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026🎶 i get back up 🎶 but i lay down again 🎶 you’re never gonna keep me up 210436
Reposted by SirDaywalkerJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Life Alert should make the sound of Sonic losing his rings when someone falls 320767
Reposted by SirDaywalkerDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2023“Funny story,” I say over the sound of cackling coming from the attic. But I can see in their eyes that I will not be selling this house today 226170
Reposted by SirDaywalkerFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026PESSIMIST: the glass is half empty OPTIMIST: the glass is half full OPTIMUS: the glass transforms into a cool robot 822960
Reposted by SirDaywalkerT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026not a shitposter not serious but a secret third thing (boring) 05816
SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I let you raid my snack horde please respond 010
Reposted by SirDaywalkerEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over 528778
Reposted by SirDaywalkerOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/12/2023i don't speak bird but i'm pretty sure the pigeons outside my window are staging a coo 1648584
SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 02/09/2026In my late night thoughts and realizing I totally overwhelmed this client with Details ,surely this won’t interfere with sleep 000
Reposted by SirDaywalkerTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭 101229195
Reposted by SirDaywalkerandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 31/08/2026I need a way to beep at people behind me 3735296
Reposted by SirDaywalkerGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i’m a big supporter of crastination. very procrastination 1124971
Reposted by SirDaywalkerOne Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week also me: 1217
Reposted by SirDaywalkerKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are 38107182381
Reposted by SirDaywalkerGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026[bumper sticker] MY CHILD IS AN UNEXCEPTIONAL STUDENT AT AN UNDERFUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOL 330990
Reposted by SirDaywalkerSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/08/2026I bet it feels so good to be boiled & mashed if you're a potato 46930
Reposted by SirDaywalkermindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just poured my friend a bubbling green drink that emitted a cloud of vapor in the shape of a cackling skull, but he refused to drink it. After I spent so long working on my cool skull drink! It did contain poison though 131342360
Reposted by SirDaywalkerchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Has anyone suggested Protein Pops yet? No, I don't mean meat popsicles. I mean little chunks of meat that explode in your mouth like Pop Rocks. 99443
Reposted by SirDaywalkerlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pronouncing the n in Autumn just so you can feel something 1314751
SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Forgot to add the bacon to my dinner earlier, so I’m having it now before bed. Comfort bacon  000
Reposted by SirDaywalkerSteven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 26/05/2023"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped 225872
Reposted by SirDaywalkerBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026when I say bear with me I mean let’s growl and catch live salmon in our mouths before napping together for a few months 19036
Reposted by SirDaywalkerAges of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s not the skeet, it’s the skumidity. 16318
Reposted by SirDaywalkerthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goku going Super Saiyan for the first time 0192
Reposted by SirDaywalkerIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Tater tots are what happens when potatoes choose joy instead of responsibility 9806127
Reposted by SirDaywalkerFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026a modern take on a ten year old classic 116835
Reposted by SirDaywalker🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch 221009248
Reposted by SirDaywalkerDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 22/12/2024[party store] me: yes I’d like one confetto, please cashier: one . . . confetto? me: it’s a very small party 14626112
SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Don’t look at like that. It’s my Monday afternoon emotional support bacon 000
Reposted by SirDaywalkersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026renaming the constellations after my favorite foods. oh look how beautifully the nacho platter is shimmering tonight. 711134
Reposted by SirDaywalkerghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026lately i’ve been getting way too excited about baked potatoes 45725
SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 17/08/2026counterpoint, no you haven’t, too excited about baked potatoes is not a thing 140
Reposted by SirDaywalkerIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I need someone to massage my eyelids. No weirdos. 3224
Reposted by SirDaywalkerIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I could glissando right into your crescendo -me, as a musician, flirting 0122
Reposted by SirDaywalkerGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026coca cola should come with pulp 5035293
