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Beccas can't be choosers

@beccanical.bsky.social
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Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot (she/her)

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 6h
they're going to trap me in a jar and release me outside tomorrow
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 7h
would you still love me if i was extremely annoying on purpose? 🥺
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 17h
so for those keeping track at home we are very nearly at the "shit out of luck" phase of treatment for my brain fog & fatigue, after which begins the "manage chronic fatigue symptoms for the rest of my life" phase which would at least mean fewer doctor's appointments & new medications
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 18h
she's anxious for an amazing* reason *boring
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 19h
hey chat i think the state of the world is colliding with the struggles in my life in a way that is doing very bad things to my mental health. will 15 minutes of yoga fix this?
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 19h
it boggles the fucking mind that there are ostensibly not-fascist politicians making transphobia a core platform while the world is in the midst of a combined fascism/climate/cost of living crisis
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alex䷰trismegistus @technihilism.bsky.social · 22h
weird how the government considers it has a duty of care about what information young people can see but not one to ensure they have a livable future, it's almost like its entirely about control and not protection in any way #auspol
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
america delenda est btw
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm detecting a lot of rentnormativity from this landlord
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
telling the void it is NOT allowed to appel du me. we don't know each other like that
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rpg where your crew of force-sensitive misfits kludge together enough lightsabers to fight off the local crime syndicates, call it kyberpunk
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*extremely loud alarm noise* SENSORY OVERLOAD DETECTED, SENSORY OVERLOAD DETECTED, SENSORY OVERLOAD DETECTED...
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
idk if this is legible as a joke but here it is
An edit of a tumblr "hopital" meme originally by caleblandrybones, composed of two posts.
Post one:
beautiful doctor appointment I'm going to live forever
Post two:
anxety
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
separating the art from the artist, leaving only the smoking remains of an ist
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
me when my doctor is 10 minutes late calling: ah. i have fucked up somehow and they are going to cancel my subscription to alive
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a woman of bitch experience...
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the ideal social media platform? 1 billion people talking to nobody about nothing for no reason. and yeah they all do it 16 hours a day
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i've had to look askance at more things in the last 3 years than the 30 before them. my askance muscles are overworked but swole as fuck
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
adhd is like "if i don't have three simultaneous distractions i cannot possibly concentrate on my task"
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love games that let you chat on voice when you're dead. the game has given me yapper's privilege
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
video game tutorial: press [W], [A], [S], & [D] respectively to move [forward], [left], [right], & [back]. this is called [moving]— me: skip. skip, i know this shit, skip! video game tutorial: the game will be unwinnable unless you— ah, sorry, skipping now! me: fuck, fuck, go back!
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Godspeed You! Sackville-Bagginses
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gartic phone is so fun lmao, i love doing stupid shit with people
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 28/09/2026
a still from LE VOYAGE DANS LA LUNE (1902) by Georges Méliès

there is a big exciting shindig with ladies in cool costumes playing brass instruments, while the cannon for the moon shot is being loaded

the cannoneer has a speech bubble
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
being an adult is too hard. retvrn to being the kid holding an unplugged controller while older sibling plays the game for real
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"tits or ass?" bro, her devastating 40-cannon broadsides
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
interviewer just asked me what i thought about Ella Langley's "Choosin' Texas" and i got so flustered trying to explain i hadn't heard it that i spilt my iced coffee all over my bribe money, *so* embarrassing
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"how can you not have heard [popular song]??" i don't work in an open-plan office anymore and the lack of adjacent 50+ year old coworkers means i never have to hear the radio unless i want to (i do not want to)
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rewatching Community and wow, i'd forgotten that pre-flanderised Britta was wise to Jeff's bullshit from day one lol they made her character such an airhead and like. i support head empty women, but she's so much more *interesting* when she's a foil for Jeff
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anarchist who opposes TASing because they categorically refuse to "save states"
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you're telling me this itive property is trans?
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
booty cheeks would be a beautiful name for a gay
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do you think it's agony for a bob-omb to explode, or is it more of an ecstatic revelation kind of deal?
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you should never bring an iced coffee to a job interview. instead, assert dominance by drinking the interviewer's beverage
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my boyfriend and i saw you from across the bar and we really like your bullyable nature. give us your lunch money
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bouba's delivery service
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she voight my kampff till i test
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the ifunny dot com watermark stays ON during sex
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my iced coffee is too powerful for you, interviewer
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that's just grassslop. you only touch it because you've been conditioned to go outside 🙄
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In her mouth, straight up jorking it. And by "it", haha, let's juts say: soured ough
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finished off some sourdough bread that was a little old and had gone quite stale, which was a real jorkout* let me tell you *jaw workout
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey chat, do we think internalising a total distrust of strangers because they might be secret bigots does good things to the psyche or no
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tone police doing slur pass spot checks
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
executive function machine broke 😔
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nobody really really really wants to zig-ah-zig-ah anymore. they don't want to put in the work
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my body is always like "ah fuck, [body part] hurts, fuck it stings so bad—haha jk jk, only fooling. it's fine, dw about it" and i would really rather it not. or at least stick with one body part instead of picking one at random each time
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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