Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1hA dollop of Cool Whip .. say that enough, manifest your reality 010
Reposted by Ages of AeonICE Goons Tracker @icegoons.bsky.social · 18hA man was shot at through his car windshield multiple times by ICE goons despite having his 5-year-old son in the vehicle. Despicable.theguardian.comICE agent shoots man in New York City with five-year-old in car, mayor saysPolice say man taken to hospital and mayor says child physically unharmed as he condemns ‘unconscionable’ act 15213152
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 14hDon’t mind me, just over here watching The Voice and crying my eyes out 😭 😭 020
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 18hToast got his candy store completely sideways & that’s just the way he likes it  120
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 22hGod damnit! Grant me the serenity To accept the shit I cannot change Courage to change the shit I can And for the world to know the difference 121
Reposted by Ages of Aeontweegeemee 트위지미 @tweegeemee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026261008_034555_a.clj tweegeemee.com/i/261008_034555_a #ProceduralArt #generative 022
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Like when my wife comes home and takes off her bra 010
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Life has been strip-mined of all meaning, all we have left is Bluesky 040
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Voters in Pennsylvania: I just got my $500 check! Voters in Nevada: I just got my $500 check! Voters in Oregon: I got a rock. 020
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When you find the Diablo Sauce stashed in your employee lunchroom fridge .. you know you’ve stumbled upon a good job #TacoBell  010
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Shit, shower & shave .. not necessarily all on the same day 031
Reposted by Ages of AeonJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cops collared my dog because I left him in a No Barking Zone 35015
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you eating at a place called Chopstix you better not be using no fork 020
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dudes, I just realized! Are we gonna get Cocktober broadcast this year on HBO?? #Bababooey 010
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR PLANT BASED PROTEIN 🫘 🫛 🥦 🥬 🥜 🌰 🙌 💨 040
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I come back from lunch & change my Teams profile to Available I feel so dirty. 031
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not sure how I feel about the word triage .. feels a little bit like leveraging or saving money and shit 141
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ponyo can’t believe Toast would sit so close to her! 130
Reposted by Ages of Aeon斉藤信也 (Sigh-toh Sheen-yah) @mcmlxv65.bsky.social · 05/10/2026おぉ、開幕4️⃣連勝！🎉🎉🎉🎉 Week ４ はちょっと気になる対戦に思っていたけどホッ！ #GoNiners #FTTBtwitter.comSan Francisco 49ers (@49ers) on XHandled business. 011
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dogs are in awe of us for the simple fact that we can get into the cabinet & make a bowl of cereal. 050
Reposted by Ages of Aeontweegeemee 트위지미 @tweegeemee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026261004_194732_D.clj tweegeemee.com/i/261004_194732_D #ProceduralArt #generative 041
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You may not be impressed, but 14 year-old me is very impressed 💪 030
Reposted by Ages of AeonCanada Crescenta Democratic Club @ccdemclub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What time is it?!?! ⬇️ 011
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Built for neighbors, not numbers .. built for community, not public nudity 000
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The difference between pirates & cranberry growers .. pirates bury their treasure, while cranberry growers treasure their berries. 010
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Holding out for the iPhone that folds into an origami fortune teller 020
Reposted by Ages of AeonBethany Albertson @albertsonb2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol, the second goal was so pretty that they were showing it again and missed the third. #USMNT 3132
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is the worst fucking broadcast, we just missed a goal because they were showing highlights #USMNT 030
Reposted by Ages of AeonJosé Roberto Nuñez @josernunez91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No fear. Not an ounce. #doop #USMNT #USYMNT 0667
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seems referee is wearing those creepy ai glasses #USMNT 010
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Announcer just said Mexico couldn’t find the hole #USMNT 130
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kids don’t give a shit, they’re going to sit on the table at the taqueria, sub fries for nachos and walk in front of you with cheesy fingers while you’re in queue waiting to place an order for two burritos, one for you and one for your son who’s at home recovering from a broken leg. 001
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Who decided that large hoagie sandwiches would be the thing to sell their item? You see them now on Kalshi adds, NFL Sunday Ticket adds, and also GEICO .. it’s getting to the point where I’d much rather just have a salad for lunch. 020
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You’d think for all the money they pay these kids in North Carolina they’d be able to stop the run every once in a while. 000
Reposted by Ages of AeonZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A rainbow of genre! 0121
Reposted by Ages of AeonAges of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Mary Shelley’s beans-n-franks 121
Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Griswold’s Stacation .. a movie where Clark Griswold sits at home and watches TV while his wife goes off & fucks the Home Alone bandits. 030
