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SirDaywalker

@daywalkersteve.bsky.social
241 followers 464 following 273 posts

undiagnosed | awkward cryptid | he/him

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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Please send help i have been assaulted while doing the dishes
A torso in a brown shirt with dark stains from water in the vague shape of a dick and balls
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Beauty standards put forth by Hollywood are out of control, the thigh gaps they show are totally unrealistic
Baron Harkonnen from the movie Dune 2 floating in the air on a sand colored stone background covered in a black liquid reminiscent of oil. His legs have a healthy separation.
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My doorbell is ominous af and I’m here for it. Changing the chime to a scream as we speak.
Notification from a camera doorbell. Text reads: Smart Video Doorbell: A stranger visits
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I am once again just another number on a corporate spreadsheet.
Celebrating 10M users. #1,053,635
Caption: I am once again just another number on a corporate spreadsheet.
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Well that’s unfortunate for both of us
A yellow jacket wasp (bastard) furiously flapping it’s wings in a futile attempt to escape drowning in the glass of red wine it just ruinedAnother picture of the bastard. You can see the ripples on the wine from the wings and it’s head and legs are visible through the glass beneath the surface
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
TEETH
Screenshot of tweet by brandAn the cow @LeBearGirdle

[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Quote post with a picture of you outdoors
Man standing on a rock at the base of a waterfall with his hands in the air
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Monday slice of peaceful
Just a lil slice of rainbow in the sky
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Post dog
Princess Leia laying in the grass with a ball in her mouth
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SirDaywalker @daywalkersteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
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